/ brit/

time for some more based call of duty warzone

just fine thanks

got a 6.5k credit limit on the 'card never go over 1k

ayyyy look at dis nigga
look at the top of his head
oh no no no
*wheeze*

>he drinks red stripe because he's a twat

fuck off

carling or carlsberg or stella

fuck anything else.

>Rootless, cosmopolitan, urbanites. Dishonest, feminine, NPC bugmen. Fluoride stares, rimmed glasses, obnoxious hipsters and inauthentic frauds. Soi lattes, avocado toasts, Netflix and Nintendo Switch. Goy cattle, dunning Kruger, reddit, Twitter and Tumblr. Sundance, Toronto and Vancouver. Blacked dot com and Dog Fart. Fetlife, blue/green/pink hair, nose piercings and trashy post ironic tattoos. Vogue, Vice, Buzzfeed, Kotaku. Rolled up jeans, Uber and Airbnb, vegan burgers. Low testosterone, Christ-less, ecology advocate but has never spent a day in rural areas or in the wild. My taste is so frigging superior, top 100 pitchfork lists, Criterion collector - actually is bored by Antonioni, can't sit through a Griffith film, his favorite remain Wes Anderson, still watches Marvel but only as his 'guilty pleasure'. Leftist, but doesn't know what working class experience is about. I'm with her. Zoomer. Cuck. Arrogant. Ignorant. Punchable face. Pseud. NPC. Numale. Slowburn, blood chilling, jumpscare free. Canceled, let's unpack, we need to talk about, toxic, problematic, and here's why. Cannot understand Master and Commander, Heat, The Wild Bunch, The Thing and boats. Doesn't own any property, bought his car new instead of used, goes to Disneyland as a child less adult. Doesn't own a gun, doesn't know how to grow a vegetable, cannot fix a car, never did anything with his hands. Has a letterboxd account where he publishes three sentences reviews, uses words like frigging. Wide open mouth selfies, beard hiding weak jaw, wishes he could pull off a manbun. Need I go on.

Last time I visited Britain my friend made me a drink that was fosters with blue wicked (some blue vodka premix thing) and it made this green concoction
Any of you lads tried it, it was pretty delish considering making one tomorrow night

red strike is alright

add me lad ill snipe got 1.29 ratio

...

I haven't wanted a single drink since the pubs were shut. Mental.

a lot of guys have multiple fwb too

all me

yank politics is so boring

sounds a bit mad i'll be honest with you

Is 70 matches on your first day of Tinder normie tier, or incel tier?

>Doesn't own any property
Most don't

Was a day out on my numbers, this is my 106th consecutive day of drinking

just the top 10-20%

most people get no matches so consider yourself not ugly

I haven't wanked a single cock since the saunas were shut. Mental.

its just how tinder works. you get loads of matches in the first few days because it puts you to the front of the pile for a while then your likes drop off til you buy premium

Hmm I'm pretty good at squeezing information out of the women that I shag by pretending to be a non-judgemental sex-positive kinda guy and am always surprised about how inexperienced alot of women are.

Some of the girls who seemed like mega-sluts to me had shagged less than 10 guys.

literally nothing wrong with heat. good film

it’s all larger in a can mate grow up

Fosters for me

>70 matcges on your first day

Well I'm calling bullshit unless you have your location maxxed out

Cringe OP, also you fucked up the /brit/.

you could probably get multiple if you lowered your standards if you're not good looking

who asked

Pretty normal, I got like 40 something on the first day and now I'm lucky to get 5 a day
I'm fuck ugly and a fat cunt too

I'm 5'8 and have multiple FWBs

made my own kebabs lads
used high quality chicken thighs
very lush

twitter.com/GundamIsHere/status/1247458566228885504

Alex Jones is my favourite American

It's only 21 degrees and I'm already too fucking hot, I fucking hate summer so much.

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i'm a good christian man and don't engage in such degeneracy

Face > height

Simply cannot respect or take seriously anybody speaking English in a non anglophone accent

multiple fat white bitches?

