Please mom, I swear I’m not gay, the dildo is just to increase pleasure during masturbation

this is your brain on pagpag

its just an exotic massage

Bruh

reminder that closetfags will be in denial about this. There is literally no way that it would be gay if you are not attracted to the guy but you only do it for pleasure or money.

This.
It's only gay to fuck a guy, because you have to actually be attracted to him to do that, which is gay.

wat

>MOM WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL I ACCIDENTLY SAT ON A FLASHLIGHT

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Well? Can you fit it inside comfortably now?

>so much cope and denial ITT
most people will still think it's gay af, unless you're hot enough to where it doesn't matter and chicks will still bang you

dm me on twitter x

>No mom, the dress is for a joke, I don't enjoy crossdressing!

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>Why yes, I am quite comfy, how could you tell?

>Liking girl stuff only means I'm even more heterosexual, mom...

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>its not that i like dressing up as a girl its just that i like to jerk off to my girly ass in the mirror

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This. Anal is just opportunistic hedonism. Kissing dudes and wanting to have relationships with them is where the real faggotry is at.

So kissing a dude during sex while his dick is buried in your ass is gay?

>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE A HEALTHY STRAIGHT MALE WHO ENJOYS MASTURBATING TO HIS OWN GIRLY ASS IN THE MIRROR

>THIS MEANS YOU'RE ACTUALLY A FEMALE IN A MALES BODY AND YOU NEED TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND TAKE HORMONES

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of course, as long as you don't kiss him or love him romantically it ain't gay. i've eaten man ass out before while he came all over my chest.

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Yes. Kissing is gay. Fucking is based.

>of course, as long as you don't kiss him or love him romantically it ain't gay. i've eaten man ass out before while he came all over my chest.
Haha, faggot

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Why is there so much overlap between Yas Forums and /lgbt/?

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>Mom if I fuck other men to assert my dominance over them is none of your business, plus I may suck their dicks but only to lower their defense over I'm not gay

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there are no gays on /lgbt/, only mentally ill trannies

/lgbt/ is literally at least 90% mentally ill trannies (yes, unironic trannies) that lack any sense of humour. There is zero overlap.

/lgbt/ exodus forced the homos to go to other boards, there is only an enclave of gays left in the gay general but it’s mostly old meth heads and autistic name fags

I like how they fight over who's gayest and repress anyone who can't fall in love with a dude.

>NOOO that's not gay enough! You don't know shit, pseud! Just because you fap to dicks, own a dildo and have slept with 10 guys doesn't make you gay! You have to also have romantic feelings for them and kiss them and want to marry them too!

huh?

>Nooo! You're not a real tranny! You need to hate your body and want to chop off your dick and take hormones! Otherwise you're just a creep with a fetish!

don’t forget that one of the name fag Trannys occasionally kills kittens and skins them

Isn't the hallmark of being a tranny wanting to be the other sex so badly that you take hormones to achieve your goal? I've seen enough hon threads on /lgbt/ to know that there are tons of dudes out there who just have this shit as a fetish but present themselves as trannies.

>give me that butt plug

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>I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bum-boy, batty-boy, backside-artist bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit, I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-assed, fudge-packin', shit-stabbin' uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I'm fucked. I suck and I'm sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fuckin' time of his life

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Trannies are mentally ill retards who cut off their dicks and take hormones.

Cross dressers are a bit sad, but not in any way as bad as trannies. Cross dressers aren't delusional.

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the two main camps are those who take it seriously, and are in it for more than just sexual pleasure. so they can be either women in their minds only, without chopping off their dicks, or they can be taking hormones and shit. the other camp is the fetishists and larpers. "real" trannies are mad because fetishists can have a wank in panties and go on with their day, while they're stuck in a body they don't like.

>"real" trannies are mad because fetishists can have a wank in panties and go on with their day, while they're stuck in a body they don't like.
Yeah this. I did that as a teenager, still see zero reason why I should cut off my genitals and live a lie for the rest of my life.

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>Son, how many times must I tell you to not have a vibrator in your ass while we're at the dinner table

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO HE CALLED ME A FAG

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>You need to hate your body and want to chop off your dick and take hormones!
I mean the unironic mainstream OPINION among them is that you don't need dysphoria anymore to be considered transgender so there goes the whole fucking scam

The unfortunately reality of trannies is they live a lie no matter what they do.

So in the end, a movement driven by acceptance of the different so they can be speshul, was watered down by accepting too diverse a crowd, and now they aren't speshul anymore. Top lel.

It is a shame for a man to grow old without experiencing the prostate orgasm of which his body is capable.

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they simply used the gatekeeping card on themselves
can't gatekeep transgenderism with dysphoria because then doctors, mostly psychologists, are fully within their right to gatekeep you from prescribing hormones and surgery because you don't actually fit the criteria for it and they have actual medical standards and guidelines to follow no matter how you feel about it
so voila you don't need dysphoria anymore
and I swear all this shit ends when people start making lawsuits when they start regretting it, imagine all the kids who's retarded parents put them through this not being exactly content with being complete fucked up freaks because mommy wanted a daughter

No because the non-gayness of the sex overrides the gayness of the kissing

>The unfortunately reality of trannies is they live a lie no matter what they do.
as long asthe dick is intact and HR therapy isn't on track, there is still hope

Why would God even give us the ability to have prostate orgasms? What was he thinking

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cope, fag

>Why would God even give us the ability to have prostate orgasms? What was he thinking
just a meme, fake and gay. I've never had such an orgasm, never met anyone else who has either.

based, now I only need a bf I can pretend to be straight with. Are there italian mailhusbands?

Why would your mom care if you're gay?

In gods unending cruelty he put the male g spot in the bum because he knew men were too easy to succumb to their vices, ironically enough he forgot that a man would stick stuff up his ass anyways

Approximately how many months do you need to nofap to get yourself to a point where tickling your prostate from the wrong side of the pubic bone results in orgasm?

so you can learn handsfree ejaculation not to shove stuff up your poop chute

>can have a wank in panties and go on with their day

Me.

My middle finger is 3 inches long, and my index finger is nearly 3 inches long. I've fingered by anus dozens of times and none of the times were enjoyable. I refuse to believe my prostate is deeper than 3 inches into my ass.

I'm convinced people who enjoy anal sex or anal stimulation are into it mentally. It's dirty and off limits to them so they find it enjoyable.

>fetishists can have a wank in panties and go on with their day
haha, who does that?

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I get prostate orgasms too, but I don't like the feeling of having an ass in my finger. What I find more effective was when I let my ex-gf massage and put a lot of pressure with her fingers on my taint (perineum) while jerking me off. This would make me coom all over the place.

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that statement can be taken multiple ways, whether they take surgery or not they'll never truly be "them" so thus they will live a lie trapped mentally, or they live a lie pretending they feel something if anything, or if they transition and regret it.
i pity them honestly, but not new age trannies.

It's not a button you press. You gotta figure it out. When you do, you'll get a more intense orgasm than you've ever had.

I've read that you have to angle it and imagine your dick as a glove, and trying to shove a dick in that glove, so basically angle it dead horizontally, not up.