/brit/

A thread dedicated to British culture.

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For me its the original Twilight Zone

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I COOM IN HER MAJESTY'S COB WEB INFESTED VAGENE

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This show was fucking awful and I hated that period where pics from it were constantly posted on /brit/

based edition

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Black Death/Bubonic Plague (1346–1353)(75-125 million) - Origin- Yunnan, China
"Spanish flu" (1918 –1920)(17-50 million) - Origin - Shanxi, China
17th Century Plague (1358-1400)(~100 million) - Origin - Inner Mongolia/China
Asian Influenza (1957–1958)(~1 million) - Origin - Guizhou, China
SARS (2002-2004)(774 Deaths) - Origin - Hong Kong, China
Covid 19 (2019-)(87,000+) - Origin - Wuhan, China

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For me I'm watching the Pilot of Twin Peaks to celebrate the 30th anniversary today

Does she actually present herself as a "cool wine aunt" or is she just a lonely old drunk

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delet this

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Anime nonces out. Brit is a safe haven on Yas Forums against such paedophilia.

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Yup

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I actually have things to look forward to now that I’m lifting weights

Life seems to be getting a little bit on track for me now

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first time?

>EREH EVIL

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haha

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fucking hell

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any /leftybritpol/ man in?

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She'd never present herself as one but according to twitter she would be, she's 100% a miserable drunk though
>aunt
>no kids
>divorced
>drinks a lot of wine
>travels a lot (likes weekends to france a lot)
>lots of random boyfriends that we never bother remembering their names

DIRTY BLACK NIGGERS
BLACK NIGGERY NIG NOGS
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DIRTY BLACK NIGGERS
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pWv7GOvuf0

What kind of accent does the lecturer have?

nah

i found the original baby sneed pic and posted it here
feels weird starting a gimmick that gets posted around the entire site desu

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bit racist

Grim. would dearly like to shag one of these specimens for some reason though

imagine being a toilposters and not being a communist
imagine not being class conscious
imagine not supporting a socialist revolution
sad!

really shit gimmick

can it nigger

oh really?

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need to spend money on something

No I used to powerlift in the past but never anything for volume, so in that sense yes actually this is my first time lifting purely for volume

whats got her so down about lockdown?

Men who watch anime are no better than men who wear dresses.

Become one of Rosies paypigs

>furries

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knowing what percentage white you are is very cringe

Never watched anime in my life

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I've been awake for 18 hours why the fuck am I still here?

what does sneed mean?

If it's anything less 100 you're a fucking shitskin.

go to bed bruce

24, am I too old to start learning to skateboard?

can't go out and seems to be drinking even more than normal, today's call wasn't too bad since she didn't cry much at least

Don't want to. Have an aversion to it for some reason.

true

yeah mate, go gym instead

from the tv Simpsons meme

yes. 14 is too old you fucking cringelord.

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Nice. 22 hours myself

If you have to ask the answer is yes.

Anime? yeah big fan
Never once posted an anime pic on /brit/ however

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Unfortunately yes. I didn't listen and bought one at about your age and just got laughed at endlessly and sold it. Take up surfing or mountain biking instead, please.

grim

doing a read

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I hope your gran gets corona you freak

Just sold some airpods pro for £190 de lads, geezer gave me a stack of fresh £20s

BASED!

yikes

Got a home gym me

Been dead for years

My new coffee dripper better fucking arrive today I swear to god. Do NOT mess with my fucking coffee, Australia Post.

you ever think what that time could better have been spent in?
i get that you might consider it a hobby but do you ever wonder what your life would be like if your hobby was something that contributed to self development in any way?

>900+ deaths

Lockdown extension confirmed, but the question remains for how long?

Nobody fucking asked.

Hey, faggots, grammar doubt:

Which pronoun must I use when I refer to something like "anyone", "someone", "people", "nobody", "person" and et cetera?

7,380 corona deaths in one day which is 2.7 million a year

for me it's slightly fancy instant coffee no milk no sugar

And nobody asked for you to be in this thread, mutt.

you can do anything you want at any age x

>ground control, this is boeing 787, we have a mayday situation here, i repeat a mayday situation we have a fire in the cabin and have lost engines 3 and 5
>did you try turning it off and on again?

I’m half black

Penistone, Yorkshire

she that miserable just being sat at home? see sounds a bit empty

people are LITERALLY dying and you're worried abouta fucking coffee dripper?!?

wtf are u on about weve got another 6 days

Prison island nigger kiss my fucking ass you kike

you know less people have died in the UK this year than the average year?

