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stop posting you cunt

Dubs and the balls get alan the Algerian drawn on them by an artist

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think it’s for brits desu you mong, out now!!! only aussies and kiwis are welcome here

Fucking love bollock posting lads
Honestly my favourite gimmick

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*enters thread*

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its upside down big bollocks!

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Wailing

cant be BOTHERED staying in all day
how do you neets do it?

a truly harrowing existence

Looks like a potato

what are your fave /brit/ gimmicks?

do NOT click this

can you still wank big bollocks lad?

bollockbusting is better than flat out bollockposting

Get in here lads this based chap was runner up in the OP creation last time and I want to see his valiant effort put to use. Plus the other one has an actual ballbag in the OP and I don't think janny will let that slip

i want to see a picture of it compared to the willard

Why couldnt i, its a large collection of water, my penis is fine

right this big bollocks lad is getting boring now
stop replying to it

*looks at my ballsack*
*looks back to *
why aren't mine that big

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the size of it

this
cease posting you freak

weed, alcohol and no sense of dignity

go for a bike ride or something you bone idle cunt

please keep posting

My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.

Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer

Create a schedule in excel. You'll feel better checking things off.

just imagine a little fish swimming around in there

like a piranha

AUTISM

Slice it wide open lad, we're waiting.

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I just got here, fucking astounded
absolutely fascinated by this man's gargantuan nad

just pee it out?

Imagine your mum putting her mouth around it and wanking him off until he finally cums on her face while he has a finger lodged in her arse

Lad, we have seen your freakish testicle. It has already been the focus of 1.5 threads. Let's put it to bed before I have nightmares about it

would have to be a king size bed haha

Following a set schedule makes my weiner hard.

janny is unconscious
the size of this bollock has put him into a coma

funny

going to be honest lads, thats the naughtiest fucking bollock ive ever seen

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>Having a schedule with proactive things to do instead of wasting your time on Yas Forums or playing video games is autism

Ok kid

This. Just make a list on a bit of paper. That's enough to get you to do shit

screaming

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you got sum balls yo know that?

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theory: janny is the bollockposter, that's why it's not deleted

now kiss

Praying to God with both fingers crossed that one day Maisie will obliterate my spuds with an atomic nut banger.

Wish Maisie would annihilate my bollocks in one swift boot. A quick kick to the vas deferens rendering me sterile for the remainder of my term on this earth. If only God was good.

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it's been a good minute since this was posted

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My bollocks hurt now stop posting

I used to do that but excel just makes it easier

>implying the bollock itself isnt posting

no

testes are feeling especially tender

Janman absolutely dazed, he’s not payed enough to deal with this

they're scared

Need the bollocks turned into a small pile of ash by her lads

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For me it's medium rare

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>spending £30 on a pair of slippers
y/n?

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No

got my ralph lauren sliders on yes sir

remarkable post

Do you like American women??

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yes

...

Is the bollock controlling the poor lad?

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janny is unconscious
bollock rate thread

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Medium

JANNY IS HERE

Gay, mate.

here's what you should do bollocklad
get them to cut open the bollock, drain the fluid, then install some kind of zipper to the now empty pocket
then you can sneak loads of drugs into clubs and sell them

do you not own socks?

imagine getting teabagged by the testicle guy
you'd end up looking like you had fought mike tyson

She’s gagging for a massive British bollock to be slapped off that arse

the other lads had better bollocks

any buried testicle man in?

caterwauling

too small mate, seen bigger things now, will never be able to go back to normal bollocks

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Screaming

We know you are.

deflated and raw
4/10

quivering

yeah but it gets cold innit

this general really isn't much better. shit compared to shit

Socks and slippers keep your feet nice and insulated and warm and protect you from any moisture on your floor that might make your socks wet

Get the feeling that South American women would be very high-maintenance and annoying

>billy big bollocks actually made a YFO
CROWN HIM KING OF /brit/!

Not me, kid.
"Get off my nuts" as they say.

