Rolling sticky edition
/brit/
mikey
can't believe we got a sticky lads
WWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (onomatopoeia of a typhoon flypast)
lefties are murderous animals. just look at any far left government in history
I dont understand
Moz with Marr and Moz solo are pretty distinct imo, with the obviously consistent theme of Moz's prose
Love The Smiths and Love Moz
might do this to the girl who took a week and a half to respond
still not opened it
might just open it now and not respond for another 2 days
the ride
sue
No it’s not
You probably don’t even own a car lol
pretty based but I would never take this thing out for a drive without dressing the part
the rare sue webm
strange seeing her in motion picture
don't care about the right/left divide
far left and far right are both retarded
I’m impressed the Dutch fella can understand me to be honest
wogmobile
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
no one will judge your clothes if you're fully nude in your car
I'm not the dutch clogwog
I'm the Iranian one
is that more or less impressive?
cor and such
and just like that British supremacy of the imageboard was guaranteed
imagine clogwog and his nafri buddies blasting some shitty euro rap in this lol
just want to live in a cabin in the woods
its 2am nigga, you think anyone is going to read that shit?
whiskey or beer
literally no idea what nafri means and I refuse to yandex it
Why would Australia and Canada be miffed about the WHO thing?
literally tho
dutch girls are so direct
honestly.
like so fucking direct
they will take so much initiative if they like you
if ur a virgin in netherlands seriously you're doing something wrong
If manlets are so insecure about height why don't they just buy air max 720s? You get an extra inch of height compared to normal shoes
bought a pair of these last summer. lasted like 2 months before one of the air bubbles burst. £155 well spent.
the dutch are all rude
very opinionated
dont like em
youtube.com
anyone remember this haha
because that's a cope and people can tell by looking at your shoes and it doesn't even make much of a difference
Got a bit of a sunburn lads
>having to wait for the girl to initiate
be a man ffs
*honest and without bullshit
I do t understand why she points and laughs at her friend when her dance moves were far more outlandish?
do you smoke weed
toxic masculinity in that post
Do you have what it takes to be slogged for the Zog?
Beer. Don’t like whiskey me. Turns me into a bit of a manic
narcisissm
>no moni
brave of you to filter your own posts
corr
you're hired
>filtering people
hello reddo
got dirty looks in lidl today for just buying whiskey and beer
Got myself a desk so now i'm posting from my desk rather than posting from my bed. Makes me feel more official and mature.
Had my first desk wank earlier. Didnt realise you cum more sitting up, was quite nice although I still havent got the hang of where my loads go.
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Howling. Why would you go through that much effort. This niqqa literally filtered plaspave though. That’s a company that makes bricks. Oh my days lmao
who cares they cant do shit
been wanking at my desk for probably 10 years now
had more people recovered from 'rona than new cases today
begorrah you think you can stop me that easily?
you personally did?
You bothered as well. Sure it’s got nothing to do with them in all fairness. It’s your own life. Do what you fucking like. Do what you want
Australia and New Zealand are doing pretty well on the world stage
The US has more dead than we have cases