/brit/

well, yeah
his grandsomething is not jewish
nor are most americans

but my word
i would kiss his face so much

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is there anything more cringe than non-brits calling people jf

especially aussies, fuck off

Just dont get it

gay romanian i s here

I’ve noticed him posting about it for weeks, just always ignored it as I thought he was taking the piss, last night was just the first time he posted pics.
He had been planning it for a long time if it is fake (which I doubt)

Reddit spacing paki wog hates the anglos-here
Shocker

hold on a fucking second

no they dont and he isnt

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WHERE IS BORROCK RAD

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>desperate to be part of a cool kids club
fuck off new worlder scum

Because their women though doing a march for their rights was more important than health

Lol guys that ballsack picture was really funny I laughed hard

Got a first-class degree from Exeter, but then chose to do a master's at Loogabarooga for some reason. I could have got into an Oxbridge master's with those grades, but now I'll never know what it's like to be an Oxbridge student

Brown hands

Imagine all those nurses with strap ons pegging my tight white arse

sick of eating beans with every meal i have

Maybe he had a hernia operation or something.

a /brit/ classic

still cant get over that funny pic lol

I have brown hands. Yea so did Plato, Aristotle, Descartes, Spinoza and the rest.

Dumb racists.

shout gouranga

GOURANGA

Lads my Mum is literally getting upset of Boris 'It's so lad his wife is pregnant the baby will have no Dad it is so awful' Fucking hell how can people get so emotionally attached to people they have seen on the tele

>tp
>tf

people can fit coke cans up their arse. just fyi

I’m English though

Got married lads, love her so much. We're all going to make it!

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Seething

Why the chinese enjoy eating bats and rats
Yeah they taste good, but it caused covid 19

>sexpat scum
even worse

genuinely worried about that lad. hoping they're old pics and he's already had treatment

why do you keep posting this

struggling to comprehend the absolute STATE of ANYONE who allows the government to prevent them from shagging their girlfriends or seeing their family or going for more than one walk per day for months

my mum cried at the death of diana
it's over and it never really began

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make what

>just coke cans
My son...

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Got my rescue cat lads
She’s super cute and hiding under the bed right now
Shall wait for her patiently because I don’t want to stress her out

>Yeah they taste good

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went lufbra for a year before dropping out
want a dead place.

Ah yes Australia, home of the sexpats lmao

Is that post written in English?

you rang?

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pics x

Make it, become happy people with gfs and then wfs

Fuck there's probably a really tragic story behind that photo.
>LOOK AT ME, DADDY! AM I BEAUTIFUL NOW?!

can't believe you haven't posted pics yet. i am genuinely crying rn

I could easliy ruin the relationship of the cutie at work who has been texting me. Her BF is cheating on her. Then again, I'd feel like Othello.
Not sure how to proceed.

what colour is she

heard a rumour she was/is a drug mule hence the massive arsehole

>niggas be like yea this won’t stretch out her pussy that’s not real science

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>sexpat scum
mentioned

Lancs dialect you jf cunt

hid that image

Good for athletic slags though

then what are you doing there

This why i dont want to have a family

dumbass astronomers. that's the sun

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you shagged many African qts yet?

She’s hiding under the bed and I really don’t want to stress her out or anything so I’m waiting for tomorrow
Apparently she’s pretty confident and won’t take long to start exploring
Already had her go rooting around the laundry a little bit

She’s probably trying to cheat too yeah

mind your own business

she cute

You mean Iago.

good lad

Working what are you doing in Britain?

biggest regret is never having shagged a proper hard bodied athlete

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you're in the uk you thicko

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yea
sorry

only because all the flights to vietnam have been cancelled

Uganda stop replying to me anytime soon?

Sexpattery is a mindset

>woof-i mean meow

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I think they call it like, biscuit or something, she’s patterned basically, dark with orange and white patches
Her lowerbody is mostly white rn cause she lost all her fur before being rescued, but its growing back in nicely

nah im married
but if she dies to one of many illnesses ill make that African Fuck Tour channel on xvids look like a school trip

shagging x

just rape one then

Hahahahaha Whats this

>thicko

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The so called battlestation.

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how did they...?

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>NOOOOOO! NOT MY PRIME MINISTERINO! NOT MY BOJOROONEY!

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Something something banger in uganda secondar school song

had a swimmer in my engineering lectures
recognised him on tv years later, won gold in some swimming event in australia.

show some fucking respect

>but if she dies to one of many illnesses ill make that African Fuck Tour channel on xvids look like a school trip
This is the content i enjoy from /brit /

Raping little white girls you mean Ahmed

Married to a human or a sheboon?

i've got big balls!
i've got big balls!
and they're such big balls!
and they're dirty big balls!

Are Ugandan newspapers as hilarious as the headlines seem? They look like the Sunday Sport but serious

Who are you quoting

How I imagine clogwog but with a light up keyboard

mount and blade bannerlord

Haha love that morrissey song

yeah actually haha x

is "Hi" formal or informal/casual

might cop

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anyone seen monica lads? so glad I can talk to a cute girl online during this lockdown

Bruh.

