/brit/

all my good stuff is in the cloud desu

Oh get to fuck, I was just about to post in the old and then the captcha gimped out on me

no i havent you nonce freak

whos he trying to be here

why are they naked and why are 2 not

why, you're dead?

annoying because there's something I want to post but I can't because this thread is obviously destined for deletion because it's been made with a dominatrix OP image with a man's arse out

my photograph

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THE VIETNAMESE WHORES WERE FAR FROM BEING "BASED"

THEY WERE MALICIOUS APES, ROTTEN PSUEDO MARXIST WHO RUINED UTOPIAN PARADISE TRUE MARXISM OF CHAIRMAN POL POT

KHMER FOREVER RULE LAND OF RURAL ANCESTOR, THE VIETNAMESE APES EAT RATS LIKE CANNIBALS OF THEIR OWN RAT RACE

dad needs to stop reading shit like the guardian
turning his brain to mush
he thinks gordon brown saved the world ffs

Unironically he was trying to be Boris and Rab C. Nesbitt at the same time.

Is Britain as fucked as the news make it seem?

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fuck off mark stop shilling your crap here

I've been a bad girl, daddy
I think I need a spanking

i was only asking

could anything you don't want people seeing like a diary

she'll be right

Im a fan of vintage travel posters

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOONCE

wtf is this the new coronavirus treatment?

>he thinks gordon brown saved the world ffs
he did

everything is posted to be deleted at some point, just get it out there lad and worry naught about the size of your audience

not really. besides not being allowed out it mostly seems normal here

wish that were me

im dead what do i care

Didn't clap for the nurses
But shall for BoJo

hard to tell, i live in the centre of a town of 100k people and its been dead quiet for 2 weeks, though we have quite a low corona across the county as a whole. dont know a soul with it yet though.

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You might think you can code in gimp language, but I could spark you the fuck out in the real world pal

boris johnson's gonna need as many nurses as he can get given where he's going lol

leftypol tearing his hair out

Trivia: What popular YouTube channel content greater begins her videos with "Hello my beautiful ladies" ?

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Face masks finally arrived.

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I was walking past these homeless people once and this lad kept going to me "LOOK ITS SID VICIOUS LOOK ITS SID VICIOUS". Worst lookalike I have been compared too EVER

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>In 2015, a Texas plumber who sold his truck to a dealership found out that the decals were not removed when it ended up in the hands of ISIS

howling

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find it difficult to imagine the looks of a grown-man typing such things on the internet

Tim Bryne

what did she mean by this?

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he SHALL recover

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...

>YouTube channel content greater
grim

>Yas Forums
Yikes

Prime Minister Boris Johnson

>3657 new cases

The curve is definitely flattening, lads.

cackling

sure
i mean this in a good way, you've probably never studied the mathematics that are most relevant to programming
e.g. calculus is basically irrelevant except when you're using it specifically, like in a physical simulation

this kills the soul

LOL i've been there many a time (in the bloke's position)

Imagine being a red army grunt given free reign on those young german women of questionable age

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youtube.com/watch?v=oOrWDt1o1gk

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kys nonce

when are the pubs opening lads?

Listening to this lads

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the red army rape is a nazi myth

Red Army weren't allowed to touch German women though.

foreign shite

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>The Swiss Red Cross mission driver Franz Mawick wrote in 1942 from Warsaw about what he saw: "Uniformed Germans [...] gaze fixedly at women and girls between the ages of 15 and 25. One of the soldiers pulls out a pocket flashlight and shines it on one of the women, straight into her eyes. The two women turn their pale faces to us, expressing weariness and resignation. The first one is about 30 years old. "What is this old whore looking for around here?" – one of the three soldiers laughs. "Bread, sir" – asks the woman. [...] "A kick in the ass you get, not bread" – answers the soldier. Owner of the flashlight directs the light again on the faces and bodies of girls. [...] The youngest is maybe 15 years old [...] They open her coat and start groping her with their lustfull paws. "This one is ideal for bed" – he says.".[5

naive

>where da black mens at

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america was a mistake

en français ?

would eat everything on the bottom. the 3 at the top, nah

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No. It's a fact that Red Army soldiers were forbidden in engaging in sexual relations with enemy women.

No English obviously ya frog bastid
Wish I knew French tbqh

i'm sure this happened

any alcoholic beverage man in

>they werent allowed to do it so they didnt do it nooooo

Is that emrata?

Wasted 2.5 hours after toil posting on the chon again

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helo

forbiddden does not mean universally enforced.

>war crimes
how can there be crimes in war?

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Yea it did, I agree.

The two sides generally agree to follow some kind of rules

>crack a joke in front of /brit/
british: i delcare you honorary british
australian: youre alri yank
kiwi: one of us
irish: truly our uniting feature
em: euuuuu

For me its

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted

based

Riding the aul motorbike in the mountains

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for me it will be the usual 7 or 8 hours then immediately going to bed

perhaps longer if there is another Bojo happening

there cant. international law is a joke.

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really expected and hoped this would reveal a willer

It was enforced and the Soviets barely raped at all. Those very few who did were met with the harshest of punishments.

>Don't buy the Sun
>Don't buy the Express
>Don't buy the Mirror

News shouldn't be sold FFS!

