/ISR/ thread

Passover edition
חג שמח צדיקים
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AshkeNAZIs > all

We are all the same shit avi

You forgot to post this here.

Also, it's getting a bit late anons.

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COOM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

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what's the best unite in the army where you get to do cool shit and not get kidnapped by hamas?

ראשון לנגב-צ'אן

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>why do Israeli soldiers do this?

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that's racist
כל ישראל ערבים זה בזה
i only woke up 3h ago, also how do i get american gf like that ?

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he's not a soldier, just a Canadian LARPer

שתיים מי יודע?
שתיים אני יודע
שתי ספרות עוקבות

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but real Israeli soldiers do that as well

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נחמד

עברו שנתיים מאז שעשיתי סקס לאחרונה וגם זה היה בתשלום

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you are arabush from the previous thread ?you wanna be kravi or not kravi ?
just ask your beduyin friends where they all serve and go to the unit with most beduyins (IIRC you guys have a special tracker unit)
youtube.com/watch?v=UnbySS9y6PM

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wtf checked

its where you put your beret, did you never serve in the army ?

פעם אחרונה ששכבתי הייתה בתיכון עם האקסית האוקראינית:(

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>Germans
>serving in the army

Yikes

>just ask your beduyin friends where they all serve and go to the unit with most beduyins (IIRC you guys have a special tracker unit)
Thx for sharing user, they look pretty cool.

איך היא הייתה במיטה?
קינקית זורמת או סתם ונילה?

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אהבתי
אתה חושב שחזל וכל אלה ידעו על הכח של ספרות עוקבות ?

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I want to fly nigga

>האוקראינית
איכס

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trouser pocket

what the fuck

no wonder your army trains with brooms

I agree it looks less aesthetic but I guess it's a tradition now

German soldiers only rarely wear berets tho, only for parade occasions or sth
normally you wear a field cap

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Auntermentsh aun barberyan

רצתה לשכב הרבה אותי פחות עניין לעשות את זה כמה פעמים בשבוע והיא קצת הכריחה אותי לפעמים, אני עכשיו מתגעגע ללהיות אתה גם אם היה את זה לפעמים זה עדיף מלהיות לבד

theyre not as based as druze but theres plenty of based beduyins in the army.
when i was in lockup for refusing order the guy in charge of the prisoners was a beduin, they send us to mow the lawn around the base pool where all the hot lifeguards and fitness instructors are and the beduyin guy wingmanned me trying to hit on some lifeguard chicks , got her number despite being in army prisoner uniform.

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Bump

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אני כבר מחכה שיבנו אותו

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chad confirmed

we have hats too, still beret goes on shoulder senpai you guys need to learn how to army.

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ביבי הקוסם עשה זאת שוב

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Are you a Russian with bad Hebrew?

>the guy in charge of the prisoners was a beduin, they send us to mow the lawn around the base pool where all the hot lifeguards and fitness instructors are and the beduyin guy wingmanned me trying to hit on some lifeguard chicks , got her number despite being in army prisoner uniform.
You can tell someone is a true chad when they start helpping strangers to hit on chicks, he obviously slams so much pussy that he's just happy to see someone else get lucky once in a while.

מה זה?

מגדל עזריאלי הרביעי
>globes.co.il/news/article.aspx?did=1001265455

אבל עכשיו הציוויליזציה נופלת ולא נזכה לראות אותו לעולם

Half Ashkenazi and 195cm
Should I aliyah and what kind of success would I have with Israeli foids

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Haha I remember seeing this user ages ago.
Hur går det för dig mannen?

A new PVPBUTHCIM episode is out.
Goodbye

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lol I think I remember you replying to my post.
Doing alright. Quarantine gave me time to catch up on uni work.
You guys are fucked over there btw

>Goodbye
for all eternity?

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Im full Bedouin and 198cm get on my lvl
can you return the favour and find me a girl I'm seriously trying to get my dick wet

no why would you say that, i think i might be like 1/8 russian originally tho and i know some russian from friends.
nah he wasnt a big pussy slammer just a regular dude and we were both bored af. also it was a weird situation , he was in charge of me but i outranked him by 2 ranks and had command cord and in army culture the guy with the pazam (more time served) calls the shots.

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They will love you but come on it's too hot over here transportation sucks and life is economically harder. Come fuck em and go back home.

Just install tinder bro

>You guys are fucked over there btw
Nah nah, just trust the boomer remover. So far it's mostly killing somalians.
>lol I think I remember you replying to my post.
yup it was me :D

This is a very good post. And I don't use those words lightly user.

זה לא הוגן
גם אני רוצה חברה נימפומנית

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a bit on the manlet side but i guess we'll take you. just make sure to vote likud and do a good job in the army.

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Thanks user, maybe I can bring them back home

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>So far it's mostly killing somalians.
How come? they refuse to stay home? or is coronachan just racist?

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>yup it was me :D
What brings you to Israeli threads. Er du min brormand?

Im a registered Social Democrat but I like bibis social policies and just don like arabs so idk

The "Somalian doctors association" blamed it on a lack of information about the virus in Somali, but it could just as well be a result of somalis living in crammed spaces, always visiting and kissing their dead relatives or the fact that somalis generally use public transport more often (cuz they poor).

I also shouldn't save that pic you posted cuz I'm trying not to fap :/. Though it is tempting

get tinder, and if you want long term find some bedoyin or arab girl. i knew some arab guy in uni that tried to fuck jewish chicks around tel aviv and literally every single one was a mentally ill leftist that fetishized him, so if you get those do a pump-and-dump. generally uni is very good for this all girls are super slutty there.

>Im a registered Social Democrat
please stay the fuck away from my country, leftism killed enough people here

>The "Somalian doctors association" blamed it on a lack of information about the virus in Somali
That's another way of saying Somali immigrants don't speak any Swedish but making it sound like they are the victim.

Damn, nice numbers. And no, I'm not jewish, although there is a possibiliry great great grandfather was, cuz my surname is common among jews. But my great grandfather was an illegitimate child so we don't know where the surname really came from.

Jag finner väl helt enkelt judendomen intressant :D
Kände en jude förut, han var hygglig. Han dejtade min kusin

guys i want him back and ruling israel
is there any hope ?

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Social Democrats here are anti immigration, at least since this most recent election. Prior to that I was part of a right wing party.
Im just in favor of more social programs. As long as it goes to Danes

>just make sure to vote likud and do a good job in the army.
>as long as you vote likud you're fine
You on the left?

>That's another way of saying Somali immigrants don't speak any Swedish but making it sound like they are the victim.
Yes.

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>Im just in favor of more social programs.
AKA communism

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>please stay the fuck away from my country, leftism killed enough people here
Nono it's fine, social democrats in Denmark are based nationalists. Used to be the same way in Sweden too until only a few decades ago.

>him
It was a fun meme

>I also shouldn't save that pic you posted cuz I'm trying not to fap :/. Though it is tempting
Imagine fapping to Coronachan or saving such pictures haha that would be so weird why would anyone do that haha

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How do I get an Israeli gay boi bf

You're also doing NoFap?
What drove you to doing that? How's life been ever since you started doing it?