/brit/ + /Aus/nz/

Keep up Jurgen

Lancaster is a very good uni lad

Bill Gates runs a company called ID2020, that wants mandatory microchipping of all humans to keep track of everything about who we are, where we are, etc.

You guys ever reach that poinnt in your post history where you feel like every post you make gets an immediate and unanimous "fuck off" from everyone who reads it

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just tabulated the results

no, I make good posts

here lad

>It's a reference to Boris numerous offensive newspaper articles
Tell me about them, Mboko

Not a bad idea actually. Would keep the fags at bay, keep sure they aren't bumming each other

Come out come out ye black and tans
Come watch me elect a gay pakistani man!

>up the ra

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yeah im here mate just had to change my flag quick smart gimme her deets now would you

gook

reckon it’s your flag mate, on that point FOY

normies will eat that shit up because it will be advertised as being able to have your bank account/driving licence/car keys all stored on your chip

You already know about them

screeching

I want /balt/ back fuck /brit/

so I've heard, but the city itself is rumoured to be grim and my UK friend is a York man so he'll hate me forever if I go there

>Bill Gates runs a company called ID2020, that wants mandatory microchipping of all humans to keep track of everything about who we are, where we are, etc.

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>driving licence
could you imagine not being able to have two licenses to dodge driving bans
a fate worse than death

piss off you little darkie
you should be on my plantation

kpop
futa
anime
kdrama
fanfiction

Got this Mountain bike yesterday lads.

malvernstar.com.au/bikes/hurricane-27-1-mountain-bike/

Lancaster is a good uni and a nice town. They offered me a scholarship to go there back in 2011 but I turned them down.

I've had friends who've died for this flag kid, keep quiet and thank a troop in your area already bud

he says in english

>Irish people are subhuman bogshitters

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they rejected us and kicked us out. We have a home here

Whooping and wailing

The obsession is starting early today

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fucking looool

Nope. Asking you to tell me what they are and why they're offensive. Don't be a coward, Mboko.

feeling a little limp right after lunch lads. really really don't want to toil :/

It looms

im not gonna let her marry you bruce for god sake!
Good lad where in England do you live i wanna cruise the google maps. Also what are you drinking now? Do you have snapchat, so i can sen hers to you

David Cameron has a little tan

tfw no isolationfu

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Well good morning
bit cold out
irish weather
sun is out though
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
on my way home now from dublin
six time dis week
erm
yep
in enfield service station now
go see can i get some food
alright
dunno what the rest of the day i'll do
just see how it goes
talk to you again
bye

That Tiger King show was admittedly mental
And the call BRUCES whacky, I'd like to see a whacky Bruce match that level of whackiness

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doing a browse id2020.org/

>kpop
>futa
>anime
>kdrama
>fanfiction

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should be, "I don't think at all"

What are the current odds on Boris dying?

>i dont think about you ever
>he says while in /brit/

Nice. If I were a nignog I would steal it.

i live on the Fylde Coast so I go to Lancaster every now and then and it's far from grim when compared to the likes of Blackpool and Blackburn
Not sure what the nightlife is like in Lancaster but Preston is just one stop on the train and is the cheapest place in the UK for students to go out

huh?

Some /balt/nigger used to accuse me of being obsessed with Aussies because I used to promote Commonwealth solidarity in /balt/+/ausnz/ threads.
Yet look at what I've accomplished.

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Lmao at you calling anyone obsessed you do a full time shift in our general

how much you pay?

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thoughts?

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as laughable as they are, at at least they aren't mboko

trump saved him already he's out of ICU

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I don't think I've ever posted in /balt/
/brit/ is based and if you're going to post here you better respect your hosts (the native British posters)

arm just started tingling and buzzing when i hovered over this link, weird

Shame Preston is such a shithole, definitely a reason it’s so cheap, LOVE the amount of takeaways though

Are we at war with /balt/
Who does that entail

You're a chinky, which in this current climate is arguably worse.

not really a "go out and party hard" man, I usually have a small circle of friends and I go to the movies/restaurants with them on Friday evenings.

I'm
So google Fylde Coast. Some bits are GRIM and some bits are almost peng
Had a cup of tea but drank ait all
And no won't be posting my snap here x

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looks like a stuck up arrogant bitch. exactly my type

Immolate yourself Paddy McPotatoshagger

what the fuck do aussies and kiwis have in common with some frozen shitholes near russia

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Someone make a proper /brit/ FFS

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what

based brucey

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the centre of preston has been gentrified heavily in the last couple of years
the rest is a shithole though

irishpipo really do do this

can you translate the giving out one where he is watching family guy

should really be outside enjoying the nice weather
probably won't but i should

>dude ketamine lmao
>dude weed lmao
>dude bad music lmao
>dude cider lmao
>dude white people with dreadlocks lmao

Remember my dad telling me stories about torturing english captives in the troubles and forcing them to eat irish dictionaries

>looks like a stuck up arrogant bitch. exactly my type

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went in there once to see Gordon Brown give a speech

Have run out of:
Paracetamol
Ibuprofen
Milk
Eggs
Flour
Tinned tomatoes

>Boris Johnson does not have pneumonia, Downing Street has said. Until now ministers and No 10 have refused to give a clear answer to this question. But asked if the PM has been diagnosed with pneumonia, the spokesman said: “That is not the case, no.”

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Good lad

the only reason "/balt/ + /ausnz/" exists is for the name (bantz)
same as /cum/

reckon the population goes a long way in making it grim

piss off

asians don't do anything for me, may as well be looking at a shaved bear
blacks too for that matter

Have you got some pancakes and syrup to put that “bacon” on

live here

because corona doesn't cause pneumonia
it's a blood disease

PROPER /BRIT/

Got myself a takeaway for lunch

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chowing down on an irish dictionary

why would you put your greasy bacon on your sofa you subhuman runt. i despise you

it's like a krabby patty without the secret formula