/brit/

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don’t even like ramsay but he works Yas Forums into a seethe pretty nicely

get in de liiiiiids

what is this .webm supposed to prove

mao was right

hey user did you decide on the lifetime isa?

Worked for the Greeks

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umm... do you have to?

Cheadle burning

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pretty sure he was left

it's the exact opposite though. yankee tv and movies dominate your island

the myth of Australian cricket

What did they start with

Clearly cuts it in half for serving his also didnt have a awkward disproportionate meatwod also different shows, kitchen nightmares is 'reality' tv

Hes sperging out about how he cant fit a large burger in his mouth but its the exact same as the burgers he makes

cope on

I believe the top one is him mocking the burger for being too thick
the bottom is his own burger which is also very thick

communism is a theory and there are multiple interpretations of this theory and how to achieve communism even between different commies. There wasn’t a single Soviet leader who saw eye-to-eye on how to reach the ultimate goal of communism. When people think of communism, they’re really thinking of different flavors of socialism. For example, Stalinism was Stalin’s flavor of socialism; Maoism is Mao’s; Leninism, Trotskyism, Phalanxism, etc.
It really gets too complicated once you go into details about what all their differences are. Since Stalin’s the most famous: in his mind, the Soviets needed a temporary vanguard (authoritarian) because capitalism’s defeat couldn’t be guaranteed in his lifetime, and the dictatorship of the Proletariat and worldwide revolution was still far away in the future. But then you have guys like Kruschev who rejected many of Stalin’s ideas and wanted to incorporate for democratic elements in order to achieve communism (like Germany’s modern SDP).

Fascism is a system of government where as communism is a theory. That’s why commie parties still linger around but fascist parties are outright banned

Everybody learns English through American media, films, shows, food and the list goes on. What happened to England? They don't have power anymore...

Hairline of the gods

there's plenty of reasons to hate that angry scottish fuck but that burger thing is not one
the burger on the top is considerably bigger than his own

The Atlanteans

Government has forced all homeless people into hostels and hotels for lockdown
They’ve literally ended homelessness overnight
What were they doing for 9 years?

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see you fucking chink. I'd kill you if I could, disgusting bat eating insect

The Egyptians

hairplugs of the surgeon

>Government has forced all homeless people into hostels and hotels for lockdown
niet

lol

yanks are more likely to die from the virus because they're pretty much all obese over there.

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wrong
wrong
wrong
thick bastard

that isn't sustainable

cope

oh my days this girl is too peng

shame she's a lesbioid and an internet narcissist

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seems an odd thing to gripe at, that's just how TV goes

Hmm yes I'm sure they'd taste exactly the same to an Americans pallette

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you'll be dead in a month

government has forced all homeless people into gas chambers for lockdown
they’ve literally ended homelessness overnight
what where they doing for the pasta 9 years?

>girl
>she

Fake news

Even Muscleini who invented fascism said it's not a system it's a feeling

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They also can't afford healthcare lmao

omd lads
it's so fucking hot
It's April the fucking 7TH and I am BOILING
It's 23 fucking degrees.
Is this normal? Is that normal spring weather? Fuck

looooool

He said race is a feeling

Not the point retard

hmm, jacket with sport pants?

you don't know anything about fascism
read Gentile

Nature is thriving now that all toilys drones are stuck inside

better hope for hot weather
it'll kill off the wuhan flu

How and why?

Nobody took him seriously then and only schizos take him seriously now

You don't have a point

still better than being a chink like yourself

Lads why do Blacks in your country call people pagans? What’s the etymology behind that cheers

Just heard a plane

Now THAT'S my kind of temperature

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Business idea:
>Get job in civil service
>Work hard during 6 month probationary period
>Transition to completely home-based role after 1-2 years
>Buy a nice rural place in the country
>Become increasingly irrelevant until my actual work is limited to 1-2 hours per day
>Earn a comfy ~£40-50k salary for spending the day engaged in whatever scholarly pursuits I fancy

Thoughts?

literally never heard of that before

Imagine going to a football game with your family and wathcing them die as Big baz and his mates from Norf FC were pushing their big bellies up against you

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You'd have to be mental to board a plane in these days of crisis.

the virus dies in 80 degree heat
unheckinglikely if you'll pardon my french

getting paid 80% of my wage to sit at home is comfy AF

hope this lasts

Hey, I'm a chink be nice

but no racism there. did he write chinks are inferior race or something like that?

Sounds alri if it works out.

yeah non whites usually like hot weather

Would cost fuck all to knock up homeless shelters in the big urban areas to house them

gonna be close to 80 here today

grim image

>Get job
you fell at the first hurdle in the race of life

Non-neets like hot weather

nobody wants advice from a chink neet, dougie boy

Have you told the doctors and scientist your discovery that you made watching conspiracy theory YouTube videos?

