I want to learn German, where do I start?

I want to learn German, where do I start?

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>muh heritage
shut up fat

German language is too advanced for American tiny brain

Shoot some europeans

Duolingo

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German is shit easy, do anything and you will learn

Read the fucking sticky.

>where do I start?
Hallo - hello
Guten Tag - good day
Guten Morgen - good morning
Guten Abend - good evening
Wie geht es Ihnen? - how are you? (formal)
Wie geht es dir? - how are you? (informal)
Mir geht's gut. - I'm fine.
Bitte - Please
Danke - Thanks
Ich komme aus ... - I'm from ...
Woher kommst du? - Where are you from?
Ja - Yes
Nein - No
Hast du eine Katze? - Do you have a cat?

Install HOI4, buy a swastika flag and have a DNA-Test done

this man's a genius

>Hallo - Hallå
>Guten Tag - God Dag
>Guten Morgen - God Morgon
>Bitte - Tack
>Danke - Tack
>Ich komme aus ... Jag kommer från
>Ja - Ja
>Nein - Nej
>Hast du eine Katze? - Har du en katt?

seems legit

God Dag, jag kommer från Ikea.

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Kek

americans are so annoying

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I disagree. They are quite friendly when you get to know them, most of them at least.

go back

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disgusting swamp language no wonder you don‘t force rapefugees to learn it

Why do you want to learn German?

Why the hate for Americans fren?

Now watch them lick your unshaved asshole when they tell you about their heritage like how they have family there and immigrated to the united states.

don't, it''s a useless language. >50% of germans know english and those who don't are old boring fucker you don't want to talk to.
but actually learn any language you want because the act of learning makes you a better person mentally but not physically

Most of them are chicanos and niggers

To where?

So how come their country is run by psychopaths?

name a country that isn't

joke I love Sweden
fuck off

Schwuler hurensohn

fickts eich alle

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Private teacher.

ill teach you something in private if you know what im saying

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knirsch
bitte nach hause gehen

Fick dich weg reddit

I will tech you german if you let me suck your dick with gentle kissing at the tip.

spreng di weg

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köyüne dön

>I will tech you german if you let me suck your dick with gentle kissing at the tip.

He's probably cut, how about my penis instead? Not hung, but uncut :^)

Bedeutet "knirsch" "cringe"?

Its not a far fetched statement since im very often travelling to Germany.

Just like in my french vintage movies

FICK DICH

ja einmal mit allem bitte

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I'm not sure what you want to learn.

Jag kommer från somalia

Hello, my friend! I'm glad to hear you're interested in learning our language.
Everyone is individual, some methods will work better for you than for others and vice versa. Try things out, be open-minded. Easiest thing would be a language course, but maybe an app will help you as well. That's for starters, as soon as you have a basic level of skill, I recommend watching some movies in German, or read some books. Speaking is the most difficult if you don't have someone to talk to...

check out the wiki

Thanks, Czech Republic.

kringelig

If you're serious about learning a language and you have a lot of free time then look up the immersion method.

Just watch youtube videos and read forums like any other language.

You should start with online-textbooks. I also strongly recommend You to watch films and videos in German.

if you learn german learn Bavarian.

do NOT do this

>if you learn german learn Bavarian.

Unfathomably based

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Probably should start with the alphabet and pronunciation. Then I don't know, I guess some words, some teachers recommend learning entire sentences. Grammar is important as well. As you probably already know we have 3 Genus, 4 Kasus, 5 Tempus.
Here some example sentences of high priority:

Sprich deutsch, du Hurensohn - speak German, you son of a Bitch
Wir schaffen das - yes, we can

Also check out the sticky if you haven't already

Don‘t talk to anyone on Yas Forums

based

It's /deutsch/ speak, they have their own language. But yes, in that way it does.

your export still fail after 3 generations

Nein du dummer hurensohn cringe bedeutet fremdschämen

Mein Luftkissnbööt is voll of Äle.

the best way to learn a language is to endlessly consooooom. But there isnt really anything worth while watching / reading im Vaterland

Gotcha. Colloquial German is something I still need to learn.
>fremdschämen
Good word haha

based

>swarthly brown eye manlet mutts split into 5 countries
very cucked

Your agony is gorgeous

it's amazing how subhuman south germans are compared to northern ones

Your anger is delicious

>Servus
>Minga
>Schmimnasium
>Eich
>Lederhosen
>Neuschwanstein
>Freistoot Boarn

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boy do I hate bav*Rians

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