Extra 3 weeks I reckon

>Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, says we are ‘nowhere near’ lifting the lockdown

>‘We think the peak is probably still a week and a half away. We are still on a daily basis seeing too many people losing their lives’

based

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Spending way too much time here. Might go for a 3 day vacation.

xhey/xhem

PRAYING for UBI lads

No because really this just replaces what would have been TV time (haven't watched TV in years) and I earn a decent amount (£40k) so it's not like I'm a NEET watching anime all day

Boris Johnson died in hospital last night is what my sources in government are telling me. They're still figuring out how to announce it.

listen to how calm the pilot is
youtube.com/watch?v=9KhZwsYtNDE

and what are you hobbies then mate

mid to the end of may it'll gradually get lifted, will be christmas before pubs are open though

t. believed in herd immunity 2 weeks ago

Us Before Immigrants?

but imagine if those hours were spent on something that improved you physically mentally or socially

Not he's not
Be quiet

>anyone, someone
not sure

>people
those people

>nobody
a nobody? that nobody? depends on context

>person
that person, a person

UBI is giving the working class scraps to top up poverty wages.

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Love anime
Love the gf

They are pronouns

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yeh nah not sure

reading, writing, fitness
the last one is a reach i know but it's a catch all for a few things
how about you lad?

Whichever high school teacher told me it was perfectly normal to masturbate has a LOT to answer for.

Naomi is so peng

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wanking to trannies

What is the least respected occupation in Britain?

Maybe but I'm a lazy bastard so it would have been TV instead, I used to watch E4 all day long back when I was a NEET
These days I read more than watch anime though (I mean proper books not manga obviously)

Niggers

Watching my first anime, very noncey genre shant be watching another

right now i've got no wages so i'll take anything

I don't have hobbies I work full time

Cleaner or farm labourer. Bourgeois scum have infected the working class with their thinking.

...

ZOG-controlled BBC funnyman

Nurse

Just watched someone play cynthia's intro theme on piano and feel totally insignificant because i have no skills

in all seriousness how do we actually increase spending power as opposed to just increasing wages and costs simultaneously

>all Gen 1 pokemon except Umbreon

bad for my autism

being a full time mum is the hardest job in the world and deserves more respect

Nvm me last response read that as MOST respected somehow haha what am I like

>he says while posting on Yas Forums

grim as

journalist

haha you've got some atrocious answers here lad
'they' fits most of them, gender neutral and can be plural or singular

remember susan boyle

What even counts as ‘too many’ people? Aren’t viruses as natural as heart disease or anything like that? Why are people now so horrified at the thought of someone just succumbing to a natural disease and dying? Yeah blah blah don’t want to overwhelm the NHS but that’s clearly not the driving force behind this hysteria.

Just gave the nose a pick

havent been outside in 3 weeks
money isnt an issue but my heart and mind are deteriorating fast

>2020
>not knowing how to surf
State

I and O arent either I think

Name one funny Irishman.

Starving, can't believe that vile trollop hasn't made din dins yet

there's nothing natural about the spread of this virus

>if you waste 1 minute it's the same as wasting 100 hours
the time i spend on Yas Forums couldn't come close to 12,000 episodes of anime lad

yeah
wasnt that long ago

Yeh same unfortunately it’s just a barbell with rack and bench but that’s all I really need for the moment

journalist ?
escort?

Literally is the driving force

Listen here you fucking faggot only those pissy liberals in California surf you some kind of fucking pussy?

built up an immunity to viruses by eating boogers
my immune system is extremely powerful

landlord by a huge margin

yes it is. viruses are natural and this was inevitably going to happen.

literally spent my whole day on /brit/ going to bed now cheers.

please don't pity me

Found this site called Reddit and it has all these great pictures

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had fun the one time i did it but it's not really possible on this godforsaken island

>a week and a half
Lucky you I’ve probably got a couple months left in this shit

Lmao thats the most accurate thank you

I want to say that someone is in somewhere that HE belongs. Like this, should I have used a it instead of he in this sentence?

Or putting this in another way: When someone is in [its or his] (??) place

Hope you have understood

The "I" is a Magikarp, the "O" is actually not an "o" (there's no letter 'o' in the phrase Happy Birthday) but is in fact a "D" and is also a Bulbasaur.

157 IQ and believes climate change is a hoax

Top QT

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mikey

Mad that you went on Yas Forums for one minute and managed to start pontificating on how other spend their time

That's not an occupation, that's a parasitic infestation

dont this is all because some chinks ate a bat
theyve been eating bats, rats and dogs from wet markets for thousands of years

teacher
landlord
single mum

utterly retarded

Ass

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Just turn off the name and go back to normal posting dude you’re not being funny

she's hideous mate

Not a job you worm

>was released from a lab where it was incubating
>spread rapidly because of air transit and economic reliance on china

I said a funny Irishman, not a fanny Irishman.

The way you're saying it is correct.

>someone is where he belongs
This is right.

If you're talking about "someone" it will always be he or she because you're talking about a person.

It would only be "it" if you're talking about a lifeless object like a chair or someTHING.

Post your IQ

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not sure what that hitler bloke was thinking when he came up with that "master race" thing

haven't been on /brit/ since the billy big bollocks episode, what have I missed?

state of that eyeliner

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wonder how many paypigs she'll gather

>pontificating
lmao fuck off
i'm entirely justified in giving the lad shit for pissing away however long 12,000 episodes of anime is
acting like that isn't an absurd amount of time to invest into cartoons is just dishonest

Fitizen

All trannies please return to your containment thread:

anglo genocide best day of my life