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>harry potter analogies

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why did they have to do my man yang like that

voldemort is the dark lord bad wizard who killed hary potters mom and dad and tried to kill baby harry but then harry used mirrorspell and then voldemort died but he had already split his soul so he didnt really die so he was brought back and the ministry of magic were like the magic police and they were in denial about voldemorts return but then voldemort killed all the minsters that hated voldemort and only let slytherin (bad wizard ) be minister so ministers became his pets

>cant talk about politics without equating it to some garbage pop culture tripe
Should be punishable by law

Voldemort did nothing wrong

>Harry Potter

Ah I see now.

>tried to kill baby harry but then harry used mirrorspell and then voldemort died

I mean that sounds like a laughable mary sue moment, but that's ok for the children's literature I guess.

God I despise Westerners.

baby harry was able to btfo voldemort because his mother loved him so much

>oh my god [political situation] is just like [normie pop culture reference]
this is the only thing worse than food analogies

Whats up with americans having to compare something to a children movie in order to understand it all the time?

Did they kill him with the power of friendship?

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>grown up men and women obsessed with children's book about wizards and magic
yeah, Christianity is fucking weird

they kill him because draco btfo dumbledore to get his wand but actually it was severus snape who killed dumbledore so voldomort thought it was snape who btfo dumbledore and the wand that he needed belongs to the person who btfo its last owner, so harry btfo draco which mean voldemort cant use full power of his wand and thats why harry was able to btfo him

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAAAAASED LOL GOT EM, GOT EM BRO EPIC +1 INTERNETS FOR YOU TOO SIR

>Yang is the token asian because he's asian

wew

londoners do this too, what is it about these people that make them so mentally deficient

Based

Harry was like 1 year old, he didn't do anything. The mother's sacrifice indirectly made him immune against Voldy cuz "love magic"

They don't. All those "comparing politics to Harry Potter" are baits at this point.

why can't they just make historical references like normal grown ups?
>Husband just told me, "watching the federal government deal with COVID-19 is like watching Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain deal with Germany expansionism," and damn if that isn't the best take I've heard this month
there, it's not hard. stop being such man-children

ameripoops be like
>why yes I've only read a single book in my entire life how could you tell?

they're 7 books you dumb polack

>Leibowitz

A Canticle for

by the time you dumb fucks finished the first book they were finishing up the last movie, so you skipped that faggot reading part.

the kids who read the books in 2001 are able to vote now.

must consooom hahahaha reference to mass produced bugman bread and circuses *carries out jewish overlords bidding unknowingly*

pop culture references are cancer

because they don't know anything about history obviously, which is why they're so emotional and reactionary over everything, it's all new to them

>Prime Minister Neville
drop this part and it's perfect

IM GONNA CONSOOM

Voldemort took them over until he was killed by attempted murder turned accidental assisted suicide.

An exquisite joke. Well memed, good sir.

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ban books imo Tbh

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Based

Kinda surprised how nobody mentioned her surname yet

Man that franchise is like a cancer

it can be as well polish/lithuanian

No one would catch the reference. Also, most Americans believe that references outside of TV, popular culture, or mainstream literature (bible, fifty shades of gray, harry potter, hunger games) are attempts to look intelligent and therefore make you look like an asshole, or is a sign that you have no friends and therefore you might a pervert.

please read another book
please

>Uncle "wear some usa flag to not get hate crimed for being Asian and not merikkkan enough™" Yang
That guy is such a cuck lmao

America has ministry of magic? Wtf why Finland doesnt have this???

wow!

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Yes but usually any surname that could be Jewish even though it isn't only Jewish gets called out by polyps

>tfw no batshit insane inquisitor for president

Voldemort killed the old minister who was kind of a Churchill character, took over the whole ministry without anybody saying anything and after his death a nigger got to be minister. JK sucked at writing the lore for her books

>Tulsi is a psychopathic maniac who tortures and kills people for fun because she is “close” to fascists
it’s ironic how those people don’t even understand the characters of the only book they’ve ever read

A grown woman thinks her husband's ability to compare a pandemic killing 100.000s of people to a children's story is something to be proud of.
>S o y is the new normal

Warhammer 40k comparisons would be pretty interesting since there are things going on in a lot of then conflicts other than simple good vs evil.

This is so goddamn pathetic.
Who ever made that better be a 14 year old girl

>retarded US liberal Jew (who lives most likely in NYC) has a retarded opinion using Harry Potter allegories
there are so many of them on twitter that nobody even bats an eye anymore

>Lebovits
>pandemy is real!

go be a lebovits somewhere else

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I genuinely think harry potter was some spook business it's like how George martin (ex military) was the real force behind the beatles

why