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ITT: 3/10 virgins chatting breeze about a girl they’ve stalked over twitter for years calling her ugly n tha when she wouldn’t even look at the 3/10 cretins here twice

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Always thought Aisha was a proper plastic paddy, but now that she's put on weight she actually looks rather Irish

what about trans girls?

Often wish I was gay desu. Wouldn't want one of those queer pseudo-feminine faggots, but just a nice masculine boyfriend who's essentially just like any of my normal friends. Would save me from having to speak to women and putting up with their bullshit. The fatal flaw in this plan is I'm not attracted to men, but I'm a sucker for a skinny girl with a nice pair of chebs. Helas

any coomer in

wtf?? no wonder germany invaded poland!!!

Why is she a plastic paddy? She soyrish?

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quite convenient that way of thinking isn't it

In America redbacks are called black widows which sounds way cooler

Need redback antivenom immediately

the poles are history's murderers

lads gonna have my final wank and then i'm quitting for the foreseeable future. any recommendations?

The bee knees, spiders ankles

yeah but they make excellent vidya

support birmingham and coom to anri okita cheers

found some tiny worm creatures living in one of my crumb piles the other day had to get the hoover out

just enjoy the content

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vindicated

Fixed

NOW it’s Mexico

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is ten tonne bollock lad in?

bet her arse REEKS

absolutely hated that lad

not on the soash meeds, whats the toilet paper challenge

literally nothing irish about her

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God it feels so long ago now

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Unironically the best girls.

mental health problems I’m suffering from right now:

depression

anxiety

jaysus
does he have the bollock cancer?

balance a roll on your arse and flip it using hip drive

>The redback spider's affinity for human-modified habitat has enabled it to spread to several countries via international shipping and trade. Furthermore, its tolerance to cold means that it has the ability to colonise many temperate countries with a winter climate cooler than Australia.
>There is an established population of redback spiders in Osaka, Japan, thought to have arrived in cargoes of wood chips. In 2008, redback spiders were found in Fukuoka, Japan. Over 700 have been found near the container terminal in Hakata Bay, Fukuoka City ... As Japan previously had no dangerous spiders, signs warning about redback spiders have been posted in parks around the city.
your future lads
youtu.be/Usld_7TQtmk

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I fucked an Irish girl with a face just like that

And yes I mean Irish Irish not plastic paddy she was here for uni

mental health problems you're about to be suffering from if you don't shut the fuck up:

my fist in your face

doritos bag (170g): opened

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Not black so low-IQ bints waving their arses at the camera doesn't really do much for me

Nan or something was Irish, but went all in on the Irish identity as if her entire family was Irish, was rather bizarre desu
But she really does though

breep

mad how it's always "anxiety & depression"
never just "anxiety" or just "depression"

for me it's the patrician choice (pre-fat sara)

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You are now breathing manually

I welcome that pain so I can feel something.

but they dont exist lol

you are now wanking manually

>anxiety
>depression
>anxiety & depression

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Fairly certain there's twitter of posts of
>One of my grandparents is Irish
>I'm part Irish
>I'm Irish, up the 'ra, howay the lads

thats a man baby

always one or two of you virgin freaks around barracking for this ugly bitch
face facts, she's nothing to prime aisha or rosey

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any news on boris and the free money we should he getting

Is that a boy?

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>936 more

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uhhhhhh.....bruhs?

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the true patrician choice: sara's head, rosie's body & aisha's personality

Are you implying its not obvious you blind cunt

what’s it like to cuddle with a lass in bed lads

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rosie's head, aisha's fat body, sara's personality

Cat has fallen asleep next to me
Such a cute lil thing

>sara's head
grim
None of them have nice faces

Any ex-alchies or alchies that took a break? I've been majorly binge drinking 3 days a week for over 2 years until recently. I've stopped drinking for 10 days now and I'm experiencing immense headaches constantly. The worst I've ever felt. Feels like my head will rupture at any moment and it's making considering just having one drink or two to stop them...

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xddddd

sara is the cutest

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Aisha's face...
Rosie's body...
...and Sara's work ethic.

She's gone fat mate

shitter's clogged

Thoughts on traditional 80s style goths?

>implying you wouldn't

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BREAKING NEWS
86% OF NY DEATHS ARE FROM PEOPLE WHO ALREADY HAVE OTHER HEALTH ISSUES
BREAKING NEWS

do they...?

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rosie's decapitated body... that's it

would be afraid to put my cock in her mouth in case she starts feeling peckish

Depression: I'm sad
Anxiety: I'm nervous

Get over it

86% of Yanks have something wrong with them.

