/brit/

It's okay to be gay

Had to shit in a bag the other day in the back of a van.

Health & Wellness check de lads health and wellness cheeeeeckkkkkk deee lllliiiiddddsss
What are your symptoms?

They're upset that people as far away from Britain as you can get are more British than they are without trying.

well worth the wait

youtube.com/watch?v=cJwR9xsC514

sucking a wog

blackman beat whiteman?

alri

mate you're starting to sound like catyank with his schizo ramblings

mikey is a pikey prick

hahaa

*loud eruption of laughs can be heard echoing through brit*

More importantly why have you used a square bracket instead of a p you fucking mad dog

my cat wont stop purring how do I turn it off

West country independence when?

>tfw literally deformed
hahahahaha

Used to be the pinnacle of playstation, the reason people bought the console, now look at it, a fucking mess, not even the best jrpg around

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it really do be like that

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Skeletal razor sharp norn soyrish claws rattled out this post

cant we just get a rolling sticky ffs?

depressing post

>Jonty

what kind of a fucking name is 'jonty' lmao

Jonty

the lunch

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news are a staple part of /brit/ culture you raving lunatic

Kek

10 days off the alcohol

alri

Any orangemen in? I’m going to heem you

I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a motor worth 7 grand. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this motor from me. I give him the motor and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.

10 seconds off the alcohol

no fuck off
a sticky would attract more retards

taste way better in the oven lad, fuck that soggy mess

>only one pizza

the box has two in though

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he definitely posted here or on /britfeel/ at some point

Rorke in shock, last heard weeping "but white pipo can't commit crimes" before curling into a ball

peng as

drug dealers are getting financial problems now because of the virus

finally something good

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Might look alright after you've cooked it

Off it for good la?

You don’t eat much do you lad

Ill give you a sticky

>Jonty Bravery

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currently grooving

alright I'm waiting

dont see how hermes delivery drivers are essential workers. is me getting my discounted jumper really essential? dont think so

Im bent

all g*rmans must burn

kek
/brit/ BTFO
you cunts are wrong yet again

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been playing metro

alri lads

Australia not having Prawn Cocktail Crisps is a war crime
Worst part of moving here by far

Willard always smells of dry cum no matter how much I wash it

fraud man still raking it in i reckon

When you say you hate yanks you forget there’s another human being at the end of that message and sometimes it really hurts

one put my package in the bin the other day
still fuming
hate them

*cums on you*

What do they have instead?

mayo flavour

think im gonna go back on anti depressants

let us both revolt

Me I'm in you'll have to wait until 5 though because I have a thing called a job where i do another thing called work

>think im gonna go back on anti depressants

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hate how the capitalist system has been hijacked by leftists

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Never understood why gays don't protest for basic rights in the Middle East, Africa and Carribbean, instead of demanding absurd shit in countries where they already have rights.

>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

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i want a civil war

i want blood running through the streets of Albion

i want every man fighting

among men, there is a tiny minority having 80% of the sex

the sex gini coefficient is extremely high

Because those countries kill them you brickie retard

top man

Based

Fucking state
Ooooh look he has a job. It’s about time someone from your community became a productive member of society

>828 deaths today

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NEED to eat this bag of doritos
should I tuck in lads??

Just took a big heroin induced shit all over the kitchen table black as coal it was

This isn’t true at all

feel like pure shit just want her back x

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any absolute radio lads in?

bet you also wonder why you see beggars in town centers and not in the countrysides of bumfuck nowhere

The 1k cometh

NEED to wank off to mediocre British slags in lingerie

it isn't?

waiting for the kebab shop to open

Pink is salt and vinegar
Green is chicken or something
Blue is plain/ready salted
Yellow???? is cheese and onion
Orange is BBQ

Im trying too, gotta quit smoking the reefer as well

Good luck user

t. mikey
The man who's never grafted a second in his life. Stands and wanks while his cousin fills in driveways

kebab shop is now open

What'll be boss?

what flavour? any but cool og is wrong

No you didnt lol

Why didn't they just stay open and do take-away only, wankers

>pink is salt and vinegar
>green is chicken
>yellow is cheese and onion
Absolutely bizzare

vile

no you stupid mentalcase

Is this seductive? Was thinking of sending this to the proto gf

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spellbindingly good post

kebab

like checking my villages openforum on facebook

Rosie is an ugly bint but she truly understands the findom gimmick in a way that other wannabe dommes simply do not

FUCK LOCKDOWN

RREEEEREEEEEEREEEEEEEEE

She's still open here what you want la?

