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4 days till Easter Sunday Edition

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alri

5ml pozzed spaff down the gullet

'ri

shut up

I have you sussed

been on the booze run
like entering the zone tbqh

what do you notice about most of these?
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stop replying to yourself weirdo

Never have been on the dole, never will be on the dole

One of the more peng slags ever posted here. Deserves more (You)s

Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote, and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses? /brit/ remembers.

Big fan of Mongolian BBQ, me

What should someone who hates both the sciences and the humanities study at university haha

genuinely don't know how they can tell at this point

thank you black kings

>Black the Ripper

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business
the rest wont get you a job
now shut up

you are welcomed to cheadle, 2035

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On furlough, me.

BREHS...they keep pulling me back in...

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Might go out to pick up some alcohol wearing my mp5 gas mask.

hope corona kills off some of the fat bitches at toil so i never have to see them waddling around ever again

genuinely not sure what you want to hear.

Obviously it would be nice to have a great life at 20 and maintain that until you die, but that's unattainable for the vast majority of people. Human life has basically always been about working when you're able so you are more secure when you're old. That's no more the case now than a hundred, or a thousand years ago.

You are within your rights to not bother, to live hand to mouth spending as little time working as you can and maximise enjoyment at 20, but you have to accept that if you do that, you will be more vulnerable at 60. It has always been that way, it's not a modern phenomenon. It's definitely annoying, but it's not a modern age cope, it's just life. Unless you are part of an elite, born to wealth and security, life in almost any time in human history would be largely hard work in the hope that your old age, and the lives of your children are secure.

Really hope the government backs out of the furlough scheme and refuses to pay people

gagging for a shag
gagging for a shag
gagging for a shag
gagging for a shag
gagging for a shag
GAGGING FOR A FUCKING SHAG

stfu

really hope the government gives me £10k to tide me over for no good reason

fuck off you mongrel bastard

notice how the whole world has gone downhill ever since women were allowed in places like the MCC and Lord's etc?

have a czech M17 copy
no clue if the filters have asbestos in them or not haha

that's a science

rate my bday cake x

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fuck off

[to the tune of owen paul's cover of you're my favourite waste of time]
/brit/, you're my favourite waste of time

cringe

baffling thing to do

>I made this for my bf!
>look what my gf made me!
classic reddit

off course the rolex havers have sweet gfs who will bake for them and probably give them birthday anal

Wahey look at him go

He did a public service

reddit has a healthy relationship with another human

meanwhile /brit/ is full of incels who wank to asmr

imagine the dry cunt that distilled their personality into wearing a very expensive watch on his wrist

cor
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like it when a lad really stretches me arsehole out. not opposed to a foot up there if a willy isn't doing it.

>Despite the government advising Londoners to avoid unnecessary social contact, an East London Mosque and London Muslim Centre spokesperson confirmed today that it is open to the public.

>A third of critically ill COVID-19 patients in the United Kingdom are from Black and Minority Ethnic (BME) backgrounds

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poo

MONGOOOOOOLIAANS

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thought that was a hairy bellend from the thumby haha

Rolex haver?? You're back???

vile trollop

This website lately had made me fixate on hairlines and when they look like receeding and basically everyone looks like they are if you're looking for it

What kind of Mongolian BBQ are we talking about?
Taiwanese meal filled with onions or
Original Mongolian bbq with fried sheep/goat skins.

*hangs a sign up in /brit/ that reads 'no blacks'*

wish i were a redditor

19 NHS workers have died from corona

Happens every flu season

ARREST THEM

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She wants a man who smokes rollups

incels

just realised "gingers" is an anagram for another word

really makes you think

ive always been here i just took the name off

Need to drive into town to buy alcohol but cant have my brothers and mum knowing

muslims in particular are badly affected by Covid because they live in big, multigenerational household.

MONGOOOOOOLIAN

90% of women in our generation are utterly grim, in terms of looks and personality both.
Makes me glad I like men.