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Right in me nackers

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never envisioned that when i posted FOY for the first time ever it would one day be written on a lad's massive bollock
quite chuffed ngl

t. Small yank bollocks

Due to popular request i shall cease posting of my bollock, think im genuinely going to call the NHS tomorrow tho i didnt think it was too bad - on another note would a girl find this attractive

literally screaming at this

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there is NO BETTER weightlifting music than shit like this

youtube.com/watch?v=0CJdk-UZjAE

just a fact

the baby from that bollock be birthed looking like david morgan-hewitt

this is fucking CUTE

edd miliband to return to front stage politics
were all saved lads
lmao

Girls find any bollocks hideous mate

Bought any new gats lately, mouthyank?

You should ring them up first thing tomorrow man. You need to get that sorted

>on another note would a girl find this attractive
I honestly have absolutely no idea.

Yeah on a serious note I would kick up more of a fuss about it, especially if you have been waiting 7 months or whatever.
Any shagger would have demanded that got sorted months ago

man I hate americans

get some cuticle repair cream on those nails lad

Can't believe Mark Corrigan is posting on /brit/

nah that shit is expensive as FUCK right now, might build a new AR with trumpbux once this all blows over though

Bollock lad should try balconing onto his massive teste
SPLOOOOOSH

its good sometimes

That was earlier i cut myself doing a field dressing its literally blood

screaming

*WAY-HEE*

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mutt
y u no lick my peanut balls
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
gamer word

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Watching the fugitive lads

oh no I've been owned!!!
fuck up my mom is literally taller than you

I meant before the 'rona.

so'd he lop his bollocks of or not i had to go out

Are you a fucking poof

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cracking post

>I didn't think it was too bad
My man your testicle is literally bigger than a coca cola can
How the FUCK didnt you think it was too bad
How did you need fucking Yas Forums of all pages to tell you that you have a mutant monster size testicle

all me haha

KIMBLE

still in absolute awe
don't even know what to do with myself, are we expected to continue after seeing that lad's absolute monolith of a spud?

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thats his penis not his bollocks

na it's utterly ruined by autistic freaks like clogwog

Is Peep Show popular in yank land? Get the feeling that the populace isn't really intelligent to grasp the deep subtleties of the show, so it will only really be watched by anglophiles like you

oh nah, still just relying on the 12ga as an all purpose gun since i have both a short and field barrel. just keeping the 9mm in my daily carry pack and not thinking much about it

He could dive into the Atlantic and wipe out America with a massive tsunami you mutt.

true

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and yanks
FOY

I'm a nurse and I genuinely think you might have some sort of tumour.

It looks fine in trousers and im a vf, funnily enough i was literally about to loose my virginity a week ago to this qt arab girl i was kind of together with but we broke up, might be a blessing, shed probably be horrified

janny on the right, my cock on the left

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you just know...

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his bollock is bigger than one of her chebs

this is bigger than corona virus

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Girls hate balls, they love aesthetic cocks tho

is everyone retarded or wat thats his cock rolled up not his bollock

Yanks be praying to Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald n sheeit

Wish I was a girl

reminder that money printer go brrr wojak is unironically a twitter/reddit meme
bring back grugjak and brainlet i say

changs law

and i shided and ipaid and cumed

Giving yanks a hard time is funny but you know half of the "brits" in here are shitskins, so.

The Smith's are the most over rated band in history

Ngl looks like my dick but black and cut

>read /brit/
>nothing but ballsacks

>leave /brit/
>nothing but gay and BBC threads

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>he hasn’t seen the yank peep show pilot

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yredc3ayOE

I wish I was a little girl.

howling

You need an Indian doctor.

youtu.be/rrkIsoc5O_o

he's here

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pipe down kid

dont like circumsized dicks

enlarged testicle in a /brit/ thread, desolate

yes she would, think the fact your not a shagger is why you haven’t complained more

'

they just cant do anything right can they