I've been selling motors for years, keep up

For me, it's light blue.

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doing a sunbathe and someones bumping you sexy thing. based

Why would you believe that?

Almost every single man I know has sex on the regular, it’s a small subset of men NOT having sex

ahem

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never read something quite as disturbing as this, all wrong

Xi'an, Xuzhou, Jerusalem and Baghdad: the most conquered cities in the world

You don’t know what graft is you sheltered fool. Little Orangeman nerd. Stay out of England because I’m barring you out of it

>men
>living at the beck and call of women
you don't know any men, only children

kek looks like me

not attracted to her at all but if I didn’t post on /brit/ and I didn’t know she was a findom communist I’d likely be attracted to her

never eaten a kebab and never will, despise the t*rks

makes no sense why they'd close
do a lot of them not have drive thru

grim colours on that lad. All wrong

Based

Alright you can stop impersonating me now daft bastards

can't stand this prick

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if there was a big red button in front of me and pushing it killed every single brit alive today. i would push it. im sorry lads, but i'd be okay with all of you being dead. in fact, i'd be happy.

my condolences

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got some bitch arrested the other day
dumb cunt left her purse on the counter.
I had a look inside and found 2 bags of coke so
I handed it to the police.
she came back looking for it while the police were still there and they arrested her lmao. dumb fucking roastie.

anyone got any scrap metal?

DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME

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kek this is me

because youre the one fucking them lol

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Oh no

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based fuck femoids

Cursed image

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Finally got work to agree to go remote...next week. All it took was a 2 hour argument with Toiru-san and threatening to quit twice.

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majority of them do, there just been snide cunts

Worked in slough for 2 years did a good job and went home. You pikey bastards just set up caravans and wreck the place and then complain that society owes you a living. The English would do well to burn you out. Low IQ unambitious unproductive violent dosser cunts the lot of you.

Haha, scrap metal. Not funny at all is it? Unlike me breaking your legs which will be very enjoyable.

brits dont know that cake

Brits are cringe

SCROPPPP IIIIRRRRRROOOOONN

Good lad.

Two on the left pushing their luck

hollywood is one grim place

she would be fit if she just got her conk fixed.
great body tbqh.

Would it be cringe to bring up my Myers–Briggs type in an interview? The last place I interviewed at the guy was really into getting to know whether me as a person was the right fit for the job (and a bunch of other sappy bullshit) so might give it a go next t ime.

reckon i could (virtually) heem every single person ITT

Where would you go? /eire/?

at least they aren't insidious pakis like you

Depending on the wind it won't help much

She's got a decent body to be fair, just got quite a masculine face. But her findom attitude is the most attractive thing about her to those of us unfortunate enough to be attracted to that sort of thing

gagging for a cock to fill my arse

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They're Yanks, mong.

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That last sentence. That’s your people to a tee lol

taken a very nice picture of myself but I hadn’t shaved and my hair’s in a state so nary a soul shall see it

what's the point of myers-briggs or any test like that anyway
just lie lol

needs a norf fc edit

why'd /r/coomer get banned lads

That's clearly the US you mong

Baffling string of words

Basiert

you could try

Whats the longest you should sit in the sun as a daywalking ginger?

>irish “””education”””

Ah nevermind he’s got mutt eyes

0

classic pasta

fuck off paki

china lol

HAHAHAHAHAHHHQAH HEY LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>2019
>indoctrinate 5 year olds in primary schools against the wishes of parents

Orangemen. The bastard, neglected children of a former empire

reckon the reason i don’t have a gf is because i’m rather racist and sexist

geeza kiss mikey

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What do you intend to achieve by doing this

Another NHS nurse has died. Killed by 'rona. RIP Rebecca

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wish these insufferable aussies would 'rona and die

What’s wrong with it

mate
have you ever seen a redback

Peng

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dats it mane

orangemen bad

Doing what, dinlo

you posting a never trust anyone, not even yourself meme you just made of you?

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truly grim cheeks

You can both fuck off now. You've had your fun now pack it in before somebody gets hurt, and it won't be me.

Thoughts on being friends with exes lads?

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is there any jobs i can get rn?

Filled with nonces

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-52216847/dancing-mice-spotted-on-quiet-tube-platform

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prop forward

nup

seen a coupla snakes but

*looks in pants*

theres one

Mine tried it with me, having non of that

Another 828 patients die in hospital in England - taking total to 6,483

1 more month

not r bex xxx

There are brits ITT they pronounce mong like “mung” lol

hmm yes no underlying health conditions on this well-fed plump sow no sirree