/med/ - Mediterranean general

>tfw tipsy

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holy fugg, the one directly left of the chandelier

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should I smoke lads?

>should I smoke lads?
>weed
yes
>tobacco
no, you soyboy

>w**d isn't soy but tobaco is
you're not welcome here, die

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Only if you're drinking

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No. Neither smoke, drink alcohol nor take drugs.

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>smoking

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LEGUMES
a shitton of those
And peas
And frozen veggies in general

everyone tells you how to do it they never did it

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duh
I bought a cigarillo

lmfao virgni

it's actual tobacco

i said cheating

youtube.com/watch?v=dxiMX7nxr3Y

Annnd I'm wondering again how I would be now if I fucked that top qt some years ago instead of not daring
Probably would have been awkward but heh

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>when you try to fall asleep and out of the blue remember that time you fucked up your chance

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just go for it lmao virgnis
worst case senario if you go for it: same as the best case senario if you don't go for it
youtube.com/watch?v=gjhX4sOvUIw

But that's disgusting, why would you eat shit

what do you mean?

At least you had a chance
I don't think any woman ever saw me as someone worth of their vagina

Not really, it could lower even more your self confidence in case of rejection, for me it was
1. fear of rejection with unability to read signs, did not want to go for it and get stopped (she was actually hungry for a dick)
2. barely knew the girl, and I don't like the idea of fugging someone I don't know (t. virgin)
Would most likely never have such an opportunity with a girl this hot desu

Last night I dreamt of my only school crush I've ever had. Not even mad.

Let's be honest here, she wanted me because she was starving and we were introduced to each other, so it was convenient. That's also why I did not went for it, it seemed so unlogical, she could have gotten sex from literally anyone

sad

>What have you binged on during this pandemic?
Kebabs and candy. I wish I could go to the gym, I'm gaining weight and food doesn't taste as good when you don't burn hundreds of calories beforehand. I have to starve myself for the same effect, but that just makes me over-eat.

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An opportunity is an opportunity

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bro, always go for it

are you me?

>lmfao virgni
But I'm not, you degenerate

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=2KBR9c1TyrU

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>high school crush
+1 (you) and I rage about her

>>are you me?
All meds are one people, it is no surprise we suffer similarly.

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She was from a post-secondary school that I attended for a year, so we were 16-17.

spill the hate

>Kebabs and candy
trash
>food doesn't taste as good
learn to cook

No hate at all. She did nothing to me.

>tfw ugly araboids don't care about this and just wait for their parents to find a gf for them

come one

I absolutely hate cooking, it's the worst chore. I haven't cooked anything in years and will try to avoid it for as long as possible.

A good system if you're ugly or autistic

I am sorry to disappoint. She was cute, short, had big tiddies, bit chubby, and a dark complexion.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Z76MiQv0zg
do you love Arwen's actress Liv Tyler?

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>She was cute, short, had big tiddies, bit chubby, and a dark complexion.
you described my highschool crush as well
BUT SHE LIED TO ME. SHE USED ME.

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no

Yes

t. Virgin slayer

t. Éowyn

She also had this cute way of talking, I'm not sure how to explain it. I once saw her name and mine written in a heart but I suspect it was done by her friend.

she was a cunt

cope

>tfw wasn't out yet, so I had to struggle through this alone
She was 'bi' but only remembered about my existence when she needed validation
complete cunt, but i'm still not 100% over her desu

You just outed yourself as the filthy non med you are.

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>I once saw her name and mine written in a heart but I suspect it was done by her friend.
Her friend probably wouldn't have done that if she hadn't known that she liked you, probably missed out on some good high school fugging there

Tbh a girl in primary school was constantly after me but i was for attention i guess. She became ugly so it's cool

she's still cute

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Yes, but I like Rosie Cotton more

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chad....

She had a bf I think. I don't know. One one occasion I heard them talk about me and at one point her friend tried to push her on me lol.

Meds come in lots of different subtypes, the Brit subtype is not a huge fan of cooking. My diet is very Med though, since I eat lots of fish and fruit. When it's Italian week at Lidl, I always buy sundried tomatoes and those little biscuit things that Italians always eat with tiny coffees.

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Overthinking things and lack of initiative will ruin your life

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Yep.

I agree and relate strongly to this post

Which biscuits?

>and those little biscuit things that Italians always eat with tiny coffees.
what? bost bic

Too much of a big brainoid to not think

anyone smoke cigars here?

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yas

what do you smoke? I love cigars theyre relaxing after a day of work

I steal my mum's cohibas when I'm visiting

chepeast one

Only Karelia

same, in the summer i go through 5 a day

where are you from

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