Won't tell you

sick of this fucking laptop
shitting itself just openining paint
might reinstall windows

he was negative towards nonwhites
this isn’t allowed anymore

>>Transition to completely home-based role after 1-2 years
How?
You also may be redeployed if your job become too irrelevant

time to heat up some tendies

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Indisputably based.

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40-50k outside London is Grade 6 money. At that level you're obliged to do "corporate" activities, like volunteering to lead groups and attending SMT meetings that will eat up your life.

why is he still wearing his dog tags? state

TOP DEFINITION
Pagan
It means a snake/ snitch.
Stop being so sly, pagan!

obviously I wasn't talking about Fahrenheit you fat ape

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might order some LSD

Actually it's paigon not pagan

just kind of got caught in a lie by the so-called gf
reckon i'm going to double down and not cop to it

wtf brazilian girls are beautiful

youtube.com/watch?v=I0TaXW2_8rk

what market

what happened

Can't be arsed thinking
Going to take my engineering degree and work in a shop

Yeh but why tho

she found out i was using a fake name for certain things etc etc it's hard to explain
going to say it was an accident

Off th'internet? Mescaline is me favourite.

>It's gonna be 80°C here today

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begging for a finger up the asshole

Don't know. Reckon their parents are black Christians

So how do imagine the daily COVID brief is going to go down with BoJo in hospital?

10g amber leaf, cheers

Agreed for sure but this one is better

youtu.be/CLkQqwnvt-k

he's gonna come out in a darth vader type getup

do direct deals with the vendor on wickr

B-Boris isn't gonna die, right?

Dom Saab will say he#s doing fine and then repeat the same stock lines Boris would have because everything they say is pre-drafted by special advisers and speechwriters/

you've never seen a drug other than ibuprofen, let's be honest chinkboy

Livestream of his dying body struggling for breath, overlayed with the text, stay inside cunts

Aren't diseases and stuff supposed to thrive in warm climates? Why are people saying it'll go away in the summer?

corrr my bellend smells more fishy than doug's mum's snatch

the dream

>that yank who posts in /brit/

He’s already dead I reckon
Government are figuring out how to break the news

you can already start to see the signs of man
Trannies must have a life expectancy of about 35 cause the only thing that keep them feminine looking is their youth

HOWLING

because this one lives in mucus which is more prevalent in winter

Thanks

the prime minister is dead, long live the prime minister...?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paranoid_Style_in_American_Politics

need him to come out in a bane mask

challenged myself not to shower for as long as the lockdown is in effect. still going strong.
wish you could sample the powerful musk of my taint lads.

The heat evaporates it off surfaces so it doesn’t spread as easily

it is

Gagging for one of those days where it's hot from 9am-7pm and you just get drunk and naked

I've had a go on this new Tinder change location thing and set it to random cities in America, and wow the Amerimutt meme really is more than just a meme. I've had more black, Asian and Latina women come up than white, and the white women look way more swarthy than English women.

Think I've seen about three blonde girls that actually look typically white.

When it’s cold your body is working hard to try and stay warm so your immune system is preoccupied doing that or something along those lines

>Get multivitamins and especially vitamin C (megadosing vit C pulls you out of the fog)

people were saying this as a treament for corona on /cvg/

what does overdosing on vit C do, probably shreds your organs which why people are recommending it? or is it just a more harmless conspiracy theory about vitamins

Wtf are you talking about? She looks more feminine than most bio women

Think civil service are quite open to the idea of flexible working, so you could just make up some excuse for why you need to and chances are it'd get accepted. In any case, the role I've applied to is completely home-based if the candidate wants it to be, so if I got the job I could actually skip that stage

Could you get the job in London and then move to home-based after 1-2 years and keep the same London salary? That's what I planned, anyway

just got back from the janisserie he said one more thread posted before 300 and hes permanently moving /brit/ to /bant/

Dont liquids evaporate?

>In 2014 62% of adults in England were classified as overweight or obese (a body mass index of 25 or above), compared to 53% 20 years earlier. More than two-thirds of men and almost 6 in 10 women are overweight or obese.
oh no no no no no

You can't overdose on Vit C, its water soluable so you just piss the excess away. Taking more than the RDI is just waste.

you can't overdose on vitamin C you'll just piss it out

AND THEY WERE ROOM MATES!

Just changed my location to London and only saw blacks and Asians

yeh its fucking depressing walking down a high-street and everyone is a fat cunt.

dont care

new

BBW lovers on the ropes

Japan is now under a state of emergency wahey

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