/brit/

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Love bob Marley to be honest

Okay then what could it be? I think literally everyone I meet has some sort of ulterior motive and is trying to ruin my life. What disorder is that?

i'm a fan of pinnipeds

Trump defends Wisconsin voting
Trump said Democrats only asked to delay the Wisconsin election, "fifteen minutes" after he made his endorsement. He said this was the reason for the attempts to delay, and not "safety" concerns, as Democrats said.

He called postal ballots - which were curtailed by the Supreme Court - "corrupt", adding that "they're forgeries in many cases".

Wisconsin held in-person voting on Tuesday after Republicans blocked Democratic attempts to delay the election until June. After most polling sites closed, bottlenecks formed at remaining polling stations, and long queues of voters formed.

Wisconsin has reported 2,578 cases and 94 deaths, according to the Wisconsin Department of Health Services. Voting took place despite orders to stay-at-home due to coronavirus.

When asked if he will be responsible for any voters falling sick, Trump responds: "Look all I did was endorse a candidate. I don't know anything about any lines."

whys she filming herself naked the stupid idiot

wypipo be like yeah i hate sjws and lefty pronouns im a depressive aloof social anxious avoidant narcissist KHV+ with a light sprinkling of bpd and schizoid avoidant disorder

Cannot wait for that first pint when the pubs reopen

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Virgin disorder

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoid_personality_disorder
you're probably just a virgin freak

Post more.

HATE THE WORD SIMP

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do you take benzos regularly

If you looked that good naked you'd want to film it to

why do silly boys think that you sucking on her toes is going to turn her on?
you have toes. imagine sucking on them. would that turn you on AT ALL? are you fucking insane?

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POST IT
YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN
NOW!

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simp

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don't mean to be a gatekeeper of disorders but you're a fucking spastic if you're looking at traits in your personality and seeking out a disorder to identify with

Girls tinder bio was « lets go somewhere nobody knows our name»
Uhhh *taps mic* lass i dont go outside nobody here knows my name already

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Any other self aware sociopath man in? Love to put narcissists in their place. I actually get an awful lot of satisfaction from dominating them mentally.

it might
i have nipples too but it turns her on if i suck her nipples. does nothing for me

Moz is based but so is Marr

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So do I hate it when loads of people learn a word at once and then use it all the time like they've always used it, making clarifications about the definition and that like its something they've given a lot of thought too

holy based
twitter.com/KevinBasham/status/1247623428800208897

How are you supposed to build a club Sandwich? Does it go

>bread
>mayo
>lettuce
>tomato
>bread
>meat
>condiment
>bread

have some sociopathic traits but still have empathy, especially for animals.

silly creatures, don't feel anything from watching this other than confusion

The avg Asian woman looks like this?

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If you were actually schizo you wouldn't be on here asking if you were, you'd be out in the street screaming at anyone passing by for ruining your life.

Defining feature of untreated schizos is that they aren't aware they're mentally ill.

Also the vagueness of your symptoms betrays the lack of real delusion. Actual schizos have highly specific fantasies, like Darth Vader is speaking to them out of their TV.

>Love to put narcissists in their place

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I remember seeing it being used on The Coli back in 2013/2014.

vegetables dont belong in a sandwich you nu male black bastard

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No idea what a club sandwich is. Why don’t you have a bacon butty with brown sauce like a normal person. Also, business idea. Greggs but in Oceania

what a narcissist

LOVE big boob tanlines

post the other ones as well

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Image board not link board

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yes very nice

how do I achieve this jaw?

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mental because she's admitting she has absolutely no hobbies whatsoever

Young bones groan, and the rocks below say
"Throw your skinny body down, son"
But I'm going to meet the one I love
So please don't stand in my way
Because I'm going to meet the one I love
No, mama, let me go
Young bones groan and the rocks below say
"Throw your white body down"
But I'm going to meet the one I love
At last, at last, at last!
I'm going to meet the one I love

Had this phase once. I was badly into it. Genuinely wrote my english gcse personal writing assessment about fucking bob marley. Got an A

plain jane

downloaded 600 songs in 2 days

Literally been told I looked like him once lol

>could never do without phone and photos

Would not message

I'm not a virgin though, I'm in a relationship. I trust her but there are these constant thoughts that pop in to my head about her cheating on me and such. None of it based in reality, she has never done anything to hurt me, but these thoughts just pop in to my head and I can't get rid of them. I've gotten better at living with it over time but I wish I could just get rid of them. It sucks not having any control over my own mind and having to live with tortuous bullshit invading it constantly.
No, never taken drugs

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people put general stuff on their profile because they dont want to put weird stuff

In all fairness how could you not love animals. For example, a dog. Raise him from a pup and he shows loyalty to you, a loyalty nobody else would ever come close to showing. It would make you cry. I fucking love dogs. Beautiful creatures.

giwtwm

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R.i.p.
Negative canthal tilt

Imagine her being your wife and the in laws coming to visit and stinking up your house with curry smell ha

bumder redditor

youtube.com/watch?v=wXp1C6Byd2E

HGH and roids

practice mewling

You're just an insecure melt, don't overcomplicate it

You're right, I think I'm too self-aware to be a schizo. I know what the problem is but I'm too much of a pussy to seek medical help. I guess that makes me a retard for talking about it here but not with someone who can actually help me. Oh well. I've been living with this shit for years and I'm sure it will eventually kill me regardless of what I do.

muffit of tea

>over a million views

binned

isn't that a meme
sounds like something someone made up to trick Yas Forumscels into looking silly

reckon that must have been just as surprising for them as brexit
they must live in a bubble

Chewing a golf ball

she wants a man with psoriasis

post images that this pic could be the response to.

