/brit/ - The Russian Slags Edition

>dat assfang
fuck bros, I haven't coomed in 3 days

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could just as easily have been my nan who was chosen

this thread 75% me because none of you would migrate

/brit/ is /brit/

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Spending time attending corporate courses online. Know so much about bribery and token gifts it's unreal

SEETHING
IRISH
WOGS

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>ahh you're a wog I know it now I'm going to make dozens of posts shitting up the thread
take
your
meds

wog detector going mental

This is going to do wonders for his popularity.

Not really when you think about it.

bradley poster is more pathetic than any of us

LOOK AT THE SHITSKIN HAVING A MELTODWN

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Gibs Slags.
Also Abos > Pommies

"Wogs" have been shitting up /brit/ for years though.

is that a fookin emu

just think about it again until you agree

t. wog

she wants a man who plays red alert 2

what sort of person even watches those shitty daytime gameshows

thinking about all the non-white people in the world lads

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>I'm going to spam the thread because I'm a spastic runt seething about some wog
absolute state of NEETs

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>nooooooooooooo don't pick on the wogerinos

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mad how we're reigned by some old biddy

RASHEEEEEEEED

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this tbqh

lichess.org/3HT12aDU

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Wog on the ropes

>gorn then, get yer ol' pickle out

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got an ingrown hair on my ballbag
hope the prossie i'm seeing tomorrow doesn't think it's an std x

It's couldn't have just as easily been your nan at all though, lad.

avin a fink

youtu.be/L2m3aDCmjwo

Dave off his meds

its too hot

anyone got a Lifetime ISA

mental how only one in seven people on Earth (actually less than that) are European

youtube.com/watch?v=wTsN7uugtfg

would love to make a roast beef and pickle sandwich with her

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have been told I look like boris

*whips out the wog detector*
Bloody hell this thing is going mental

dont think ive seen dave like he was today ever

brave lad seeing the prossies in these trying times

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Who is Mboko and what does he want?

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no got mine when I was 18

coin flip

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Got an ingrown foreskin

tried to have a wank but didnt have it in me

SKEG

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For me it's, Fly Away - Hixxy

mental how furious bongs are about getting reverse colonized

kek based doug

Bet you can't even quote all the dave posts ITT

catching up on all the great music I've missed out on. lana del ray, dua lipa, sigrid etc

I swear, British slags do nothing for me. They look so tacky.

the quarantine is getting to Dave's head
hes truly lost it this time

not as good as help to buys

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bananas and fried chicken

dont care about getting chinky flu tbf
probably going to get it eventually anyway so might as well get it over with

So you understand why people fight back against it then?

He wants Stormzy to be President and he wants to "free the mandem"

youtube.com/watch?v=cPm4iSgPtDA

fucking love this set

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TWO LOVERS INTWINE
PASS ME BY
AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW

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important

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just like brexit

grim

Yanks are incapable of understanding anything mate

history lesson zoomy

youtube.com/watch?v=xJYfOGb3sKw

It's so cold all the time
I just want to take this jumper and coat off and feel the heat of the suns rays

Kev is 35

mental will be finding the daily mail comment section to make my opinion known forthwith

>melted paki

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survival rate is 100%. if you survive you had a 100% chance of surviving. if you die, you had a 100% chance of dying

hmm

peak zoomer age as far as i'm concerned

ah

really liked that fucking norman rockwell

t. 21 year old zoomer but wants to feel like a jaded boomer

mental how Boris slashed the NHS and is in dire straits from a virus

i don't know what them but HR at the NHS are probably quite busy the at the moment x

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wish i were still 21

Girl Afraid
Prudence never pays
And everything she wants costs money
And she doesn't even like me
And I know because she said so!
In the room downstairs, she sat and stared
In the room downstairs, we sat and stared
I'll never make that mistake again

>The UK could see as many as 66,000 Covid-19 deaths during the first wave of the current pandemic, more than a third of the expected death toll across Europe, according to modelling by a US university.
wew lad

this aha
never had a shag in uni
want to go back and get one

oh so your birthday was yesterday

mad how mad everything is right now

yeah all a bit mad

K E T A M I N E
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Should I do a stocks and shares ISA or a Lifetime ISA?

what other drugs have you done?

go away

>Two nurses
lmao how poorly paid are NHS staff

The NHS is an embarrassment to this formerly great nation

october 24th, 1992

more of an IPA man myself

What do you reckon, did Carole do it?

I don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it

Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:

coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters

Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.

Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?

Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.

tl;dr: I fucking love drugs

lmao the uk is so pathetic
meanwhile germany has a recovery rate of 90+

yes i have a savings account
*points to cum bottles in the corner*

Zoomer mong

depends if you're finna buy a house or reach retirement I guess

when I want financial advice I come to /brit/

lifetime one is only for retirement or buying a house
so pick that if you want either of those

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L-L-LLLLL
L...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LOOK AT THEM YO YOS
THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT

genuinely consider irishposters to be the gold standard on brit

that looks like spam to me