/brit/
first
How is Boris doing?
Kittens have a very distinctive cry in which they call for their mother when needed, and the mother is hardwired to recognise this specific cry and come to help
When the kitten gets older though, she begins to ignore their cries, forcing them to become independent
During that time, the kittens grow out of the habit of meowing at other cats because they learn it won't accomplish anything
They meow at us still because we don't ignore their cries, and they know it will get our attention
It's speculated that the frequency of a cats cries already mimics the tone and pitch of a human baby, and triggers our own maternal/paternal instinct to care for them
If they've got a baby in the house, it could be possible the cat learnt to cry that way by copying, as it was a very effective method of getting their humans attention
Said noone
much better
thanks for asking
Benders OUT
better but not out of the woods
temperature's dropping and no longer on oxygen
Trannies IN
Irish are weird
He's been doing it all evening.
mmmmmm
Don’t care. Dogs are better
Good to hear. The last thing people need right now is going through a re-election.
this is the opinion of a redditor
sue
not how uk politics works there would be no election
the prime minister can change without the government changing, the government would just select a new PM
how's things in Italy? Was talking to someone i know over there and she's been in lockdown for 5 weeks now!
paki bastard
This post op tranner said she wants to meet but not for fun. I don't want to go to dinner with a tranner
How do I fall asleep instantly?
jesus fucking christ why's he contorting his body like that?
love this lil nigga
Yeah like I'm gonna take political advice from an Italian.
post-ops weird me the fuck out. don't really want to fuck an inside out penis
>post op
SOILED IT
In all fairness, how in the name of God would I be even comparable to a Redditor. Every single one of you are Redditors as far as I’m concerned. You’re the same as them. Fucking spastic. Dogs are better, aka ways have been, always will be.
fuck off
Literally what is the point of post op trannies? What a miserable useless creature
Trump has spoken about black Americans being disproportionately affected by the coronavirus.
We reported earlier about stats from Chicago, which showed that the city's Black residents account for half of its coronavirus cases and more than 70% of deaths - despite only making up 30% of the population.
At the same time other cities with large black populations, including Detroit, Milwaukee, New Orleans and New York, have become coronavirus hotspots.
We still talking about the big bollock bloke?
gunshot to the head
for real tho
forgive me for asking
but I have been meaning to inquire
who exactly is sue
what's the korean's game?
vile little bint
Chinatown, where they threw all the old mobikes in, remember?
>thinking that if the current man in charge dies that there will be a new election
are you underage? how can one be so stewpid
haha that was a laugh wasn't it
rasheed
This post would look great in /cum/
could it be sickle cell
I see.
It's getting better, numbers are going down, slowly but surely. Hopefully we'll be all out by the summer.
sharp impact to the base of the skull
i'd consider it but would need further pictorial evidence
Any of you been fined yet?
anybody remember the lad with the massive bollock?
every man has his own reddit opinion mikey there's nothing to be ashamed of
Yeah, he’s probably asleep rn
anyone remember the cuckio meme?
No end of lockdown in sight though?
even 007 needs a license to kill
Unprotected oral 5 mins after initial text 10 mins walk from me
That's the point. You can find anything in Manhattan
peng album
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR THE BENDERS, THE PAKIS, THE BLACKS, THE TRANNIES, THE DISABLED...BUT WHAT YOUR BENDERS, PAKIS, BLACKS, TRANNIES, DISABLED CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
big bollock lad never posted a picture of how he looks with pants on
>loicense
why do they spell it like this
literally nobody pronounces it that way in the uk
brit on a proxy
benders for you init
brummies maybe
News will come on the 13th, but everyone expects it to be extended. I believe we won't be out of lockdown before end of May at the very least.
printing this post out
don't dare post my webm of my slutty waifu
What did 4channel teach you?
What are you drinking tonight lads?
For me, it's Saint Arnie's
any shaggers in?
How do you develop personal congruence lads keep on trying to live up to my morals but just keep on reverting to type think I might just be an immoral person with no values. Not in a cool way either just don't really have any strong beliefs or drives or identity
who brums the brummies?
alri
who bums the fart wanks?
missed the bollock poster
anyone remember the when you read an aussie post and just think to yourself oh shut the fuck up you cringy little sunburnt twat meme
watching qantas stocks with interest
yeah everyone's like that
anyone who claims otherwise is either lying or a freak
*ahem*
Ladies and Gentlemen of /brit/
I have an announcement to make
It is full of bangers. You forget just how good Robbie was. Barlow was a better songwriter in terms of being technical but Robbie had the raw talent
Yas Forums taught me to be sceptical
DON'T YOU DARE KEEP POSTING MY WEBMS OF MY SLUTTY WAIFU
Yas Forums taught me to hate myself
love how /brit/ was fascinated by a pretty common medical condition
really does say something about society doesn't it
the fallout from that bloke's meltdown was mental
business idea: merge all air travel companies into one single company that's nationalised-but-on-a-global-scale (globalised?)
I think it's because they're too smart to socially distance
haha
Still a grim thought. can't you find a cute twink without a rotting wound to do it?
A steaming bowl of pho with lots of sriracha, a Vietnamese coffee or Bloody Mary, 2 ibuprofen. Then the inevitable dump.
then you can force people to travel where you want them
Yes or King Crimson?
Children have been sacrificed for his recovery.
yuck!
new ink
thats very grim i'm sick of it already and it's only been a couple of weeks
duh
to be fair you could do it up the bum
it'd like bumming a regular tranny but without the knob and bollocks swinging about
Yas Forums taught me to self-insert as the girl during a blowjob video
7chan taught me to self insert as the Absol in furry porn
4channel taught me to hate jannies and continentals
interesting seeing that in a happy little font with a happy little bee
cannot understand a word he ever says
fucks sakes knew corona was bad in london but didnt expect the ICUs to be like that
>just bee yourself
you'd still have to look at it though. reckon that'd make me wilt instantly
why is there an apostrophe in goes?
5g hewwwwww
king
>Absol
Did 7chan have some rampant pokephilia going on or something
Reckon I had coronavirus back in January
you're my favourite poster
lmao imagine her at like 40
going to collect dirt from sagging so much
tell it to keep its knickers on
BEEEEECH PEN
women are so.............. silly
just more evidence that COVID-19 is a BIG FAT HOAX
dont know but i remember the image of an absol very clearly
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaads
I quite like these, lads.
RIGHT?
woo!
yahoo!
not as strange as this i.4cdn.org