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Kill yourself if you do this genuinely

youtube.com/watch?v=uLHqpjW3aDs

don't overreact

wypipo be like all women are narcissist whores wait a second what angle are my eyeballs and how much are platform shoes

thinking about getting into astronomy
already do physics at uni so bit of a cop out of a hobby but its better than my other ones (drinking, shagging, eating junk food)

>psoriasis
do NOT give this a surreptitious googling

The 'pression has hit me for the first time since the lockdown began
Feel utterly shit about everything

me? Neutral canthal tilt
Hooded eyes
Good jawline
Good nose
Good facial symmetry
Doesn’t matter though does it. How you looked doesn’t define you as a person. Confidence and dominance is key. Master them and you can accomplish anything

Time for dog walking toil, hopefully the police state doesn't accost me for leaving the house

Get fucked lad x

dunno but the kid it came from jaw game ridiculous

why did portman agree to do this?
and why did she agree to do that stripper film where Yas Forums posts her arsehole 17 times a day?

Midlife crisis where she's starting to feel less sexy so she takes on sexier roles perhaps?
Don't know but it's a bit baffling desu.

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Sorry to hear that mate

>Neutral canthal tilt
what is this and why should I care

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where's my dole.money Trump!

whats that

any ocd man in
think i'm gonna arrange some legos by color for this 5th time today haha
might alphabetize some books as well

Calling me a Redditor only works if I come from your ilk. I’m a travelling man. Are you fucking deluded? How can a caravan dwelling, wife beating, bucket shiting nomad be reddit? It’s not possible. Reddit hates everything I stand for. I’m a man of the past. When men were men and women were women

mines not as bad as the google pics

>lacking the time and dedication to music for finding quality with under 10k views

Shame

youtube.com/watch?v=9eVYZ80dJSE

>why did portman agree to do this?
because she's a jew and actors/actresses are people who sell themselves for whatever
they are literal marionettes with no integrity nor shame

fascinating

Jack Dorsey, the founder of Twitter and payment app Square, has said he will donate $1bn (£810m) towards efforts to tackle the coronavirus pandemic.

According to Mr Dorsey, the donation represented approximately 28% of his wealth.

He made the announcement on Twitter, writing that the "needs are increasingly urgent".

how do I get into doing this
unironically only listen to the same 7-8 albums

He looks a bit like Jude Law

youtube.com/watch?v=BxV14h0kFs0

got approved for my first credit card
anyone want anything

hes a hippie twat innit

well you make some of the cringiest posts ive ever seen in this general and ive been here over 5 years, so thats a good start

Basically how your eyes look. It’s a certain angle. Men’s absolutely nothing and you shouldn’t care

based

trust me everyone will saying it was a great big nothingburger by the end of april

t. knower

i`ll have a caramac please boss

medal's in the post

cant stand this prick

Any other psychopaths in this thread? I've murdered 8 insects so far this week. Picked their legs while they were alive and watched them squirm. Sometimes I'll glue them to a dart board while they're still alive and try to cum shut on them from a yard away. I used to miss most of the time but I've improved and can usually hit em at least twice a week.

couple of beers please mate

asked to see the oneitis's tits and she sent me her collarbone instead

yeah
all the people who are scared and self isolating will act like big shots who "always knew it was nothing to worry about"

do you think he feels guilt for irreversibly ruining modern society?

youtube.com/watch?v=dBJM5yV7T-M

it is reported to peak around april 21st in my state. reckon you'll be right if that turns out to be the case

the word again

>nooooo all my wealth and achievements are worthless if i did now quick we need to fix this!

just amazing innit
giving up 28% of one's wealth

instagram.com/thomasadoherty/

literal chad wtf

saw this earlier today and I can tell you it's not worth the watch

would only have to donate £5 to give away 33% of my current wealth

youtu.be/malJUMz2A9Y

Reminds me of this but its a lot more well known

youtube.com/watch?v=58vZujx6Amg

you love to see it

ignored a woman who asked me to buy her food

what's your spending limit la

best meme of 2020

are you complaining?

Remember when he was on the Joe Rogan podcast and got blown the fuck out

just asked a british lads to buy me food and he ignored me. think I'm going to key his car.

no just thought it was funny
still want to see her chebs though

can't believe you hadn't hurt nothingburger before corona

NEETBROS

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The entire point of lockdown is to turn it into a nothingburger

woman meows because it knows that with the money the food

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absolutely astonishing how much music is out there, bewildering how shit 99% of it is

>that stays forever
why does this sound like an infant wrote it

swnd chief
can't get alcohol after 10 in 3rd world country (scotland)
2 big ones