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Die Boris!

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Cannot stop wanking lads

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is doug the chink still here? I've got some questions about the chinese

>mozart was definitely talented at music

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nothing wrong with a light up keyboard
just make sure you disable it before shagging

>ask dad what he thinks about abusing me as a child during his violent alcoholic years
>he doesn't remember
waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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It looks kinda gay honestly.

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>playing piano isn't exactly critical though is it
Imagine someone saying this to you in real life. You'd right hook them without even thinking

hey white boy whatchu doing up town

What are today’s Corona numbers? Did we go up or down?

what's the point though?
do you look at your keyboard all of the time?

Boris is fighting it off on their behalf, numbers will be close to zero

Oy vey, he's got the gay

more of a korra man me

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up in france and britain. way up, around 800 each

Korra is peng but beyond insufferable

we're all infected

>girls laughed at light up keyboard
This didn't happen. Girls wouldn't have even seen one before, let alone know that only incels have them

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whats the point of light up keyboards anyway
it looks so autistic and obnoxious

quads

758 in england around another 100 in the rest of the yoo k

Up cos of Scotland

creasing

China are pumping out gigatons of concrete, building 3 or 4 new bullet train lines every year and well on the way to 6G whilst Scousers are burning down mobile phone masts because they are 'of the devil'.

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not letting this sequence of posts escape. what the fuck are you two doing?

you wouldn't understand anyway because you're not as gamer

Been doing one hour of piano per day since the quarantine started, and making pretty good progress desu. Nearly mastered the Ludovico Einaudi songbook. Soon I'll be able to try pieces from non-brainlet composers too

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So you can stay up until 2am and have the light off so mummy doesn't catch you and still be able to see what you're typing.

up the ra

Why does the UK act like the NHS is the pride of the nation (lmao literally marching them at the Olympics) then pay and treat them like shit

What about total case numbers for today?

yeah but you eat microwaved bat soup so whos the real clown

>China are pumping out gigatons of concrete
Why on earth would you say this as if it's a good thing? One day chinks will realise that there's more to life than being worker drones in urban hellholes

helps when hen pecking the keys

she's going to break your heart in two its true

Fuck up cunt

alri lad play chopsticks for us on vocaroo then
gorn lad GOOORN

you're posting cringe though

that feel when no french romance

>Building/making things is not important

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a new fucking /brit/?! you need to make brit one and two

she's just a little tease

it isn't

he's right you autistic jap

Die Yank

post your sister or fuck off sven

All Doctors Are Bastards

they nonce more kids than the teachers
they deal more drugs than a gang of moroccans
they kill more people than police

Make a gook attractive device

>then pay and treat them like shit
is this true though?
experienced doctors/gps are paid a fortune

Which country do you hail from which we've bombed?

What's wrong with the north of England?

Never heard of Chopsticks. If I could be arsed to download an app to extract audio from video I could DELIGHT you by sharing I Giorni, Nefeli, Primavera, or Le Onde. But I can't be arsed, so I shan't share it

If only we had taxed away Bill Gates' wealth, then instead of having 7 vaccine factories ready to go whenever we figure out which vaccine is most effective, we could have...
*checks notes*
enforced the ban on coronavirus testing for an extra week

I remember we had to do presentations at school and everyone cringed when the geek kid had the pc speak out the words (this was when computer speech was really bad). Think a female Stephen hawking giving a presentation

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The, yank, the

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This one you fucking retarded spic

Every Empire in history was a consequence of superior modes of production.

Too close to the South of England.

need to stream my 4k cuck porn RIGHT FUCKING NOW
this social media post CANT WAIT
internet speeds should have stopped with dial up

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ridiculous tune

Anyone seen the Yankee with no brim meme? Really makes me laugh

can't imagine how mentally fucked you have to be to wank to cartoons
boggles the mind

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>then pay and treat them like shit

thats the tories fault and the simpletons who got tricked into voting for them because muh brexit last election, matt hancock himself said "now is not the time to discuss nurse's wages" while at the same time asking footballers to take a pay cut. however i am glad we dont worship the armed forces especially to the degree that yanks worship theirs

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Pretty crazy how all the governments have kept the liquor stores open so that the hardcore alkies don’t die of withdrawal.

Ddddddd-DJ

Ahh yes, building ugly concrete tower blocks in ugly overcrowded cities is definitely a good thing for humanity, very good

what’s going on

Can't find englands fuck sake i give up just wait until 5pm brief

Whoever said it's good for humanity? It's good for China.

