/brit/

when do the nigies wake up
thread is a bit dogshit (excluding myself, of course)

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this guy doesn't have a gf cause letting your gf know you post here with 'the lads' isn't something someone with a gf would do

I leave the missus on her phone playing games while I post here

holy shit MENTAL
what were you writing
but nah you're within your rights to have a whinge to the boys simple as

DON'T DELETE ME BRO

>GF was watching some shitty reality TV show with the volume up WAY too high
>ask her to turn it down because it's probably disturbing the neighbours (could hear it outside)
>says she has to have it that high because my vidya is making too much noise (it wasn't) and that she can't hear it
>grab the remote and turn it down for her to a reasonable volume (my house my rules)
>she turns if off and storms to bed, or so I thought
Don't ever get a GF lads.

I've got a gf ahaha relatable post

Stupid spic. Go drown yourself in a barrel of beans or something.

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reckon i was kurt cobain in a past life
i was conceived about the same time he died tbf

would chin this racist cunt out in about half a microsecond

why are they like this gents?

>he pens up posts about his imaginary GF on a Kurdistani yeast recipe forum just so he can get some attention

>i've got a gf
>i play video games
helllllllo reddit

We made up pretty quick after that and she thought it was funny. Wanted to see what 'the lads' thought about her.

bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-china-52210273/coronavirus-please-learn-from-wuhan-s-mistakes

ex-gf used to tell me that I buttered my toast wrong if I didn't get butter all the way to the edge of the corners

virus article

emotion based thinking vs logic based thinking etc etc

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This is believable cause I tell my gf how to butter toast

the worst time to wake up is between 2-3am its too late that you wont get back to sleep and too early that youll be tired by lunchtime

virus =

I go to bed at 3am

Do you need guns in England? We need them in Aus

youtube.com/watch?v=dSIq9if9HfU

only if you have a job to go to

i dont really understand anglo humor

is /cum/ down?

Don't think I've EVER seen her watch a TV show that wasn't reality TV. No respect for any sort of narrative or world building. If it doesn't have someone flipping a house or being married at first sight or some bullshit she's not interested.

>Must have respect for any sort of narrative or world building.

That's going in the tinder bio.

what the fuck?
is there a general named semen?
LOL

inna gada davida honey

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In 2020 it's easier to get a decent GF in the wild than it is on Tinder or Bumble. Might've been different a few years ago before all the time wasters and attention seekers got on it.

>Anglo
>Me
"No"

ton pénis est petit

RELATABLE

alri beto

Hate Mexicans
Hate yankees
Hate c*tholics
Simple as

imagine being too much of a larper that you call others yankes, aaltough you are one

Doncha know that ah loooove youuuu

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not an incel just logically see that a massive amount of young men being unable to have sex is going to cause them to become violent

literally happened to the middle east and it's happening to us now

if we don't want violence in our society, women are either gonna have to start putting out for beta men or we're gonna have to bring back traditional monogamy and marriage, maybe even arranged marriages

got a wild gf me but even she has her silly moments

that's
>In a garden of Eden, honey
sweaty x

youtube.com/watch?v=KTkQrzgeSnk

putting too much thought into it all mate

not very bright this one

You do know that there's plenty of women in other countries yeh? Who gives a fuck if the Asians/Africans/Eastern Euros/South Americans get violent with each other - you'll be getting some prime poon

force her to watch master and commander

coming out to my parents as incel tonight

based

>a massive amount of young men being unable to have sex is going to cause them to become violent

Well yeah we have that data already.

>Nothing like this has happened in human history. A combination of cultural preferences, government decree and modern medical technology in the world’s two largest countries has created a gender imbalance on a continental scale. Men outnumber women by 70 million in China and India.

>The consequences of having too many men, now coming of age, are far-reaching: Beyond an epidemic of loneliness, the imbalance distorts labor markets, drives up savings rates in China and drives down consumption, artificially inflates certain property values, and parallels increases in violent crime, trafficking or prostitution in a growing number of locations. Public safety. With the increase in men has come a surge in sexual crime in India and concerns about a rise in other crimes in both countries.

>Bachelors are furiously building houses in China to attract wives, and prices are soaring. But otherwise they are not spending, and that in turn fuels China’s huge trade surplus. Among men, loneliness and depression are widespread. Villages are emptying out. Men are learning to cook and perform other chores long relegated to women.

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maybe if more men werent disgusting slobs with no ambitions theyd be more attractive, thought about fixing yourself before trying to fix women, incel?

Nah we have video games now.

remember when i told my parents i am not going to get married with a roastoid, they a bit dissapointed

Shan’t be eating any food prepared by a paki given that they “clean” their ass after they shit by splashing water on their underregions.

You'll have to stop all the Italian foods too then.

they use their fingers

>not an incel just logically see that a massive amount of young men being unable to have sex is going to cause them to become violent

pseudo-science and projection. The middle east's violence is due to a number of geopolitical issues and internal social problems, least of which is sexual frustration.

Kettle's done... time for my coffee :)

April or Sophie lads who was the superior Peep Show girl and who was better for Mark?

strawpoll.me/19722792

Might bash the next Indian/Paki fucker that dares look at me. Sick of their shit.

just woke up at 3:41PM in the afternoon despite in theory meant to be working from home from 9AM to 5PM 5 days a week
this is what happens when you let your toilers off their leash, society crumbles

Bloody hell mate April by a country mile
Sophie was just corrosive and didn't have a single common interest
Both were into drugs but April wanted to do them with Mark in the comfort of his own flat

Hate them both but April was better for Mark. Want a Nancy or Big Suze GF myself.

Nancy and Big Suze were both unbelievably peng

Nancy was by far the best and hottest Peep Show girl. I completely forgot April was into drugs which brings her and Sophie down a couple points for me. April was the one who convinced Mark to try and smash his ipad if I recall?

Have been going to bed between 2-6am and waking up at 10am - 3pm for so long that it's my default state. When toilberg puts me on morning shifts my body goes into rejection state and I sometimes have to puke when waking up at 7am.

yeah when he did his first line of coke he threw it out a window
was his idea though

Coffee in muggy, now the wait for it to cool down

giving a cheeky little nigger the suck treatment

*looks at you*

Based. On my third cup myself to counteract the promethazine I took last night.

reckon the lord will punish me for my sins tbf

SILENCE

Reddit is a good website
reddit.com/r/gonewild/

Why aren't the british girls posting nudes here?

>promethazine
really, they rarely have a day after effect on me. though to be fair when they do it feels like waking after a doing a bong whilst asleep

This is a SFW general, please delete your post or i'll be forced to contact the moderation team.

What was that goth girl's name, it was just the one episode I think but phwoar. Want her to drag a cigarette and huff it down my throat.

frig negros

wasn't she like a high schooler?

Britain supported the Confederacy and supplied arms in New Orleans in return for cotton

TWO
MINUTES
TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Boris dead yet?