/brit/

They can't game the YouTube algorithm anymore so they can't get further exposure like they used to.

is peterson still a vegetable

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seeing the proto-gf later today

will be flooding her womb with my sperm

Why are the Chinese terrible at cricket? Because they eat all their bats!

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Wondering who actually watches this absolute shit

Gussing that's due to less road accident's etc?
Chinky flu has been a net benefit

Please end the lockdown. Please bring back greggs. I even resorted to buying Iceland Frozen Greggs but it's not the same at all I think the Greggs ovens are different or something.

Are your parents ashamed of you?

you jerk off to shit like this? christ

is that what the show is about? corrr

careful lad, tattoos make the runts have an asthma attack here

i want mcdonalds back

yeah and those tatts are fucking awful

probably

Of course less people have died. Most people aren't even leaving their house.

>waaaaa ICU beds are at a shortage and Boris just gets one!!!

Uh, he's the leader of one of the most powerful nations on the planet. Yeah, he's going to get treatment.

He should have to wait just like everybody else

*reaches for my inhaler*

probs got BUPA innit

McDonalds is still open here but you can't eat in.

This woman should be covered in pig blood and put on display in trafalgar square under a giant banner reading Modern Britain Innit

You can't get McDonalds? I have at least three services that will deliver it.

Miss lifting me weights
Miss the pub
Miss dnb
Miss rugby

Going mental lads

yet to see any legitimate research proving beyond a reasonable doubt that quarantining prevents coronavirus spread. people will inevitably leave their homes for one thing or another, and with the current regulations you have up to five people in the same home

eagerly waiting on the JF's to pounce on this post

Can’t stress enough how much I miss the gym, can feel my gains wasting away

He did have to wait like everyone else. Meanwhile Tom Hanks and his wife got booked in first day at an Aussie Hospital.

Disgusting tasteless tatoos, 1/10

He's getting better according to his daughter

Scrote, it's daily life as normal for me. Still go out to go to work outside all day and I'm cooking better at home. Less bother too

Piss off commie, Boris is more useful than a bunch of senile old farts.

the one nearest to me inexplicably closed

most of the others are open but can't be arsed to bike that far

If various countries plateau in the next week, we’ll have our evidence.

full moon tonight

Miss going to the pool hall
Miss going bowling
Miss hanging out with Schizo's Ex
Miss catching the bus

I haven't either, and the more science that comes out the more confusing the current choice of action is to me, along with the delays in treatment methods.

youtube.com/watch?v=2WTh4GPp0u8
OH MY BASED

thats just doopin mental that is

Probably quite proud, but then again they can't see through to how mental I've gotten

It's shame PJW gets such little views because his main fanbase are hopless shut-ins with no social life. He's had to wear pepe shirts a few times and just flat out shove cringy wojack animations throughout his videos to appeal to literal manbabies

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>Still go out to go to work outside all day
We still have some fieldwork coming up, but it keeps getting cancelled
A week digging holes would sort me out

might stop shaving for the lockdown

dont think I could ever hang out with my partner's ex
sounds like cringe material

Assuming lockdown doesn’t work, then what? Are they just going to give up?

Seasidemark cum tribute

think the domestic holiday industry will do well this summer

things will ease up a bit by summer bit international travel will still be on lockdown

I really wonder if its the lockdown is what makes those deaths plateau and fall or is it the healthcare system finally being in a fit for purpose state to treat and deal with afflicted.

Ive done that and realised just how shit I am at growing facial hair

Are you the other archaeologist on this board?

I know I'm shit at it. That's why I haven't tried in like 5 years. Figure it's worth a go

just saw that on /gif/ very grim

can only grow a shitty goatee and am getting quite porky
beginning to look like dsp aha

So if Boris does die what is the expected timescale after hitting the ICU and going on a ventilator? Are we gonna know whether he'll make it within a day or two or could he die at any point the next week?

should have done that from the start i reckon

Based.
There is no point in going abroad if you've not fully experienced the wonders of your own country.

At least we now have a natty pm who boxed at uni.

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List all the things you miss about pre-lockdown life.
I'll start;

Football
McDonalds

Thanks for the (you) I'm keeping it

No, we will probably be in a state of stay at home/lockdown for the forseeable future, with the gov waiting/claiming that it is working, and growing more heavy handed with people ignoring it.

give it back or i'll poo my pants

going to have a lovely holiday exploring old castles and villages and ruined german bunkers on the beaches

most people stay on the ventilator for a week

It's mine, poopy pants

uni slags
townie slags
slaggy slags

right that does it
*shart*

Could be either or. The west had zero crisis preparation before because they never thought things like this would happen to them.

Lockdown clearly isn’t a long term measure in most places, so I get the feeling that they’re going to ditch that option eventually.

So what's the story with Amazon? Still delivering or not?

Azula de lads

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listen close and don't be stoned

not bothered about being classified as an 'incel'. My brother is the successful one who a fiance who will carry on the bloodline. Quite happy that my horrible genetics die with me.