Ah yes, the lowercase aesthetic gimp @'s me as if he matters. Shut the fuck up

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i know that typing in all lower case & using ampersands & // is pretty pretentious of me but that's my aesthetic & you can gladly suck it
lower case letters, crippling depression and insatiable vanity are my aesthetic.

haaaaaaaaaaa like dude i'm so post modern post irony irony post and depressed and like dude depression and lowercase is my aesthetic like bro idc dude like ha
idegaf dude its like so chill and
ha
peace

which takes years of studies (longer than nurses) also youd expect them to be paid more since theyre higher up

>this entire post

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We've never bombed Britain, we only bomb brown third world shitholes, and for fantastic reasons too

Oooh yeaaah

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think leftypol is among us

Uganda be kidding me

Boris Johnson has ascended to the Golden Throne.

hmm

what are you babbling about

>The so called presumed girlfriend when she comes back to England is going a day without responding to me in quarantine again

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>british humour

NO U

dude i'm so post modern post irony irony post and depressed and like dude depression and lowercase is my aesthetic like bro idc dude like ha

Plan on voting conservative for the rest of my life

France be kidding me

Maybe it's good for their (((economic growth))), but it comes at the expense of the happiness of their people. Perhaps the Scousers you were originally criticising don't want to go the same way as these mindless chink worker drones

that video cracks me up

Shan’t be clicking a single one.

Bhutan up your trousers

been cooming to pretty grim stuff lads

Alright I hope they'll be happy living as vassal subjects in a Global Chinese Empire then.

whats that then de lad

Ordered a Chinese there. Wee Chinese driver comes to the door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting isolate isolate. I said mate calm down your not that late I only ordered half an hour ago ya fucking header.

The so-called Tolerant right

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Noticed this sort of aesthetic A LOT amongst zoomers desu, spurred on my millennial journalists. Think it's a California thing, which has since spread out to infect western culture in general

Anyone else using a gripper to keep the old forearm strength going?
Got the 200lb captain of crush, beats wanking anyway

you have no idea how many people are functional alkies

Shut up fat

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china is building things

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you can guarantee all these 5g conspiracy tards are poorly educated, underclass runts

do tell

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What part of East London is this?

s a d b o i g o t h g f a e s t h e t i c
It's fuckint awful cringe shit mate

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that gif must be fake

i have a 40kg gripper
give it to girls to try when i have shagged them
ones done 40kg before

Much to leftypol's eternal chagrin, working class people genuinely love Boris. My social media is full of the working-class people I know posting messages of support for Boris, praying for his recovery, likening him to Churchill, etc. Then there's the typical snarky university-educated middle-class runts who can't bring themselves to wish him well, and instead use his hospitalisation as a way of criticising Tory cuts to the NHS

the author of this post has never felt a woman's touch

plan on burning down 5g masts
don't want to be part of global government/coporation 'brave new world' agenda.

Wimbledon

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Find it quite sweet that pornstars go out of their way to accomodate everyone, including the filthy coomers

How many girlfriends are we currently on lads?

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Hang on i know it's in here somewhere
*Digs around a bit*
Ah here it is try this on for size
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they like him because he has character traits they have, in reality hes hugging them while plunging a knife in their back

>praying
leftypol apoplectic

0 for me aha

>aesthetic
that's not an aesthetic

On the one hand that's not a lot at all, but most girls are inredibly weak
So it's relatively impressive

crying

Shan't

the working class deserve to be oppressed

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YOU
STUPID
PAKI
BASTARD

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Lots of things take years of study. My gp is in her 20s and a partner at the surgery. All the gp wages are on their website. She’s on 6 figures.

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Not sure if this fella is just a degenerate or a bit slow
Find it quite endearing though

Wimbledon is one of the very few non-shithole parts of London desu, although a one-bed flat there will set you back at least £5 million

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Rattled leftypols cage

Gyms will NEVER reopen

A knife needs plunged into London Paki's back on the account of the children he's raped.

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also he doesn't want to flood the country with wogs as reparations for stuff that happened before anyone alive was born

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prepare to cum buckets lads

No you're not aesthetic

Late stage coomerism is sickening

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Grim grim grim

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now this is a based schizo poster

Dave on a mad one

Haven't seen my GP in a good 5 years

>working class Tory voters

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*sedates dogshit Dave*

why does this thing look so horrifying?
most trannies just look like freaks but this one looks scary

the things i would of i ran this country
first of all i would go after that corrupt aussia cunt Murdoch and take him down

Kitty is really sore after masturbating too much, hurts a little to sit down

Many such cases!

that's not what aesthetic means

brown hands

Quite bitter aren't you

the working class just prove they're easily manipulated due to their low IQs

leaving on a jet plane
bye cunts

dumb cunt

Looks like a joy mutant out of LISA

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good
imagine paying to excercise

Tories have brought in more immigrants than any government in our history

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how do you know they have low iqs though

No one's working m8, we're all at home

>vote for me or you're stupid
wonder why the left keeps losing