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reckon he ever fired one up her arse?
Here's one short story about OP smacking his girlfriend's arse
The thought had raced through his mind, going in endless circles over and over, his entire being completely fixated on this singular action. He contemplated the thought for what seemed like an eternity, the object of his focus staring right in front of him, perched over the arm of the couch. Sweat began to form on his palm; he rubbed his calloused hands together, trying to dissipate the moisture. OP opened his slender, frail looking hand, more akin to a ghoul than a man and raised it to the limit of his ability. He took a deep breath, imagining the moment as a diver perched 10 metres in the air before plunging into his freefalling routine, the crowd fell silent as his hand came crashing down with an unparalleled force, as if it had released the energy of a tremendous supernova, a thousand atomic bombs or the grand finale of a tragic opera. His hand smacked into the plump rear end belonging to his girlfriend, her voluptuous curves rippling as if it were a roaring ocean in the midst of a storm sent by Poseidon himself. Her scream bellowed across the room, as if to shatter the heart of the very man who had just struck her arse so. With a movement so swift that it would put even the swiftest of hummingbirds to shame, she turned her and stated in a voice so crass and unforgiving “What the fuck did you do that for?” and twisted her dog cunt ugly head back to her phone
>it's a random jf becomes obsessed with making /brit/s episode
cracking pair of its
you can only reply to this post if you know the luxury of having coomed inside a woman without a condom
cocaine cures corona im living proof
Say hello to Boris from me
lol
exhausted with all the race bating in /brit/
can't we all just get along ffs?
Boris will outlive you
yeah, that’s pretty much what would happen...
...
just want things to go back to normal
i miss the safety and security of knowing i have a job and paycheck that isn't from government coffers
Don’t understand why mainland Europeans have this seething hatred towards brits. Honestly must be jealousy
/brit/ >>>>> rubbish >>>>>> /cum/
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What if... humans were the real virus
i love all the lads regardless of their creed and colour
except for yanks obvs
dear oh dear
don't like self hating yanks
Correct. I cant imagine why anyone would want to talk to the three stupidest countries in the world
Good post well made.
Got an email from toil. Looks like I might be going on the coronabux.
phwoarrr look at that lad
NIGGERS
I don’t hate myself, I hate ALMOST every American. I am one of very few that are good.
much more annoying than regular yanks
>runt has shit taste
ok?
SREGGIN
Anyone else see the sun setting a couple of nights ago. It was nearly red.
wish i were american
I had no idea what you were talking about until I was about 75% finished with the paragraph. It was a chore and I couldn't help but wondering why I kept reading. You shoulnd't take that long to get there, even if you're trying to build suspense. Build suspense for the slap instead
Mad how women are the size of children.
Is the attitude really necessary?
I could *literally* break you in half.
Senpai its supposed to be silly
based
wish i could take pictures like that
moreover I asked him to write about OP spanking his girlfriends BARE ass, so this is implying she was just standing there with no pants or underwear but still got surprised when she got her ass slapped
i don't hate Americans, I hate the /cum/ general, it is honestly almost as bad as Yas Forums
wtf i love the chink flu now
I know, but it can be silly without being a chore to get through
Fuck off ant
any man got any humourous videos?
The ergonomics look inferior
yea sorry grandad go play with your ps1 lmao some of us prefer this
mental how much better suede are than oasis and blur
honestly if i were alive in 1776 i'd have migrated to the 13 colonies and joined the patriots.
I'll rewrite it tomorrow just for you
why is that though
The more you are seen and heard from, the more common you appear. If you are already established in a group, temporary withdrawal from it will make you more talked about, even more admired. You must learn when to leave. Create value through scarcity.
>201x250
>ps controllers
>ergonomic
get a load of this guy
id rather be a self hating yank than have to speak to the unfunny cunts in /cum/
>patriots
you mean wealthy business owners and aristocrats who couldnt give the slightest fuck about you?
shh little zoomie, go be a tryhard contrarian pseud somewhere else
that new limmy one was good
xbox controllers are for fat stubby yanks. Playstation has always been better
I miss /Noreaster/
We need to get that back up
Fuck /cum/
Mental how dogs are miniature domesticated wolves. Truly the greatest creature on this planet
When I was circumcised the doctor left a small ring of foreskin left on my dick. But my penis is so gargantuan that I probably still have more foreskin than most uncircumcised faggots
got 77 tinder matches and have never so much as held the hand of a girl
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russians are utterly shameless
imagine if britain did for this for the 1800 treaty of union
need barbarossa 2.0 against the russkies
I miss it lad
just go and visit the general, in 2 minutes you will come crawling back
not sure why but people really get a thing for being the op
genuinely pay far less attention to an op image than an average post though
Mental how pikeys are miniature domesticated humans. Truly the worst creature on this planet
the AMERICAN BVLL Xbox controller is too small for my hands, so I can only imagine how puny the Jap twink one would be.
the ps5 controller is smaller than the ps4 one...
>miniature
This
what was she thinking, i dont swipe on girls if they even have guys in their profile
another flawless victory for the xi empire
cheers vlad x
nah xbox360 is better than ps3 controller
the only exception though
why is it always ugly blonde women with big tits with niggers
are you implying you're the kinda guy she wants to be with, virgin freak?
All Asian women are whores
if they switched the dpad and left analog it'd be perfect.
midge
That’s probably her step brothers
better than the landed gentry and monarchs who give even less of a shit about you
sorry la, the true englishman's perogatives are liberty and freedom, not bowing down to a monarch and living in a shitty terraced house
literally just meaningless lines and random numbers with a few dots on
how can anyone take this shit seriously
his name is vladimir not vlad
vlad is a completely different name
defeating coronavirus with my sense of humour
and bad drivers
Mikey you’re like 5’8 lol
>brainlets actually believe this
Left thumb stick on top is the superior design and no amount of shilling will change that.
Even Nintendo knows it
Class act.
no it isn't
be quiet
you're like 300lbs lol
I’m 5’4
if western nations don't come together to punish china over this it will all be for naught
im talking about playstation controllers mate.
opioid addicted father who failed at raising his daughter, leading her to acquiring father issues and using niggers as a bait in getting the attention she never received as a child
>his name is vladimir not vlad
>vlad is a completely different name
deary me
Hate to say it but I have to agree with the yank, PlayStation controllers are just too small