/brit/

considering its the literal flu, I'd say so

yesterday i played £3 on the euromillions hotpicks
£2-3 on thunderball
£3 on lotto hotpicks
and i guess that's all
but once i did win £450 on hotpicks
and also doing from intro offers £400 on some gambling site
£1200 on iceland bingo spins
i just bet £10

ahh
yes

i have no problem gambling responsibly
i do however have a problem smoking weed and drinking all day until i run out then rinse and recycle

Could go a cheeky bottle of plonk myself actually

guffawing at this post

You know, if somebody went to shooting spree there, the economy would recover much faster. We not only need herd immunity, we need to thin the herd itself.

the walk in beer fridges in Australia are pretty epico

pick up a slab of vb for me lad xD

bottle of kraken for me thanks, m8

Eating Belly Flops

beer please

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Don’t see how a quick wipe down would be any harm

One of the Irish lads here is immunocompromised

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What do you mean? This has been a win win for Rorke so far

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What the hell is wrong with Czechians

met him down the pub for a drink and one thing led to another, now hes my bank

Hardly a white one in the group.

fucked that up didn’t I

Why dont rents go down?

rorke is a concept by which we measure our pain

what's the point of being british if you don't go to oxbridge? seems a bit pointless

someone edit this with the dancing african meme please

>Turns out fully automated luxury communism was possible all along

How will Rorke ever recover?

smiling at this post

I'm such a fucking loser that when girls show interest in me I just think they're having me on with some elaborate prank.

based

is there anything more cool wine aunt than saying bottle of plonk

Do you have them? Fuck they are good in summer when it's so hot. Just walk in and pretend like you don't know what piss you want for a good 15 minutes to cool down.

>the group
weird way of spelling america

Don't understand 'playing' the lottery at least sports betting or going to the casino is fun

My roommates sit down every evening and watch a load of shite reality tv shows. They dont even really watch them they just sit on their phones. And then they complain theres nothing on and its so boring

Every time I suggest them a tv show they watch one episode and then say they dont like it

youtu.be/KnmkJkEJmbA
kek

it really do be like that

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nah, never seen one here

Come to rural Kentucky, I guarantee you it looks a lot different than that.

you should slap the lot of em i reckon

like this one as wellyoutube.com/watch?v=u4nZUEkAsw8

always been too scared to go into one cause they look like staff only areas and im terrified of being told to leave because it would be awkward

dont care with a hint of didnt ask

Who cares

>having roommates at all
RIP.

need me a haircut

Pick us up a bargain bucket would ya lad?

>the backwards poor areas are white I swear
got it

nigga....

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the millennial mind is a pitiful thing indeed. Completely corrupted by the need for rapid and changing stimulation fostered by social media, rapid clickbait video content and video games. It's over for us.

Exactly

for 3 months and then 50 year depression

basically the ussr

>Come to rural Kentucky
an enticing offer.....

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based

These ads are getting weird

This one seems to depict a man having invited the bull over to fuck his wife until she can’t walk

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I cant sleep

2 minutes lads, just going for a piss

hot water has been sabotaged

Walk in beer coolers are for customers. Some runtoid working at a liquor store would get an earful if they dared say anything to me about it.

what are these?

is this some russian south park ripoff?

Going to watch 'Angst (1983)' tonight with a bottle of moderately priced red wine.

Have you given notice to the local bobby that you will be leaving your room?

So here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia, hit it!
*background music picks up*

You can't go out unless you are escorted by a man
And when you do you come back with a buttcrack full of sand
No alcohol, no rum and cokes and no Dom Perignon
At least a girl can have a smoke (but not on Ramadan)

Oh, it's a land of joy
If you are a boy
But if you are a girl
It's the worst place in the world

(Ok Francine we get it)
Oh, but I'm just getting started:

American girls, we do pilates
Starve ourselves until we're hotties
Why? Because we like our bodies
Check me out you uptight Saudis

youtube.com/watch?v=RrhVPJF4Qzs

ITS THE WORST PLACE IN THE WOOOOORLD

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youtube.com/watch?v=h7j8wa9sWOE

yea im a broken man
dont get how i can move from england to australia and still be so socially timid

We live in a society full of shit

lmao

Never have and never will support the Australian wine industry.
Fail to see what's wrong with good honest British wine.

mentally ill cricket freak

>the casino
clearly defined winners and losers, the excitement of pure chance, financial profit, total escapism etc.

kek this me

uganda be kidding me haha

Might get a cab sav today
Though I usually end up walking home with a shiraz instead

kek i fucking love Yas Forums

Sharpham wine is pretty good. I like to kayak past their vineyard when I can. very tranquil.

What if..... humanity is the real virus?

/his/ has been around for about 5-6 years now and in that time he’s one of only about 4 memes that board has created
dire

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Why would you want to live in Uganda, whats so good apart from doing child trafficking

youtu.be/zs8EFxir0Iw

What the fuck...

damn...

This but Mexico

THE BOYS! aha

black qts

Just you, not me