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thought they banned that

this is how I lost my virginity the day after college orientation
>19 khv, recently had gotten Yas Forums
>im probably a 7/10 at this time
>go to mandatory college orientation meeting
>girl sitting next to me starts doodling something funny in her orientation booklet, and is subtlety leaning the book towards me so I see her drawing
>I start doodling in my book too
>we drew different stuff and showed each other the entire meeting
>after meeting is over I ask for her number
>exchange numbers and part ways
>she texts me first that night
>wants to come over the next day
>she comes over
>the sexual tension is so thick
>we sit on my couch and I try my best not to sperg and ruin this somehow
>suddenly while i'm mid sentence she starts kissing me, basically attacking my face
>like a cheesy romance movie
>keep in mind I have never made out with a girl before, i dont want to ruin this
>we make out for a little bit on my couch
>i ask if we should go to my bed
>she says yes
>we get undressed
>she is soaking wet
1/2

And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all

Always use 'hi' in work e-mails to seem like a go-getter, a thruster if you will

How do you deal with having really dumb family members? I am far from being a genius but compared to my mum, gran and brother I am basically a rocket scientist. Combined I doubt they have an IQ of 180

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Any of you lads ever been to a sex party?

studied every pixel of this essay

redpepper.co.ug/category/hyenas-tale/
there's gossip stuff thats a goldmine but they report rape cases and murders in the same way

not reading all that shit aussie

youtube.com/watch?v=MSpWAYwqXQ4

> The Intensive Care National Audit and Research Centre found that 35% of almost 2,000 patients were non-white, nearly triple the 13% proportion in the UK population as a whole.

Oh nonononono

Yes

>be USA
>China's economy is growing at remarkable pace, will overtake the US soon
>must find a way to destabilize China before they become too powerful
>launch trade war, fails miserably. China GDP still grows 6%
>fund Hong Kong protests for months, try to provoke Tiananmen 2.0 to justify global sanctions against China
>CCP doesn't take the bait
>dumb HKers set old people on fire, movement loses international support
>fuck, have no choice
>unleash bio weapon in Wuhan during the 2019 Military World Games
>virus is incredibly infectious, 2 week incubation period, asymptomatic spread, basically impossible to contain
>takes weeks to kill, will silently infect tens of thousands in Wuhan before CNY where everyone will travel to every corner of China
>China will fail to contain virus, economy will collapse, international community will shun China and will impose decades of economic sanctions
>virus will burn through elderly population in US, solving the funding problems with social security and medicaid saving US government trillions
>USA remains world power for next century
>BUT
>China somehow discovers the virus in 1 chang in a city of 11 million, far earlier than expected, sequences genome 5 days later
>China immediately realizes virus is an engineered bio weapon, shuts down whole country instantly
>facial recognition AI-enabled temperature-sensing CCTV cameras track down every infected individual in the country
>every single person with the virus located and quarantined, spread stopped instantly
>USA CDC completely fucks up the tests because it's a bio weapon unlike anything seen before
>USA now can't let all the old people die after China heroically saves their population
>no choice but to shut everything down, causing economic Armageddon
>China now virus-free while USA thrown into economic turmoil
>USA HUMILIATED

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I use Hey to dominate them with my casual personality and make sure they know the respect works one way

cont (2/2)
>pussy is really tight as i slowly ease my dick into her, no condom
>i thought i had a small dick, only 5ish inches. decent girth
>once i slide in, i hit cervix almost immediately
>her body shudders and she cums instantly
>i barely even thrusted
>i'm not even close to cumming
>she seems like shes done, laying back with her eyes closed, i can tell she isn't 100% into it
>i'm still inside her
>thrust again
>she moans loud
>keep going, she's moaning lots now
>hit cervix again
>she cums HARD, nails digging into my back, shivering...etc
>she's REALLY done now
>my dick is starting to go soft, i need to cum now
>i start going to town, this bitch is making lots of noise, pretty annoying if im being honest
>this bitch WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND ME and stops me from pulling out
>yell at her to let me pull out because I'm about to cum
>she starts moaning some shit about 'needing it'
>I'm like wtf to her
>she goes "I-I need..."
>literally nanoseconds from nutting inside her
>"About tree fiddy"
Well it was about this time that I realized I was nutting inside a 6 storey tall Crustacean from the paleozoic era. That fucking Loch Ness Monster had tricked me again!

>ask if she wants the ol' lickaroo
>she says 'n-no thanks' and gets dressed again
>walks out the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

blog on

love asian birds me

Cities on the ropes

'kinell lads
the corner shop is doing 4 pint pack of kronenburg for a fiver

need a lanklet gf

see

Asian birds remind me of squid

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Been to multiple sex parties, play parties and orgys. Ama

What year is this

Yas Forums spaghetti stories in 2011-12 were the peak of Yas Forums
Prove me wrong

< 5'6 : Incel
5'7 - 5'10 : Top shagger
5'10 + : Incel

ah yes, are brit innit lads

where's the new

...

The UK isn't 13% non white though it's probably closer to 20%

Fills me with deep shame when I say British people say "boomer" instead of "yer da"

Not interested sorry

I look at this and see so many things I should've done for my own wedding. I squirm thinking back on mine

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What's the gender ratio like? Did you shag alot of different women?

they were reddit as af

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Haven't heard anyone cough because of coronavirus

need empire market out of bloody business sunshine

imperial units user: incel

has any brit ever posted his face on /brit/

storke replying to himself and hoping that noone would notice

Better luck with the next wedding ahah

What did they mean

The nerve of these fuckers, I don't know how many did die but it wasn't enough

literally howling... why would you do that?

You always go for masters at a better uni

>LE GO BACK LE REDDIT Yas Forums IS A RIGHT WING SAFE SPACE

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