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twitter.com/zarahsultana/status/1247774046638362626
Finding a tweet like this now is like coming across a solitary Japanese soldier still waging the war on an island in 1970

where dya play lad

how to stop caring

What's it like having Toxoplasmosis?

just need a pair of trainers nowt wrong with it

Mad how we're one of the richest countries in the world, and yet 80% of our economy is made up of a completely bullshit service sector which makes no tangible difference to the world and which wouldn't really affect things if it were to completely disappear overnight.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZeAn_XRv2ag

what's the most peng Bowie album? For me it's Low

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toxoplasmosis is such a meme

This counts as a Bowie album, so this

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love subterraneans me

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Mad how we're one of the richest countries in the world, and yet 80% of our economy is made up of a completely bullshit service sector which makes no tangible difference to the world and which wouldn't really affect things if it were to completely disappear overnight

no

i am pro-podean

i don't have to use twitter and i don't have to go to reddit because all the fucking retard faggots that use those sites come here to post shit anyway
i fucking hate everyone under 25

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Post-industrial society is such a bollocks gimmick

The UK is just London thanks to Thatcher and London is just financial jewry

In Bullshit Jobs, David Graeber argues that the productivity benefits of automation have not led to a 15-hour workweek, as predicted by the economist Keynes in 1930, but instead to "bullshit jobs": "a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless that even the employee cannot justify its existence

He describes, five types of entirely pointless jobs:

1. flunkies, who serve to make their superiors feel important, e.g., receptionists, administrative assistants, door attendants
2. goons, who act aggressively on behalf of their employers, e.g., lobbyists, corporate lawyers
3. telemarketers, public relations specialists
duct tapers, who ameliorate preventable problems, e.g., programmers repairing shoddy code, airline desk staff who calm passengers whose bags don't arrive
4. box tickers, who use paperwork or gestures as a proxy for action, e.g., performance managers, in-house magazine journalists, leisure coordinators
5. taskmasters, who manage—or create extra work for—those who don't need it, e.g., middle management, leadership professiona

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what time do you lads normally start drinking when 'working' from home?

this but my bollocks

youtu.be/Ggg2kDKcnw8

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knew a Scottish guy who got HIV from injecting heroin once and died due to toxoplasmosis from his pet cats

Might go and throw some rocks through the windows of Londoner's second homes.
t.Cornish

7-1 was 6 years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=QaSSU1ZEYXw

i have a big ol zoot in the morning then 2 or 3 pints at lunch

scary monsters

low only has one good song which is the one you linked

oh no not the heckin junkierino

>Miss ASMR

Patrician taste

>zoot
druggie subhuman

Second row/back row mate, as you can see by the tits for hands

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

had another panic attack

ever not drank for the sake of it and woke up the next morning feeling great

Boxers have to jog (slightly different imo)

For me? It's D&G the one

staying at my parents big house in the country whilst all this madness goes on

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show some fucking respect.

jez does the white person smile at you

no, why?

not good at all mate sorry to hear

out for me walk lads

>people STILL posting about my bollock

i am legend

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Am currently wearing clothes

Tom Ford Oud Wood
Hermes Terre D'Hermes
Prada L'Homme

alcohol is a drug
weed is a plant

>Black and Asian people are being disproportionately hit by Coronavirus
And that's a good thing

THIS IS VIOLENCE NOOOOW

Just watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit for the first time
Got away with a lot of very cheeky stuff, that movie

What faces did millennial teenagers make in photos during the noughties?
Were they less lewd than zoomers?

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Nails growing at an alarming rate
Toothies trembling with fear at the impending nailbitingtoil

to a junkie?
you having a laugh?

duck face

used to be devon 6 mesen

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Are pocket squares a thing or does a well cut suit speak for itself?

what can you see

duck face
various scene kid poses RAWR

Very sexy film that
Basically animated soft porn

depends on the level of formality

wouldnt mind giving jessica rabbit a ruddy good shagging if you know what i mean

the beach and the sea

they're special, they're so disengaged from reality they don't think social distancing applies to them. same with the american blacks and the ultra orthodox jewish towns that were sealed off in israel.

I don't think he is referring to bullshit jobs though. More the fact that Britain is largely based on one """industry""" of call centres

Yeah me and the aussies were all brought up to speed mate
very impressive, big fan of when you wrote mikey on there ahaha

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Tommy was a good lad he just made a bad decision and paid dearly for it. Don't be so crass

a charming post

If it matches your tie it can work

when will african countries started to get bum blasted by 'rona

>tfw you win every argument on Yas Forums simply by sitting on the fence and acknowledging both sides' arguments and claiming the truth is somewhere in the middle

station to station

aye it's mental

duck face
v across the chin pose

Depends how much of a virgin freak you are

Don't understand how you can toil for a living and not be a communist

Duck face was sort of lewd but way less so than the tongue out pose, which is more depraved and reeking of mental illness

Never, we reinforced their infrastructure for ebola

>YouGov undertook a related poll, in which 37% of some surveyed Britons thought that their jobs did not contribute 'meaningfully' to the world.
This is the definition Graeber uses and I think would apply well to call centre work.

duck face
even I was guilty of it without realising

Financial sector

Should match your shirt

i like eating and having a little bit of freedom

mum asked me to put the ironing board away so i broke it

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ahh i know them well

Well yeah we do know what you mean cause you were hardly subtle with what you said

Any of you tried minoxidil for beard growth? Does it work?

why does britain have so many call centres

based, grew up doing things badly on purpose so I didnt have to do them again

Over her head?

