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Florida edition

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thirsty for a holiday

doing a poo

well, rorke?

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poo

yeah yeah yeah yeahYEHA EYAH YEAH YEAH EYAHEY YEHA @@!!!!!

>Oh wow, he lives with his parents! What a loser sksksksksk!"

Sorry Stacy, but I can assure you that I am not the loser here. I have a fully furnished spacious room, my very own full bathroom, a fully functional kitchen, and to top it all off I don't even have to pay rent. The most that I ever have to do is help around the house, especially now that they're getting older and that they work 40+ hours a week. I keep the house, especially my own room, spotless.

I have a very wonderful relationship with my parents and they want me to save up my money so that eventually I'll be able to buy my own home and start a family of my own. Meanwhile you're paying $1000+ a month to live with roommates that you hate in a decrepit cramped apartment in the slums all because you couldn't get along with your parents. You work three jobs and your bank account is still in the red. The only times you call your parents is to beg for money. Your dishes are piling up both sinks. Your stove needs to be cleaned. Your room has dirty clothes are scattered across your floor. Your bed sheets are stained. Your sex toys are just sitting there uncleaned, out in the open. There's a copy of Infinite Jest on your bookshelf. Need I say more?

So who really is the loser? I think it is you, Stacy. Also you have ugly feet.

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a lot of layers to this post

any non-sex-having man in

Seen snakes in the hills of Scotland twice

great, why should anyone care?

beautiful

isn’t that pretty obvious? everyone enjoys good food, everyone loves their family etc

Wtf import millions of third worlders

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sorry mate you have to leave, /brit/ is a shaggers general

quite miss florida something cosy about how hot and grotty it was

*takes my meds*

>Not sure if he is talking about toilet or an Indian girl

what thefuck

>fines being issued for learner drivers trying to build up their logbook hours
>fines being issued for people exercising on public 'equipment' such as a single pullup bar
Does anyone else live in a literal police state?

that some cottaging thing?

as if yanks weren't third worlders themselves, do not reply to this post

Getting really worried about my memory. Find it almost impossible to remember even short strings of letters or numbers right after I've been told them.

Well Rorke?

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England :- London

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haha

Already well aware.

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Hate the ones that look like this

uganda be kidding me haha

Should I do a poo y/n?

pretty brazen to have a media article saying "the media are liars"

practise more
its a muscle

catching up on all the latest racist tweet

why are drongos incapable of following simple instructions

trying to figure out where it takes place. my guess is germany

Shut the fuck up and clean my fucking toilet scksyskcyskcyiewicz ass nigga lmao

learn a foreign language maybe it helps a whole lot with remembering stuff

Too much computer and phone use. Cut down.

prefer not to say

Get it checked early signs of mental health issues. Could also be vitamin deficiency, do you feel lazy and groggy? Also eat a lot of almonds and walnuts.

They're not even doing tests, there's no excuse for trying to up your logbook at this point you literal child. Stay home.

oh no not the precious heckin' good boomerinos!!! now who will clog up our public health systems and hold onto a bunch of land they don't need to inflate the housing market????

i dont even hate my country like this

Adders

I do little memory exercises every night, like flashcards but I honestly doesn't help me much.
I do yeah but my diet is perfectly fine.

Thing is a really quite need one but on the other hand toilet paper ain't available and I'm down to my last roll

I want to make sweet sweet love to Emma Watson and smell her stinky girl farts.

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or hungary

Couldn't give a fuck. No reason why kids shouldn't be able to use the time off to get their hours, especially when most won't even exit their vehicles.

>my diet is perfectly fine

t. man who hasnt seen a vegetable since childhood

how bad and terrible is India, that curry posters make jokes against their own country

Reckon I might kick the shit out of the next indian/wog/brown/italian person who even slightly pisses me off. Sick of their shit.

tramadol order is marked as "processing" not "shipped" so I doubt it will be here today and empire is such a shambles atm I think its going to pull an exit scam any day now so trying to get sorted is like the last pill out of saigon

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Got married lads

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write it down then

Go ask /desi/ and stop off in /cum/ on your way back you parasite.

>still using empire
grim

STD
SEIZE
THE
DAY

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No it really is fine. I meal prep and other than my memory I am healthy as can be.
Just worried it's something serious like early onset dementia.

Calm down AusRorke

tfw britalian