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>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Severe low self-esteem
>Self-loathing
>Mistrust of others
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism and to interrupt painful thoughts

how do commies reconcile the fact they're responsible for 100 million deaths, far more than fascist regimes?

nary a pixel

>em: euuuuu
what is this

all me

>enjoy

wonder if libians, iraqis, afghanistanis, syrians.... agreed to any set of rules before you bombed them back to the stone age

My ideal planned evening is 1 hour spent reading, watch 1 film (say 120 minutes on average), 30-45 minutes spent learning a language and 1 hour playing a game/posting here. To me that's learning and enjoying myself.
I can do it sometimes but it's a struggle to maintain it.

most of them were landlords

>le hundred million meme

> confess I to my crush I’m super into her
> says “sorry user I’m not trying to date right now”
> two days later
> she posts on snap “I hate that no cute guys like me”

Grim business init

>walk across the steppe
>miraculously avoid near certain death in the meat grinder
>europe is a pile of rubble
>everyone is dead
yeah nah...i’m taking that pussy

might download hinge

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Am personally responsible for 300 million deaths cause I went on two walks last tuesday.

you mean spastic dictators and not economical systems?

yes?

>It was enforced
proofs?

easy - they just don't call it communism

End of the year.

Expect to be back at toil and school long before that though.

>In October 2017 Stephen Kotkin, professor of history at Princeton University, published "Stalin. Waiting for Hitler, 1929 - 1941." In it, Kotkin accuses Soviet leader Joseph Stalin of dozens of terrible crimes and atrocities.The appearance of Kotkin's scholarship is daunting: 909 pages of text, more than 5200 footnotes, and 47 pages of bibliography in tiny, triple-column type. But Grover Furr has carefully and methodically studied every one of the hundreds of allegations of atrocity, crime, and misdeeds of any kind that Kotkin attributes to Stalin and his closest advisers. Furr has checked every reference, every article and book, that Kotkin cites as evidence.
>The result: Furr has found that every single "crime" Kotkin alleges is false - a fabrication. Not a single accusation holds up. On the evidence, Stalin committed NO crime, no atrocities - for if he had, Kotkin would surely have uncovered at least one. Furr's exhaustive research shows that Soviet history of the 1930s, has been falsified. Furr's book is a model of meticulous examination of evidence and careful, objective analysis and deduction.
>"Stalin. Waiting For ... The Truth" exposes the lies and falsehoods behind Soviet history of the 1930s with the same meticulous attention to detail as his previous works: "Khrushchev Lied" (2011), "The Murder of Sergei Kirov" (2013), "Blood Lies" (2014), "Trotsky's 'Amalgams'" (2015), "Yezhov vs. Stalin" (2016), "Leon Trotsky's Collaboration with Germany and Japan" (2017), and "The Mystery of the Katyn Massacre; The Evidence, The Solution" (2018).
Stalin never killed anyone.

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gf sent me this lads. Says if dinner isn't ready when she gets home she will boot me in the balls and piss on my face.

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>the beta confess

>believing Nazi/CIA (but I repeat myself numbers)

give your head a wobble

yep thats Dave alright

emmett seething because i took his spot as top foreigner

any reddit man in

WW2 alone accounted for an 85 million death toll

>all those triggered tankies
cripplechan dying really did you over didn't it

>still kisses with saliva

dont know if i can last that long desu

Trots, Nazis, liberals and anarchists BTFO

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I’m here for you bro

occupation: professional yank despiser

ledge

hello how are you

You should always be reading daily at least
>one Greek/Roman philosopher a day
>an historical analysis
>a historical journal
>a scientific paper
>Biblical verses
>past treatise
Then finally follow it up with some fiction, preferably historical fiction by an acclaimed 17th-20th century author

Salary: £200,000,000,000/week

we're all on bunkerchan now lad

hmmm no I don't think I will

look at the list, it's how i am

ireland, as an axis force, is responsible as much as germany for those

>>Biblical verses
Yeah no thanks.

present
*dabs*

Any MDE mans in?

>tankies

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too busy having sex

akarlin.com/2013/05/red-army-rape-myth/
geworld.ge/en/the-german-historian-has-turned-over-the-myth-about-atrocity-of-the-old-soviet-army-the-german-women-were-suffering-mass-rapes-by-american-and-british-militaries/
thesanghakommune.org/2018/02/07/professor-elena-senyavskaya-dispels-the-myth-of-mass-red-army-rapes-in-germany-1945/

The rape myth was invented by Goebbles.

Denial or justification.

for what purpose

Piss off Himmler

>tfw the cute girl at the pharmacy steps out from behind the glass panel to hand you your hemarrhoid cream instead of handing it to you through the gap
I'm in, boys

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never got into it

did you ask her to put it on

To become a learned man

based tankieposter

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would've violated social distancing rules if she did, so no

worried my wow classic guild might go horde if they do tbc classic and i fucking hate blood elves
also worried about having a job once the lockdown ends

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>got into politics because of the 2016 election
Isn't this just being a certain age rather than having a certain political position.

quite literally none me

might do one of them erasmus courses

what are good science books for the general public that don't include loads of complicated maths and stuff
you know just plain english kinda thing

Just delivered a box of latex gloves to my local hospital. Made sure I took a few selfies of the moment to post on social media so people feed me likes otherwise I wouldn't bother.

Opened up Decline of the Roman Empire by Gibbon and started reading the foreword which was written in the early 1800s. The writer begins name dropping some “modern day” thinkers that he thinks are just a passing fad. Karl Marx was one of them. Along with a few other now famous ones

Stopped and gave me a good chuckle

gay cunt

It's a trap, those continentals will fondle your willy if you do that.

peak remoanian

never voted, never read a book

I am politic proof

im not worried about either of these things

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