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Everyone ITT wishes they were American edition

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look at this seething fascist nonce lol

mboko shitposting again

I wish I wasn't American. Fuck this shithole country

Based. Bongs will get theirs one day

SCREAMING

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Thanks for making a thread for me and my friends to post in for no monetary compensation

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Well you better think of something lad, what about working full time, doing work experience or something related? Some of the best people I've met I have met at some shitty part time job

The foes of Mboko crying bitter tears of anger once again

he was

im developing a strong obsession with licking my wifes ass, i can't stop thinking about it and i want to do it all day long. is this normal?

food

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>I love the Church and cute anime girls, Hegelian-Confucian,

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#
I have no idea what I’d do, but if social distancing wasn’t lifted, what difference would it make? I also struggle to work from home. I need a separate work environment and travel time in between.

If I did wind up doing a gap year, my only idea is to prepare for my PhD in advance while also trying to get into the friend circle of another PhD student I’m good friends with. Possibly try getting into the dating scene too.

Mikey give us a recording of you saying "Uganda be kidding me!"

based

walked 8.4 miles today

Being British and living in Britain < Being American and living in America < Being British and living in America

we're all living in amerika

I’m driving, nerd

You're a fucking dull cunt though who bores everyone.

oi you got a licence for that number of steps m8

what political party do you guys support?

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funny how no one gives a shit that all these plastic masks being made by helpful nobodies will all end up in the ocean clogging up dolphin blowholes and destroying coral reefs

really makes you think

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National Action

MRLP
youtube.com/watch?v=Jll4cpvmh-g

Same

the virus definitely leaked from a lab in wuhan

>Patton was right, we should have kept going past the Elbe and [redacted] every Commie we could find. No genocide of Eastern Germany, no state atheism for decades. End communism for good.
a few moments later...
>whenever people say the anime aesthetic can't be art. This is better than 90% of "modern art"

>no taxation without representation
>*proceeds to tax people without giving them a vote*

why did we fall for it lads. how did they beta us

i was excited for the future as a kid.

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Alri, Marshal, calm down mate.

you definitely leaked from a slut's womb you snot-nosed bitch cunt

>she couldn't figure out how to turn it off

bollocks...... billy billy bullshit

Got my idea for the Doug story ready lads if you're interested
Here's the blurb:

In the grim darkness of the future of 2350, the nations of the world bow to the empire of MK. Formed in the ashes of the final world war, MK seeks to bind the fate of man to its own. In the vast grid based cities on the island once known as Britain, a penniless Chinese migrant, known only as Doug to his peers scrapes by as MK feeds upon his suffering and forced celibacy. When an unlikely encounter in a forbidden men’s bathhouse leaves Doug pozzed beyond recognition it becomes apparent that the only thing which can stop MK from taking over our world is our hero’s viral neghole!

on accident x

Men are better at ASMR

>try getting into the dating scene too
dating's easy lad. drop your standards on an app, do a few easy dates, get better at chatting bollocks, figure it out, slowly phase out swiping right on munters. done.

The New World Order is afoot. It's based on the belief we "evolved on a spinning planet." Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who supports this premise is not to be trusted. Anthony Steele supports this government ultimate lie.

>on accident
FUCK OFF YANK
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
ITS BY ACCIDENT
BY
BY
BY
BY
FUCKING YANK RETARD

wa-heeeeeeey seaplanes and floatplanes lads lads lads!!!!!!!

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mirth

>china blocking international scientists from data that could help discern the origin of the virus
fucking burn them
burn them all

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Does anyone remember football?

making a fresh batch of the 'booch

back in business de lads

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Taking any story request lads

>On accident is a variation found almost exclusively inside the United States. It is grammatically on par with the phrase on purpose. One can either do something on purpose or on accident. Outside that particular comparison, this version is much less popular than by accident, with the latter being eight times more common. This is including instances outside of the United States as well.
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
take YOUR PROXY OFF

>male asmr

gay

just reported this for threat of violence

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Well why would you have a statue of a country that conquered and ruined the eastern part of your state 75 years prior

we used to play football with decapitated chinaman heads

it really doesn't

quarantine is cute
picturing everyone in the country as those meercat things that poke their heads up out the ground every so often to check it's safe

noooooo not the fresherino starto!!!!!

luv hipsters
luv gentrification
luv a pop-up coffee shop in a shipping container
'ate the working class

Tell me more about this clown

Why the fuck is he wearing a Christmas jumper in April?