>mfw my american internet friend who vehemently hates black people has a mental breakdown every time a black person is nice to him

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very unbased

Friends With Benefits

ahhhhh yes love this episode of /brit/ where everyone's a 10/10 shagger but has done nothing to prove it lol

NO
REFUNDS

There is literally an endless supply of free lectures on basically every subject online. how the fuck can anyone ever be bored?

funny lad

Hmm

I like mine more because closer to da truth

he's just an actor

GOD

EMPEROR

The deaths are going to just keep increasing aren't they

Kek this is me but when i see black people cry and remember they have emotions

yes, forever, until we're all DEAD.

My ex was extremely “pure” on the outside and I was the 27th guy she’d fucked lol

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Thank God for that

He isnt just an actor
Hes full on fulltime live action roleplaying
Hes incredible once you realise what he is
He lives the part permanently

In a row?

Making a list of things that are based and things that are cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=-mK1yjfDVg0

is it summer there? idk how seasons work

no lol

middle class cunts ruining it for everyone

look at the last thread yh

fair choice bruv

IN A ROW

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listening to the love theme from mgs4

Me
You

didn't ask, don't care.

Anyone read Redwall as a kid

i'd rather not to be honest

stop replying to it

time for some Mahler symphony 5

Not really till late May, no, but we're at the point where the sun is consistently out so I call it Summer from here on out.

>70f is hot to brits

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good yank

Business idea: Coronavirus Bombs

Girl I met on Feeld told me she took 6 cocks in a night once.
She seems like alot of fun.

No greater pleasure in life than trundling around on a 50 year old Czechslovakian tractor in the spring sunshine.

listening to persona 5 soundtrack

didnt you go to uni you twat
you're not working class

BEEP BOOP MUST WATCH NETFLIX BEEEP

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Is that a willy

embarrassing

literally me back in the day

sadly tho they were not good looking enough to gf

I have some mates who refused to be seen in person with their FWB and told the girl exactly that

like yh mad how girls are ini

taking shit like that

Nice, it's a good tune.

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Throw your post under cringe.

Back in January when corona was big news in China, all the Chinese cunts here were avoiding each other and all the white cunts were in the media saying 'oh no, we need to support the Chinese restaurants' 'these Chinese people are so stupid, they are destroying their community' etc

Now the Chinese look like geniuses and the whites like absolute dumbcunts

leftypol is finished for good

irish drill is based except for those few wogs that rap in a british accent (cringe)

isn’t calling like 3.8 these days? who the fuck’s still drinking that?

i think you need to get off the internet for a bit

>holding on to past memories because the reality is to harsh to deal with

the state of you

Our homes are designed to conserve as much heat as possible and basically no one here has air conditioning, also we're simply not used to it because it's cold 80% of the year, I have to explain this to you stupid cunts every fucking year.

does our widdles stop getting hard if you have 'rona?

I always avoid chinks out of principle anyway
same as pakis and nogs

*carling* whoops haha

Putting my bollocks on a 5g mast

Who will exit first?
>UK
>BoJo

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all drill is cringe

Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s farts lads.

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ITS LITERALLY LIKE IVE FINISHED UNI AND I AM LIVING IN A PANDEMIC HAHA

just chinged an opp on npk block

Why aren't you a shagger anymore? What happened to make you the kind of guy who obsesses over women at work?
Did you gain weight?

NYC in february

I drink t because it tastes nicer than the other ones.

Don’t gotta explain to me how you’re a pussy

Ireland is cringe and Wales is based.

wow, there's so many people outside not smocial distanceming. I think 2 weeks at a time is people limits because people have stopped giving a fuck looks like.

It's all a larp
He's a narcissist and a sociopath

>England
>Based

???

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Fucking Hell you had an Incredible Hulk
Remember a lad asking for half a pint in a pint glass and a blue wkd and he poured it in. Didn't wanna taste it

toilfu was near model tier, was foreign and had very very rich parents lad

All men would’ve obsessed about her

It was just an honour to be flirting with her 2bh.

lose weight

epic

literally know nought about wales

lol

this is a weird statement

Ireland is lovely but Irish posters on brit are super cringe

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Good post. The Irish subhuman must perish.

Very hilly and speak gibberish.
That's all you need to know.

vast majority of corona deaths have so far been in London and Brum, cant we just wall them both off and be done with it

kek

I am 55 fucking kilograms, I am a stick person.