/brit/

These generals shouldn't even exist. No reason for them, go make a whatsapp group if you want to circlejerk

why is it okay for toilberg to invite me onto conference calls when i've been furloughed?

been loving my kettlebell lads haha might buy another one

why's that?

youtube.com/watch?v=HaxM0iYh4Y8

Are all these human randomly saves animal vids on youtube real or staged

This desu, bad vibe.

that was worth posting

awesome post cody

t. soysheed

excited for the weekend so i can break quarantine

gibe

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fat milkers sub edish

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/brit/ xenophobia is back in a big way

It literally isn't, if they're making use of the govt. 80% thing, what they're asking is illegal

show arsehole pls

Where? AHA

brekkie is served

pathetic dick mate sort your brain out

so did a lot of you lose your jobs? whatcha doing now?

Morning lads

if /brit/ were a book how long would it be?

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Should I work on no longer being attracted to asian women or just accepting what I like?

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280 pages, or if janny's the editor 400

Hope this does not include assimilated yanks xo

Gonna have to get a dog, they won't buy I'm looking for my cat as an excuse soon.

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browsing r/pussypassdenied

i meant since the first thread

Still have my job, just working from home.

3K pre tax and expenses a month to take a few calls and stuff. Could be worse.

NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE THE FASTEST AND MOST DIVERSE GENERAL ON INT BRITAIN IS GRIM AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT IT NOOOOOO

why in the fuck did I come to this general

based

Well that sounds like total bullshit unless of course they are still paying you the difference to make up your 100% cheque.

mine looks like this

you really can't be picky when you look like this

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just filter the yanks

>assimilated yanks
a dangerous myth

qatar be kidding me

Please buy Plymouth Argyle F.C.

that sheet on the left looks disgusted with what's happening here

the gf

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keep a cat inside all day is torture just leave them to it

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your cat is a runt mate

why did you open the image you bent freak

>DIVERSE
hmmm

you can get indoor cats

Drank 5 (five) 500-660ml bottles of beer yesterday
Too, too much- need to limit it to 2(two) or worst case 3(three bottles)

t. Been drunk since I was 18 and trying to better myself

burgers are entertaining sometimes though

Kek this is me

you just know

is he

you the one that was tryna quit the other day?

No you havent
Be quiet

just get sober mate, it's based

the dog or the woman

they're mentally challenged. guess it can be somewhat endearing at first but it gets old pretty quickly

WELL what the fuck time does costcutter open
i need my smokes, 12 beers and a bottle of wine

YO JULIAN
where's my razzles

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What happened to big ball willy

>qatar be kidding me

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just stop drinking lol
fucking idiot lol

counterpoint: it actually isn't

One can hope

5 is not even a lot unless you do that every day

I'm four and a half weeks sober and it's pretty based. Feel better than I have in years

shant be taking proyank advice from a fucking half eaten chocolate bar

intensive care
he's right next to boris

no lol

the eggman has a disturbing resemblance to seasidemark

i haven't had a drink in nearly two weeks (cost cutting due to 'rona) and let me tell you it fucking sucks
if you can drink by yourself at home, i would recommend doing so

right, are you serious?
ahahah
mate, that's barely the amount i drink when i smoke weed + edibles + i will have some more

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We chill today

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wahey

Not every day but too many days

I drink a beer with every meal including breakfast
3 a day can't be terrible for you can it

what have you been doing instead?

Epic bro you so cool man

You 3 weeks off the beers man?
Failed last night after 2 days

You drink a beer with breakfast?

just drinking lots of coffee

i drink half a bottle of wine every day. it's recommended by the doctors

>right, are you serious?
>ahahah
>mate, that's barely the amount i drink when i smoke weed + edibles + i will have some more

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no one forced you to

They putting his ball juice in boris' iv drip?

This is my gf, her name is Ching Long

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

yeah you dont realise how shit alcohol is for you until you stop drinking it regularly

Got drunk the other night
Dont miss it
Grim stuff unless you’re a wannabe normie

dreamt of myself going to the gym lastnight

ffs lads
man just wants to squat

What caused the Big Bang? I still don't get how the universe exists

I simply do not look like the eggman

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do you think i was trying to look cool?
ha.
normies

yeah but I don't have usual breakfast food. I eat things like leftover dinner and sandwiches for breakfast, not cereal and waffles and stuff

You qatar be kidding me

for me it was opiates. stopped drinking 2 months ago

hahaha fuck yeah bro youre hectic

What are the females in Queensland like? Can they inject poison/venom or deathroll you?

bfs dad is round
Trying not to coof
really hard and makes me want to coof even more

you a doctor?

sucking a fuck

shut up you insecure gimp

*unzips qatar*
anyway here's wonderwall

Insecure? Extremely

The issue is that whatever happened before the big bang can't really be described in a way that we can understand, considering that space, time and the laws of physics only came into existence at the moment of the big bang

>do you think i was trying to look cool?
>ha.
>normies

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a thought