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only the weak give up id be drinking now if i werent skint

900 deaths
>900 deaths
900 deaths
>900 deaths
900 deaths
>900 deaths
900 deaths
>900 deaths

and the rest were obese or old as shit

funny that, honestly don't recall asking

>binge drinking 3 times a week
most of the population does that lad

rate my new watch

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mega.nz/#F!ZpIGTJjC!z0V5BThA4W6hJ2Oj30K9rQ

I wouldn't
I'm not so desperate that I would fuck any woman, I've got choices that are much better than a vile mentally ill fatty

1K BABY HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT CLICK THIS
CLICKED THIS AND MY LAPTOP IS GOING HAYWIRE
POSTED THIS FROM MY PHONE

malwarebytes having a panic attack over this hyperlink

oh oh 30
no no

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where can i find other links like this lad?

Size of the virus on that

just stressing out thinking about all those yank families that won't be able to celebrate Easter

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jelly of women and their flexibility . that crease at her hips. don't think men have that but all women so matter how fat or hold can bend like that

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I couldn't be an alkie drinking alone sucks especially during the day you just get hungover

Las naranjas

megapreview.com/

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I don't have to sell my soul
He's already in me
I don't need to sell my soul
He's already in me

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She’s not Irish but I can make her Irish if she wants.

We'll be the first country to hit 1k daily deaths. Literally tomorrow. In fact I bet 1200+.

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france & america already hit it

Saddest breasts in history

USA - allow us to introduce ourselves

USA already there.

dont get hangovers me
can entertain myself because im not a simpleton me

anime spotted in the bottom left

TEN files featuring maisie
i repeat TEN files

Yas Forums was grim, peng, grim again
Mental that

Honestly don’t understand the gimmick surrounding the Irish identity. Why are there so many fucking wannabes. I don’t understand it

YouTube is a fucking pain in my balls desu. First they put two adverts at the start of every bastard song, and now they keep interrupting the comfy symphonies I'm listening to to ask if I'm "still watching". It's like they're trying to drive me away from the platform desu

kinda hard to narrow links down on that

she's hit the morag wall at the speed of light

seems more important that skinny girls exercise than anyone .

and Yas Forums incels tried to pretend that only only applied to blokes

Can smell cannabis smoke from my garden but all my neighbors are elderly normoids.

get spotify premium you runt

use an adblocker you spastic cunt

download the adblocker de lad
or use youtube vanced for de phone

They call me Moot the meme master

just had to crawl in and out the kitchen on all fours cause the neigbour is mowing the lawn

Bop it!

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Oh yes, oh yes

>Spotify premium

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had the "are you still watching" after a full playlist of classical aha
jokes on them as i had fallen asleep during

Best time to post on Yas Forums was when Pepe the Frog only had one image edit and that was the "Feels Good Man" original

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throwback to my older brother spazzing out trying to do this faster than the speed of light

Fucking grim that this is pretty much the default body shape for women aged 40 and above. We're basically Americans at this point

Alri big brain men

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having a smoke

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made a thread on Yas Forums

this

unironically felt good man

Nothing wrong with a bit of weight on a woman. In fact, you can expect it.

USA population is also about five times the UK population
brits are dropping like flies
nice NHS

u bent or summet

that's the original though

imagine the smell...

grim, sort yourself out lad

got a fat fetish and a cougar fetish so i reckon i'll be right
unfortunately i am also a mongoloid spacker so i'll never have a wife to begin with aha x

And thats a good thing

State of those soft hands

had too much to drink and now i feel like shit

>Male Facebook picture "challenges"
75% of suicides are committed by men, we need all men to know that this shouldn't be an option for them and to always try and reach out

>Female Facebook picture "challenges"
Oh my god all women are beautiful share a picture of yourself beautiful girlies xoxo

You're gonna be worse
For the most part our fat is contained to the midwest and south and hasn't been spreading
You're still in exponential growth

thats aisha you newcunts

works on my machine

found the incel

Most girls have soft hands though

love sara, love aisha, love the big nosed findom bird
simple as

could be wafting from somewhere else
neibhours could be elderly bagheads

2, 1

sara and aisha hit the wall HARD and rosie is only improving with age like a fine wine

Do they actually

Found both of them cringe as fuck and refused to post a picture when I was nominated

The male one is pretty cringeworthy too. It's all entirely fuelled by narcissism

'ave you got a rash from shaving your legs

PFHWOAR

what2heck is this
i keep getting adverts for it

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you're not supposed to go cold turkey with alcohol right?

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johnny vegas

Unironic simp, she's a prostitute you scum sucker.

Think it's The Non-Family

ye also bit of a fanny rash d: x

very very nice