Does every job have some kind of annual/monthly performance review?
Even in jobs where I haven't had to make any sales or meet any targets, I've had to have monthly reviews where you have to waste time in your day to fill out a form for a meeting where you talk about "how you see your role" or shit like that.
I can't stand it. It's so fucking pointless

Classy millennials
Not one is showing their inner mouth orifice or rolling their eyeballs like they're drugged up

its not just call centres. A lot of office jobs are just stupid

i toil but i just dont care about anything besides runescape

want to violently murder anyone who works in HR. they are worse than toilberg.

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eww

Talking bollocks comes natural to the anglo

willy is hankering for a wankering

hoping and praying with every fibre of my being that my drugs order gets shipped today

used it for 3 months. it works up to a point, at least for me. I feel like it grew in what I would have grew in by the time I was 40 just thru my genetics, my cheeks still spare and my philtrum has no hairs on it. it did make everything thicker even my head hair

English speaking and cheap wages

I work in "customer care" where people call or email to say they've received a broken item or whatever
I guess it is kind of needed in a company that sells things to businesses and the public, yet it also feels like a bullshit job at the same time

dunno
look at this article though
bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12691704

need belle to tongue my scrote

am watching the qantas share price with interest
thinking of becoming a first time investor and have my sights set on a certain national carrier

every job above shelf stacker tier

Any schizoid man in?

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That seems pretty tame compared to now don't you think?

Did nineties teens make any poses? Guess it's harder to know as it was pre-internet and digital cameras

bit sexist

that explains our mutual prolificence of pubs

ffs

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Soviet citizens are just as well as Americans lol
cia.gov/library/readingroom/document/cia-rdp84b00274r000300150009-5
And you're far freer under socialism where the bosses no longer rule. But I suppose to the booj state control is not freedom.

only if you donate teehee x

>2011
mental

Why are English people so bad at speaking English?

Lads I need a new career, requirements as follows.

Can do it from home
Pick my own hours
Do very little actual work
No body to tell me what I have to do
Make shitloads of dosh

What should I do? Male escort?

Anyone heard that WhatsApp that's going round?

WE'RE NOT ENGLISH WE ARE SCOUSE!
(repeat x10 or until bored)

nah which

Kek I'm reading that very book right now, which is why I made the post. I don't agree with everything he says, but the chapter I'm currently reading on the financial sector does seem to be particularly accurate. They lobby government to create layers and layers of needless bureaucracy so complex that only a large organisation like there's can handle it, and then ensure they get a small margin for each needless transaction they support. If the entire industry disappears the exact same transactions could still be made, without losing any value (indeed, actually gaining some value that would have been lost in transaction charges)

Nah call centres can actually serve a purpose if they genuinely support the complaints process for products/services, and help customers to resolve issues. I'm talking about bullshit jobs

>pussy eating is pretty tame

heard ole robbie lawlor got his brains blown out

YouTuber

this could apply to anyone at some point
'psychology' like this is such a load of horseshit

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based coomer

just dropped a new zealand in the bog

London at capacity / Thursday v. Bad numbers / Govt gonna ban exercise and increase the lockdown

Clearly they are wools

do you lads actually go to the pub?
don't you need friends for that haha

I think Graeber relies a little too much on this poll. There are plenty of jobs which are boring and won't seem meaningful to the people doing them, but nonetheless are valuable in a functioning society. His wider points on bullshit jobs are accurate, I just don't think this is the reliable metric for it (although I don't necessarily have a better way to do it)

Why don't we just have automation and the jobs that people really need and give everyone a basic wage to live or at least reduce the random arbitrary 40 hour working week that we for some reason value?

Singaporean gf is getting cash from the government for no reason

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Her voice is so annoying yet makes me diamonds

Parents are nearly 60 and still refuse to believe they're getting on in years

Where can I get a free donated laptop that runs windows 10?

>done a vixen scene but not blacked

based girl

theyre all the same company and will definitely try and get you to do all three (blacked,tushy,vixen) so shes obviously declined nigger cocks and cocks up her arse

probably lies

people make up stuff on whatsapp all the time

They want her to spend it

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Nah you can just rock up and sit alone at the bar desu, don't need friends for that. You can even chat to the barmaid as if she's your friend, and she's literally obliged to play along if she doesn't want the landlord to dock her wages for poor customer service