Excuse me, but you're supposed to be on Erasmus, not sexual harassmus

And then everybody clapped

They're all on lockdown now (if they didn't already go home), stop being obsessed please

The whole of Spain apparently.

A prime example of the difference between Dutch girls and Spanish girls.
>be Dutch
>try to save yourself for marriage

>be Spanish
>be literal sexual predator
>fuck the whole class and the teacher

I hate it, I wish hiromoot would delete /brit/ from this board.

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desuarchive.org/_/search/text/After a couple of months she told me that she had fallen in love with me+I once met a/
Don't bother

Based

>be Spanish
>be literal sexual predator
>fuck everyone except the Dutch user who complains about it on a Laotian deepwater snorkel imageboard

Incels

Nice IP grabber retard jew

and an eagle named spanish fury flew across the room bearing the cross of burgundy and shed a tear

I think they are hot. Especially septum rings (in the middle)

cows, thats why BVLLS have them

Very few ppl can rock septum tho

What kind of things do you like? Ever since Corona I actually developed some interests and I like to ride around on my bike, I am doing photography and I listen to music. Even some Spanish music mainly from Cuba

This is very true in my experience.
I think it is because I am too modest and decent of a person. They will only fuck unmannered assholes while leaving good guys like me virgin. This is their (women's) fault.

True, but those who can look great.

*clogs up your autobahn with his camper*

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I never went to Erasmus

my mom didn't let me because when she was a student she "did some nasty things"

>Why yes, I am here for sexual harassmus, how could you tell?

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yesterday she was German

I never went to Erasmus either but instead I got very valuable experience working at an energy plant on the far edge of the country.

I am really happy with my life choices. All those euros I made and already spend are surely worth the best time of my life.

>you're supposed to be on Erasmus
What the fuck is Erasmus?

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Hospital and university in Rotterdam.

I see. Thank you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erasmus_Programme

Got a laugh from me Gerbro.

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I like computers a lot. Writing code is what's keeping me sane these days. That and playing some videogames a bit. I also listen to a lot of music and like reading and watching movies. You guys have no strict quarantine rules, do you? We have to stay inside for another 3 weeks...
I used to have a bike and loved it. I miss riding it a lot, it's so comfy to ride around town and by the beach.
What are some good songs or albums you've listened to lately?

Everyone I know who went on erasmus was a pure cunt about it

The "I'm better than you because I'm going to study in Canterbury" one

The girls that went to Spain and have been posting in spanish on social media ever since.

>You guys have no strict quarantine rules, do you? We have to stay inside for another 3 weeks...
No luckily the spread was not that bad it required a total lockdown, they basically canceled everything here (schools, bars, work) but we are still allowed to go outside as long as it's in groups of maximum 3 with 1.5 meters distancing so you can still go for walks and rides. I live in the north and for some reason we are really lucky with only 200 cases in the entire province (majority health workers getting infected by out of province patients bussed here).
I did a lot of pc stuff when it all began but am sick and tired of it now. I do work on my thesis
Do you work as programmer?

As for music I mainly explore Spotify. You look for something you like and there's all these playlist with good music that's somewhat comparable

What do outsiders love about Spain?

Wide variety of reasons
Majority of normies consider it Europe's party paradise with sun, cocktails and beaches.
For autists there's also more cultural stuff and le north nobody (everyone) has heard of by now

cowe

>Decide to go to do my Erasmus in Sweden
>Just before I went there I got into a relationship
>My (now-ex) gf begged me not to go but I went anyway
>Had so many hot women around me all the time who were incredibly horny
Honestly, I wish I was just single when I was there, I could have coomed so much.

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I honestly don't know man.
But I went to Barcelona the same day as you got on lockdown and it was pretty cool.
Maybe they like tapas, sun, alcohol and spanish dick?

>m̴̘͓͕̙̞̩̯̣̄̏͝a̴̱̳͒̀͂̌̈́͂͂̓͆͌ç̵̛̩̹̺̹̟̺̯̠͕̤̥͖̭h̶̢̞͈̗̣̠̰͉͎̀̀̈́̿̄̎͘͝ë̵̡͎̼̣͍̘͔́̌̆̆̑̿͆͊͝ͅt̶̢̼͍̫͈̓̆͆̈́̈́̄̀͠ẹ̸̢̛̻̤̦̎̍͋̃̽͗̾̿́̐̃̚ ̶̡̛̪̗̥͇͎̈́͊̽̀͐͠a̵̖̰̖̱̹͊͜ḽ̵̨͖̺̞̳̦̌̐̃̽ ̶̧̨̩̣̬̦̦̻̩̬͇̗͂ṁ̶͔̭̭̜̦̘͉̝̳̫̹̝̩̎̀̔͌a̵̧̨̻͍͈͍̟̗̖̳͛͐͌̈̏͋͌̽͒̿͂̓͝͠c̵̨͎̘̋͐̇̏̇̈́̓̏͗̃̊̉͗͌̈́ḩ̵̫̠͍͈͍̻͕͓̹̼̪̊̂̓̐̃͗̄́͑̊͊̕ớ̶̛̺̞͇̖͛͛͛̓̄͂̀̇̔͌͘ͅţ̶̩͍̼̯̘̫͚͆͑͜e̵͙̗̻̼̎͑́̆͒͌͆̈́̂̚͠ ̵̟̖̤̘͍̟̩̞̮͛̇̇͛͊͘͝m̵̈́̾̓͘̕

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Muuuuööööööhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>clogs up
heh

>tfw went in Erasmus
>0 parties, 0 fuck, 0 gf

this one always crack me up, I wish it was real and to witness it

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>No luckily the spread was not that bad
Yeah, I'm sort of impressed by how well you guys managed it without having to lock the country down. If we had done it like you it would have been a huge mess today. Anyways, make sure to stay safe.
>I do work on my thesis
What are you studying atm? I'm a last year computer science student.

Spotify is pretty good for finding new music. I use it only when there are artists that you cant listen to anywhere else, but you find some cool stuff via playlists
Alright, so tapas, alcohol, beaches and parties is the consensus. Honestly can't deny we have plenty of that. The city I live in gets so many northern/western european tourists in summer that natives almost become a minority

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/brit/ is such an autism goldmine, I still remember the 2014 meetup. Please let us keep it.

I wanna go on erasmus to ireland or germany and make international friends!

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why germany?

My minor is in German, and I have a few relatives from Germany.
Speaking of which, I should get back to studying.

>Impressed how you managed it
There is nothing you can or cannot manage. It's just the moment where you decide to start taking measures which matters and as it seems for some reason Spain and Italy were caught completely off-guard which prompted other nations to respond in time.
The thing with a disease like this is that you cannot magically heal people, you're basically fighting their bodies that decide to give up. Sometimes this works but as it stands over half the people on ICU end up dead anyway.

Alcohol and tobacco are cheaper in Spain too.

Erasmus? More like Orgasmus

That's the whole point user. Erasmus was never about studying. It was about the opportunity to meet other cultures and intermingle.

Good luck user
Honestly I think the fact that we get more tourists than most other countries was a major cause but yeah, we might have reacted a bit late

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Spanish women

You guys think this shit is funny, but I have to live with these people.

I'm fucking stuck on a tiny island surrounded by them.

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Do Bongs really?