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my cousin, she looks kinda good

How are their bodies after all these years?

I've been diagnosed with BPD, OCD, and other made up conditions

shut the fuck up
there's someone on the vents, he's trying to flank, need backup

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youtube.com/watch?v=kNfHlMFE6og

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youtu.be/TMQupiY_Q9U

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They're fairly healthy save for my dad being a bit too big and my mum being a bit too skinny

mom sounds cute desu

I wasn't asking for health. I wanted numbers baby. pant/cup sizes, all that good stuff.

can you hook me up with your mom

how many times are you working each week anons?

5 days a week

dad sounds cute ngl

Unfortunately, i'd been in neetdom for a few months before all this shit started popping off. I'll probably need to wait a few weeks more to get a job too. I've just been doing housework and shitposting at triple intensity to cope.

they both do

3 days a week right now

Going to post my voice
Please give me something to say

how did you guys feel when you found out your normal life is called "quarantine"

im not. i got my furlough letter last month.

Is a skinny weight all it takes for you guys?

>I-I'm going to say.. I'm going to say the N-word!.... NIGGER

Good edish

read this, from fennegans wake

What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gaggin fishy-
gods! Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu
Ualu Ualu! Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still
out to mathmaster Malachus Micgranes and the Verdons cata-
pelting the camibalistics out of the Whoyteboyce of Hoodie
Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms. Sod's brood, be me fear!
Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal with larms, appalling. Killykill-
killy: a toll, a toll. What chance cuddleys, what cashels aired
and ventilated! What bidimetoloves sinduced by what tegotetab-
solvers! What true feeling for their's hayair with what strawng
voice of false jiccup! O here here how hoth sprowled met the
duskt the father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and
body!) how hath fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of
soft advertisement! But was iz? Iseut? Ere were sewers? The oaks
of ald now they lie in peat yet elms leap where askes lay. Phall if
you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall the
pharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular phoenish.

Don't be gross.

yes

slender milf, hell yeah

pant

>fornicationists
God I wish that were me

voca.ro/d1x5nlEH9zz

Please don't bully my mic quality or my voice ty

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Somebody I kind of know asked me to write a "emo rap" song for him so I got into the right state of mind by taking a lot of drugs and had a heart attack the next day

nice voice

that must have stung a bit.

heh

You sound like you have a great sense of gumour

yes absolutely. its not something you see anymore. at least not here.

I tried for like 10 minutes

T-thanks you too

Yeah I make a lot of n word jokes

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why u panting

cringe
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased

The heart attack?
Kind of but not really
Felt exactly how heart attacks are described desu

nice voice

im skiping online school today because im hungover and woke up at 130 pm

wonder what the penalty is gonna be lmao

*ahem*

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are you cute?

Just say "hello" or something simple
doesn't matter if it's low

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She's got like eating issues or something. Barely eats fuck all.

youtu.be/5ZacuBAVNxY

10 years ago i was. definitely not anymore

No.

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used to be, now well now.......
>online classes
nah stellaris is where is at

I had a girl stare into my eyes and tell me I'm cute while we here hooking up
It was awkward

Aww such a tender hearted thing

Last night I dreamt that I met a cute girl and we started cuddling, but it was just a dream