Kek, are Marky boy is such a stupid fat bastard.

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Corrr lush!!!

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funny how leftypol tries to act hard yet also despises masculinity and even takes hormones that make xim weaker and slower

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE SWEATY, FAT, DISGUSTING JOGGER COMES NEAR TO ME DURING MY WALK I WILL FUCK YOU UP. FUCKING CUNTS GETTING THEIR EXERCISE OF THE DAY PROBABLY FEELING WELL SMUG BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN STICK TO ONE SIDE OF THE PAVEMENT. STUPID CUNTS I HOPE THEY ALL GET THE 'RONA

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my bad

me in 20 years

personally I would have gone with just 'fresh starterino'

how's life in the blue man group?

munching on it like its the best meal he's had

do you support the queen?

feel like i'm at a zoo watching this primate

me too definitely

that or hanging myself in a cupboard some years prior

>Dogshit yank edition

Not very successful on the hunnies front
No one is replying to me

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Like watching an animal at the zoo

Emma Watson user finally gets his dream come true when the lady herself accepts to brap on his face for a few thousand pounds

I would have gone with "Dogshite yank edish"

not as much as i support norf fc

Section 24a citizens arrests on the murderous cult commiting genocide on the public

I piss and shit on America.

Because of internationally binding treaties protecting their upkeep.

Hahaha what the fuck is that trim though man looks like a paintbrush

I know, but I feel as though if I had more value as a person and more meaningful connections with others, then I’d be more mentally prepared to go back to doing academia. My biggest fear is that my mum might be right when she says I’d probably feel worse being stuck for a year with her. I’m legit mentally unstable though and COVID just brought it to the surface. How can I continue with my life living like that?

what are you saying to them?

Look at this weird racing seaplane design. Notice it has a propeller at the rear to propel it through the water until it reaches such a speed it can lift up on it's aquaplanes and activate its front propeller. Very experimental

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been spending lockdown watching japanese v-tuber girls

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plot twist: he actually doesn't like it

anyone want to ship me an extra hdmi cable

I've been hungover since yesterday morning, gets much harder when you go past 30 lads

Depends

melanin? not a fan.

at this rate we'll be clapping for everything everyday at sundown

don't stop drinking then

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she's a peng first lady though tbf xx

thats a lie
i sniff gear and drink loads and wake up fine most days

hey

it's me

ay ess em ar

sneedling

>Depends
I'd suggest starting with hi or hello instead desu

crease

prince george is third in line to the throne

would they really make a 6 year old king??? is there any historical precedent

spacker clap at 8pm for Boris Johnson

pure markino webm lmao

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Top lad.

>Nelson Nelson

i mean tbf she was out as well

>Nelson Nelson, 29
he never stood a chance in life

haha x

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ye but he would have an assistant

Jo Binns got knocked over lmao

>nelson nelson

Nope. Not clapping, me. Not clapping for anyone.

nelson nelson

KK

Oh SHIT

clearly self defence

anyone got the webm of mark doing an Irish dance?

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I- Is this real? I didn't know cats could do that!

Nelson is a shithole. No wonder double Nelson is a shit person

>That kick

fucking hell she got owned

taking out the trash

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BullSHIT

just watched once upon a time in hollywood
enjoyed it quite a bit tbqh

the most realistic way for leftypol to get into power these days is the death of all the opposition

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>Huddersfield

fucking mentioned

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>Nelson Nelson

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wtf
HOW

>Nelson Nelson
>Jo Binns

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lmao

definition of based

The fight scene towards the end was brutal, caught me off guard.

>Nelson Nelson

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>tfw gaming is considered to be as high-risk industry as narcotics or pornography
Gamers oppression is a real thing after all