/Isr/ thread

Passover edition
חג שמח צדיקים

Attached: 1280px-Flag_of_Israel.svg.png (1280x931, 19.85K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=GJnXX_d7QBU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Attached: 2EA6E031-DFB3-47B6-B031-83CC5B2D99ED.png (1005x1119, 1.24M)

reminder that Jews are white

My ancestor

Indeed, some of us are white

Attached: 1566751173705.jpg (1080x810, 176.63K)

Go back to russia

Wow really? Ewwwww

أنا اريد انيك كورال شارون

Attached: IMG_2357.jpg (877x1157, 177.26K)

מזל שלא צריך להיפגש עם המשפחה והם יגלו שגם השנה לא עשיתי כלום עם החיים שלי

Attached: FB_IMG_1556215006910.jpg (1707x1920, 321.96K)

תספר להם איזה סדרות אנימה חדשות ראית

Attached: 1498579957640.jpg (723x691, 98.81K)

أنا اريد انيك كورال شارون

Attached: IMG_2358.jpg (474x592, 54.84K)

Where is Israel anyway? I only found out it was a country after meeting some sellers of Dead Sea skincare products. I used to think it was in Europe but I could not find it.

Attached: 1570684517548.png (828x720, 768.31K)

Attached: 1586293466097.jpg (640x628, 19.03K)

Google Maps might help you user

>I only found out it was a country after meeting some sellers of Dead Sea skincare products
oh NO NO NO reputation ruined

Attached: 1583501171750.jpg (913x702, 82.27K)

בטח יש הרבה חניה עכשיו בתל אביב

Attached: C35gsMhWMAEXdBp.jpg (541x541, 79.14K)

חג שמח ללא טרחנות משפחתית, תודה קורונה צ'אן

אני כבר מת להתחיל באוקטובר את הלימודים באוניברסטית תל אביב.
אבל אנ רוצה ללמוד רגיל, לא במתקונת קורונה וזום, אני רוצה להכיר אנשים

ובעיקר חברה

יש לי אופנוע אז אין לי את הביעה הזאת
*לא האופנוע שבתמונה

Attached: Honda CT125 hunter.jpg (740x493, 79.92K)

Convert to Lutherism or burn in hell heretics.

Attached: Konfirmander.jpg (300x420, 24.47K)

Are there any Iraqi Jews here

אתה כותב קצת מוזר, אתה עולה חדש? ערבי?

Happy Passover, my dudes.

Is Israel handling the outbreak good?

Shalom aleikhem my beloved God's choosen masters, I hope Elohim blesses each and every one of you, except ashkenazis, those can burn in hell

wtf is wrong with you?

Coral Sharon? Whatever, give big titty mena gf

>born in istael
>russian parents
>jews call me a russian goy
>russians call me a kike
Crawling in my foreskin

Attached: 1585177016362.jpg (1387x702, 85.18K)

Convert to lutherism, I am saving souls from eternal damnation.

Why would you want to save others?

It is commanded by God.

You'll enjoy heaven as long as you save yourself, let the heathens enjoy this life

You're probably not a lutheran

מה מתכנן ללמוד?
Half

לא ולא
יוצא לי לכתוב מוזר לפעמים כי ב4צאן זה העברית יוצאת הפוך וזה מבלבל

I follow Gods will not my own desire.

Attached: 1586365720904.jpg (709x758, 171.57K)

Why don't Ashkenazim speak Yiddish no more? Move to Sweden and your kids can study it for free.

God commanded the faithful to spread the truth and salvation not for me to desire my own salvation but to bring it to others.

Half.
Old picture of my grandparents.

Attached: תמונה שחור לבן של סבא וסבתא-Comparison.jpg (1024x1373, 205.32K)

Be a good neighbor and invite homeless covid-19 infected people into your house, IT'S A COMMAND!

>Bo Giertz
HOLY based

Attached: Bo Giertz.jpg (266x400, 35.98K)

Ireland and Israel are brothers.

גיאוגרפיה וסביבת האדם

Happy Passover bro

Ahh yes, that unmistakable semitic nose, lovely couple!

Oh come on you're /ourrussian/

the fact that these people freely live in the levant makes my blood boil, why cant we just get our shit together and slaughter all israelis?

>I've spread the good news of Bo Giertz to an American
My life is complete

Attached: Bo Giertz.jpg (597x1047, 462.58K)

Happy Passover to you too bro

Cásca sona

عيد فصح سعيد

Kek, dangerously based

Jealous of our beautiful mix Jewesses

nation of LARPers

Why do jewish men cut off the tip of their dicks? jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off.

Attached: kek.jpg (600x582, 68.06K)

Cope harder with your ugly women

>Cásca sona
Thanks bro.
kek

I’m a jewish waman and I don’t believe in circumcision

post nose bby

Who cares what you believe in? Your religious book commands for pp to be cut

>I’m a jewish waman and I don’t believe in circumcision

Attached: doubt.png (600x358, 41.47K)

I'm Jewish man and I don't believe in circumcision too

>your ugly women
his"ugly women" are what your women LARP so hard and pretend to be, semitic and levantine

How do you feel about Jews living in Europe who don't even celebrate Passover?

shut up before i snort your sister

>How do you feel about Jews living in Europe who don't even celebrate Passover?
Not a thing.

Your angry attitude is why your country and all the surrounding Arabs countries will be shit. stay mad mudslim

We have beautiful women with semitic and levantine genes and jew genes.

I'm a 30 yo boomer wizard
life is good, can't wait for the pandemic to be over so I could start living
currently watching south park in my apartment, what are you goys doing?

>noooooooo you live in a shithole

and? soon we will zerg rush pissrael and kill the juden, we will turn the land into a shithole, problem schlomo?

אני ערבי בדואי מהנגב ואני לא מתבייש מזה חברי איזה כיף זה להיות בדואי אתם לא יכולים אפילו לדמיין את זה

How do you feel about Jews living in Europe who burn your flag?
youtube.com/watch?v=GJnXX_d7QBU

חג שמח כפרות

Attached: 1586298948070.jpg (1024x640, 152.96K)

>We have beautiful women with semitic and levantine genes and jew genes.
yes you do, its the 25% of your country that's Palestinian

באר שבע?

>and? soon we will zerg rush pissrael and kill the juden, we will turn the land into a shithole, problem schlomo?
cringe and won't happen. Face it, you got jewed

לאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאא

Attached: לא.png (785x1000, 427.35K)

What a retard

אין מה להתבייש בלהיות בדואי
יש להתבייש בהתנהגות מסויימת שלכם, כמו גניבות וכו'

למה אתם לא יכולים להיות כמו הדרוזים?

I hope they have fun

>lets pretend to now know where the greatest most important nation on earth is, im sure this will get me (you)s
here you go, happy pesach bro

Attached: 1573950100102.webm (576x1024, 2.94M)

watching tiger kang
seethe

לא לא חבר אני גר בתוך כפר קטן באמצע המדבר

please nuke egypt

כן

Attached: CHAD.jpg (500x560, 24.28K)

cuck-a doodle do!

They don't, they are bitter and resentful, I doubt they can sleep at night

This but nuke Iraq first please

you tried like ten times now shitskin

אני גם שוקל ללמוד תואר ממי בשביל הכיף כי אין לי משהו אחר לעשות
אתה לא לבד

im god , i command you to find an anime waifu and be faithful to her for the rest of your life, do everything to keep her happy.

REEE ANSWER ME OR ELSE I'LL CALL TEL AVIV NON EUROPEAN AND HAIFA A SHITHOLE