S/cum/ gang

beans lol

when I say slavery, you say sorry

SLAVERY

za

double big mac ofc

i don't want to try it again, i will gag just smelling it. after doing the whole 2 ounce bag, just thinking about it makes me queasy

steak burrito from chipotle with green salad mix, fajita veggies, tomato salsa, queso sauce, cream cheese, and guacamole.

lmao look at his little legs

I feel like there's some kind of covert advertising campaign going on here for this burger

>jones soda

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i've decided i will let s/cum/gang decide what i do after work

what should i do guys?

Tune in for some CHOONS

Quarantine Live Set by Japanese Slut Thot QRION

twitch.tv/anjuna

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feeling a bit of anxiety diarrhea before my class zoom meeting

Smoke marijuana

go to the range

I dont like that your from a foreign country and have the same soda as me

try and drift your truck

smoke a ton of weed, have a beer or two as well as a monster zero ultra, then jerk off for 4 hours straight.

I like this idea the best
why are you always talking about this burger bro?

It's dinner now lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=0KlZuk5N2co

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Do both of these

exercise to exhaustion, shower, eat dinner, then watch a movie

how can you jerk it for 4 hours straight

performance anxiety makes for a great laxative

I don't know, ask some cut cucks lol

it's called edging sweetiepie

Thats what i do every 4 hours of the day every day thanks to NEETbux. Even my apartment is paid for. I am nice and comfy thanks you wagies

edging

These at the same time

everytime i'm about to cum i just stahp and slow down. can edge for hours like this if i wanted to desu

teasing and edging

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all these at the same time

Have you really never been jerking off high as shit, losing boners because your brain goes off into random thought while youre watching a porn video then you remember you wanted to cum so you have to get your boner back and keep going, and have the cycle repeat like you have alzheimer's for hours?
Then you're a fucking normie faggot aren't you

it's closed cause of (((corona)))
sorry, but did you know jones soda was founded in canada?
i have an SUV ig i could try drifting that
bit gay lad
nerd
ok

Set my monitor brightness to 0 and it still burns my eyes

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I would unleash a gallon of coom in her vagina

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>government sent me my GST money
Oh yeah it’s drugs time

Chicken

>tattoo
dropped

this is an unsettlingly accurate description of things i've done

i drank too much i feel weird

you're gonna FREAK when you hear we also have coke-a-cola™

i'm uncut too but i'm still better than you
you are a poop fetishist and a immoral pervert

The ads on youtube where its some noname streamer overreacting to gacha shit make me gag

does cancer hurt?
I know chemotherapy is a bitch, but does the sole fact of having cancer comes with pain?

Not if I do first

nah just checked the based directory and you're not listed while I have multiple entrires

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asymmetrical eyes

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i don't even have to do anything
it's just that the class only has 20 people in it

why do otherwise cute girls get tattoos?

Show your bent up cock already

Fuck you no it wasnt jones soda is a 7-eleven product which is all american. You dumb canadian fucks cant keep going around claiming you invented everything. Only thing yall invented was a model on what NOT to do with real estate, thanks for louisiana purchase retard we paid like $10 for all this land

mostly girls who grew up pampered lil princesses and they want to feel like a tough bitch and also signal that

i'd fuck a girl if she got my name tattoo'd above her vagene and wore a tape around it so nobody but me could get to fuck it

f.lux

tattoos are cute virgin
wrong

i like tattoos on women as well as septum piercings

wtf FK is immortal?

Shut up before I give you another Alamo to remember yankoid

Salutations my North American friends.

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That's fine because americans have the real Coca-Cola
I think having experience fiending for dopamine brings us all to the unspoken rituals of society

windows has a built in f.lux knockoff

I see you are another man of good taste

I want to befriend fk and meet him irl. Then we can go sole-searching together, to find the meaning of life.

nah. why would you smear shit all over a fine winter canvas?

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i am sorry if the truth upset you, but jones soda was founded in vancouver, though it is now headquartered in seattle

it's not knock off it works better imo

I thought the mexicans did

Yeah that fore(five)head is big enough to land a lunar base station on, no wonder it needed multiple entries to accomodate its size

yah I guess so
Friend of mine always had pain in his shoulder.
He played basketball so he went from doc to doc but they all just thought it's maybe related to his sports activity, they never really dug deep into the issue.
Eventually one did and they found out he has bone cancer and by that time it was already too late.
Chemo fucked him up and then he was gone.

youtube.com/watch?v=cgI8qdijcFg

depends on the cancer
some hurt really bad, some not at all

have sex pasty
probably
I got f.lux before I knew it was there so I've never messed with it

BOOM
SEATTLE
THATS ME
I AM WHERE JONES DECIDED TO MAKE SODA WHEN CANADA WAS TOO DUMB TO MAKE HIM SODA THERE SO HE CAME HERE TO WHETE I LIVE
VANCOUVER ON SUICIDE WATCH