trash dump waifu edition
S/cum/ gang
Jeremiah Roberts
James Butler
showering with the GF edition
Charles Roberts
this is not the weather of the world
this is a device of sauron's making
a broil of fume he sends ahead of his host
the orcs of mordor have no love of daylight
Andrew Long
Are we going to have riots?
Brayden Baker
You're in hell bud
Robert Morris
We're going to go full nazbol after this
Aaron Campbell
yes. don't participate. head straight to your local dump and start staking out your claims
Leo Clark
I am prepared to settle for a mommy gf to take care of me.
Anthony Walker
i should have bought an ak instead of spending my time indoors shitposting on Yas Forums.
Ryan Perez
Good call
James Richardson
There was PLENTY of time to do both
Jackson Stewart
>no buff mommy gf
i want to die. now i know how ale feels.
Anthony Bailey
Nope, just helps distract me from hell(life)
They're closed though, so need to find another one.
Cameron Perry
BOOM BOOM CLAP
BOOM BOOM CLAP
MAKE THOSE CHEEKS SLAP
GONNA COOM IN THAT TIGHT LIL SNATCH
Jace Clark
If I get a buff mommy gf who is strong and rich I will stop lifting weights and be her skinny house husband.
Wyatt Sullivan
What are you drinking tonight buds
For me, it's Saint Arnie's
Owen Hernandez
la croix, pamplemousse
Michael Taylor
Whole milk. I'm out of coke.
Bentley Butler
water. pure water.
Christopher Clark
POO POZ BABY
IN YOUR BUM
IN YOUR BUM
GONNA PUT A POO POZ BABY
IN YOUR BUM
IN YOUR BUM
LOTS OF CUM
LOTS OF CUM
IN YOUR BUM
IN YOUR BUM
Isaiah Gutierrez
Just had some of that spiccy caribbean ginger beer, might have some vodka later
Dylan Carter
>start siege
>remove all my friends(including the girl)
Easton Bell
>>start siege
That was your first mistake
Leo Gray
THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
Joshua Rivera
what is "The Non-Family"
Andrew Thomas
does anybody wanna have a discussion in voicechat
Jaxon Rodriguez
sure
Ayden Ramirez
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST OF YOU
John Martin
i didn't expect anybody to say yes
Alexander Long
South Park’s new spinoff
Ethan Collins
i finished watching stargate universe so now i don't have anything left to watch
Jason Anderson
you forgot to return my (You) haha no problem though just try again lol
Christian Nelson
I demand a gf
Jace Garcia
>Tinder in american cities
>girls often cute
>usually taking silly cute photos, or doing outdoor actitivites
>have a funny bio
>Tinder in Britain
>slags taking photos with the same slag dress (that all of them seem to be wearing) before goin to a slag party
I know they are all roasties in the end, but I don't think american girls are as trashy if you know where to look for them.
Eli Walker
Bermuda has great ginger ale. It's not alcoholic but it goes well with rum.
Oliver Davis
All western women are THOTS deep inside. That I why I only date orientals.
Robert Adams
isn't it still just called beer
Jason Kelly
>*glass breaks*
>mom: *turns on all the lights and searches the entire house for microscopic pieces*
Adam Thompson
Moscow Mules are also good
Hunter Allen
Jack Brooks
Why are niggers so stupid, /cum/??
Tyler Gomez
Based Mom
David Bell
Absolutely Based NIMBYnigz
Noah Rogers
poo funny
Juan Gray
It was built close to a residential area and they worried it would spread the disease into their neighborhoods. A lot of Francophone Africa is on high alert because of some idiot doctors in France who suggested using Africans as guinea pigs to study the virus.
Easton Myers
No, not based in this instance. This is why I have so many neurotic traits.
I swear I think I'm a jew.
Nicholas Rogers
Are you argumentative and prone to self-reflection and self-criticism?
Nathaniel James
she's so perfect bros.. i need this in my life
Anthony Ramirez
Yes.
Also siege isn't working and I'm getting upset now.
Carson Perry
If you have a self-deprecating and satirical sense of humor you might qualify for being an honorary Jew.
Asher Ward
>because of some idiot doctors in France who suggested using Africans as guinea pigs to study the virus.
I think you mean fucking Based doctors
Jordan Rogers
eyesight is failing
Aaron Ross
How does Amazon manage to be so dystopian 100% of the time bros
Henry Smith
she is beautiful bros
Jace Phillips
tip of the spear for total control
Bentley Miller
I'm bored of water. Might pick up tea again
Gavin Brooks
ta guele, pd
Jackson Turner
get some la croix
Grayson Clark
polar has better flavors
Nathan Bailey
Nicholas Bell
Cringe. Ya ok WHO let’s just take health advice from soccer players lmao
Chase Powell
I feel that
John Miller
ain't neva heard of it. blackberry cucumber la croix is muh shit tho. pelligrino has some good ones too.
Andrew Anderson
WHO has proven to be totally worthless
Justin Gray
I just coof’d. Bros...?
Dylan Myers
you ever had this mediocre bière
Jace Perez
ur gonna die