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alri

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I will take the Asian gf by force
look for me in the news bros
I'll take any Asian at this point

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I hate pinoys more than words can convey

i had a dream
i got evERything I waanteed

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blapipo be all like "I'm black, but it doesn't matter. that I'm black. I'm black, in case you didn't notice. I deserve money for that because some people I never knew were enslaved by people I never met. but my race literally doesn't matter. not one bit. you honky ass bitch. treat everyone as equals. cracker. martin luther king once famously said to judge people by the content of their character rather than their skin, also fuck white people. those were his exact words, and for some reason racist ass whiteboys assassinated him when he literally said offensive. fuck white people by the way. race doesn't matter. unless you're white. then fuck you. and if you're black, it doesn't matter except that it's very important and we deserve money. respect everyone equally no matter their skin color. and fuck white people."

best emma

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Everytime I get on tinder I'm reminded how easy it is to be a foid

why would you try and inflict your vile niggerdom on an asian girl? even a shitty one doesn't deserve that. just kill yourself

Hi

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"no"

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based and redpilled. Underrated

Fuck you African American
she would recognize that I am not a black, but a based asian man
she just has to swipe right on me

Decent plan but I can’t bake for shit. One of them knocked on my door asking for some specific kind of sugar that I didn’t have. Tried to offer something similar but she must be quite the baking autist herself cuz she left empty handed. Real qt but I must have been like a foot and half taller than her. Either way that was probably my best chance at an in and I blew it

I deserve a gf.

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actual best emma here

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>I am not a black, but a based asian man

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lol urkel

feeling kinda based tonight bros
might make some autistic posts

Don’t hate the playa hate the game. Based blaxx dunking on wypipo with this stupid garbage, imagine actually falling for this shit

Ok i'm depressed now

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funny word

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White people will disappear and that's a good thing

>Fuck you African American
My nipples are so pink, that if I posted them here jason would disappear for about an hour, and return very sexually satisfied. I guess you're a neurotic fuck, but there is more to being an asian male than that.

i don't read posts that are more than 10 words

why do all these white bitches look the same

Are creatures with four arms left/right handed in both arms?

YUMMMM

>Ok i'm depressed now
Based.

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too much strain on your brain?

government mandate gf will happen in the future when birth rates slow down,
we just need to make it til then

haha poop funny

Would you?

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anything more than that is not worth my time

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white people all come from a single region in germany

that is why

tehy are all brothers

AUBURN AL
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Never going to happen. Wypipo are already below replacement basically everywhere in the world. Governments all choose to mitigate this by bringing in foreigners, not raising domestic birth rates

how do I find more diamonds in Minecraft?

>hello?

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Why are bitches so bad at taking pictures of themselves, when they do it 20 times a day?
it's always some shitty claustrophobic shot, that gives you a close up of their pores and forehead.

and your posts arent worth 10 words

Automation beats both approaches
Take the anti natalist pill

shes fat

There are certain depths where diamonds are most prevalent, so you can dig a tunnel down to that depth and then branch off in all directions to max out big finds

did you guys watch WWE?

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Taking a shit

Hello, Mr. Putin

>maybe tinder whores are desperate/bored now that theyre quarantined
>wouldnt have time to chat them anyway because I have school and am essential

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>Just dig near lava, bro

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save me

I only support anti-natalism among peoples I do not like

*glass shatters*

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New weed shipment arrives tomorrow buds

how is that niggy walking on his head

whoops forgot to include the triple H intro song
youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I

>New weed shipment arrives tomorrow buds

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You gotta save yourself bud, other people can help you out, but redemption comes from inside.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Same reason they stick their tongues out
they're dumb foids who follow trends

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fuck you joe stop stalking me bitch

Listen here Jack

facesofsuicide.com/

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im an alpha male and placer is a beta male

Never watched WWE. Was never interested, and judging by WWE fan's average IQ, it might be damaging to the brain.

This bih name’s HEAVEN backwards lmao

this kinda looks like a girl i dated i had a one night stand with. alison...

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I am literally three of these things.

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Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

A lot of these profiles say they like anime
I wonder if they're be interested in my loli anime

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no jaw, graphic tee, and the shoes?

there is literally nothing wrong with NB tennies

not an incel just don't have a gf

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literally me

i am enby

ya NB autism shoes had a big time resurgence in the last few years

i only watched it from 2008~2010 but miss all the songs
the only PPV i watched was for my 13th birthday
youtube.com/watch?v=SIYFoeaYrVg

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imagine the odor

I wear those jeans, I have white newbalances, and I wear graphic t-shirts.

shut the fuck up urkel yo are even worse than splifey

You ever think about where did it all go wrong?
I'm 92% positive that if I never discovered Yas Forums I wouldn't be a virgin and would've had a gf.
But here I am in a dark room watching Yuru Yuri while talking to a bunch of gays on an anime website

Uhh you okay down there burgerbros

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I don't get why they call them "virgin jeans", loose, straight cut jeans are what most old guys, and a lot of blue collar dudes wear too.

bihs love underaged animes

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don't know who that is nor do I care

i think my life went wrong because of my ex GF she is a fucking annoying ass bitch

she made my life a living hell and i had to neglect some other important duties just because of her phat ass