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NEED a pornstar gf to bake me a cake

she wants a man who smoked a tobacco pipe

grim

The ones I had when I lived in California where you give all the meat and veg you want to the man with a large circular frying pan and he cooks them with really large sticks

>20 y/o rolex enthusiast

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Most likely not. If the filters are really old though. The charcoal and stuff can loosen inside causing you to breathe than in which is much safer than asbestos but not the best either.

never had Mongolian or Taiwanese BBQs but did have Korean BBQ when I lived in China
was fucking great

Going by this new Tinder 'change location' thing I can safely say that out of all the major American cities, Boston has the most attractive women and highest white-to-shitskin ratio.

Police car still in the middle of the street. They have a little screen in the car it was on now it has shut off. Thrilling stuff

>I’m gay and so like 90% of women look bad to me
Yeah no fucking shit bent cunt

mongolia be kidding me

that looks dreadful

which word lad, could you spell it out in all capitals for me?

Cool it with the racism lad x

ramadan is coming up and i reckon the most extreme muslims will retain the tradition of eating socially

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Bahwston

*jizzes on it*

We need them and the Japanese to team up and destroy China again.

not sure what age the filters are
i'll dig it out and see if I can see any manufacturing dates on them

why would you go to america? have mine set to rome/madrid/lisbon/tokyo/berlin and trying out mongolia now

fucking STATE of this lads nob

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>fat cat dying of heart disease
hmm yes hmm

why on earth would you own a gas mask
bizarre behaviour
stop it at once

that's because of the universities full of rich kids. harvard, MIT, boston university, the list could go on.

this board is safe for working from home

Don't really agree with the medical model of mental health, which implies that mental health disorders arise through some biological cause and just need a certain dosage of treatment (drugs or psychotherapy). More inclined to think that mental health disorders are related to the spiritual crisis of modern man, which itself is an inevitable consequence of the post-religious materialist-consoomer world

is this ironic

Thoughts on Buddhism?

animal abuse

hat this fool

Abo lish the NHS

shiett that isn't real

muslims are too arrogant to bother with a lockdown.

based

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alistair behaviour

Because I want to flex my ego by talking to mutt slags who crave the big anglo cock.

Also Boston has so many Irish and Anglo diaspora it's almost homogenous.

there was a weird white tarq at my secondary who was buddhist

I'm in Novosibirsk and have 0 (zero) new matches. Quite disappointing because when I was in St Petersburg for real I genuinely got more matches than I had swipes available, because Russian girls are thirsty for a ticket out of the country. Thought it'd be the same in Novosibirsk, but maybe the free passporting has stopped that

can only get his bellend in lmao

alistair breaking out the steampunk gas mask

>foreigners practicing it
Fine
>whites
CRINGE larpers

Could be both. when i quit doing drugs i went absolutely mental for a few months and no matter what i thought or meditated or anything it just would not get better. However now i'm over a year later i'm much much better and it's clearly because my brain has chemically re-balanced. not to say my case represents every case though

>More inclined to think that mental health disorders are related to the spiritual crisis of modern man, which itself is an inevitable consequence of the post-religious materialist-consoomer world

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Put it back on, brit needs you more than ever

got nothing on Taoism

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much to get my bellend like this

china canceled easter

6 people milling about down the street and all 6 are over 50, remind me why were on lockdown again?

lads im hearing cars whiz past in a residential area at 1am in the morning whatever this is. its huge

is your rolex solid gold

Shouldn't matter what race or nationality you are in any religion, if it claims to be universally true.
Saying you can't be x religion because you are from y race is stupid beyond words.

*gropes your ballbag*

never

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you should read denial of death

Wog

yank tinder slags are so fit , god brits are ugly

rolex haver was the best (You) farming gimmique of 2020 so far by an absolute country mile
have to respect the hustle

holy fuck, why do you have a plastic strap on that watch

good call, you are beyond cringe

uganda be kidding me!

fake as fuck lmao