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can't imagine wanking in the morning
would make me feel disgusting for the rest of the day

>30 days
Amateurs

I read that it's just the mainland commie chinese that are disgusting animals, as a result of communism's destruction of their culture
chinese people from taiwan still have real chinese culture and are reasonable and respectful people

When are they going to declare the Premier League null and void lads? Got a t-shirt making fun of Liverpool all lined up and ready to sell for thousands in profit, but the gimmick only works when their title is taken away from them

haha magine lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=mpx4ODP35VQ

Charlie was a great song writer

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Yeah fucking Skepta made her lose plenty of weight.

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that's what the taiwanese will tell you

chinese middle/upper class people in the cities will say the exact same thing but about people from the countryside

just imagined if the girl I liked also liked me back.

imagine the scenes haha

Mao exterminated all the intellectuals so it's like an entire country of vile disgusting peasants. Imagine a Britain composed entirely of the lowest class of Deanos/Norfs/chavs

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I get a strong urge to wank the morning after a night out for some reason. Not sure why really, because I don't even feel that horny and the wank always ends up being pretty disappointing, but the urge is there all the same. Never happens on other mornings though

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hmm indeed

youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w

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hate this vile cowardly country
need the US of A to grant me asylum asap under the geneva conventiom

but unironically

McCullin travelled to Northern Ireland on numerous occasions during 1971, working as a photojournalist for ‘The Sunday Times Magazine’. This photograph depicting two British soldiers of the Royal Green Jackets arresting a Catholic youth in the Bogside, a Catholic majority neighbourhood in Derry/Londonderry, was first published on the magazine’s front cover in December 1971. It demonstrates McCullin’s expert use of natural light and his employment of vertical, horizontal and diagonal lines as compositional framing tools. The contrast between the youth’s white t-shirt and the black bloodstain on his chest is particularly dramatic, providing the viewer with a stark image of the violence of the conflict without explicitly depicting it.

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guys, just spotted the mothership behind the moon on my telescope
we're doomed

>Bogside

haha

boris in icu is just a pr stunt
trying to be relatable to older voters

twitter.com/nitingokhale/status/1247006048713498626

based?

The more I think about it the less sense lockdown makes to me.

Reckon he's going to die to be more relatable to the population of the UK in 2 weeks.

Hello, based department?

staged af

>attack

lol that's not an attack, this is a knife

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>french people
shant

how are benefit cunts going to survive now they can't get to the job centre?

explain yourself..

It's really disturbing that the French posters we get are rather good lads

need to start eating something before going to bed after a night on the drink fuck sake, stomachs in knots

*blocks your path*

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Absolutely

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same
me and my bruv went out for some booze and I guess one of us walked within 6 feet of this fella walking his dog because he started having a go about how we weren't taking it seriously
my bruv told him he better fuck off or he'll cut that fucking dogs head off and that was that
love my bruv but he's a bit of a psycho when he's on the spirits lmao

that's a mustering whip
there'll be fifty more tomorrow all in blue singlets

Uganda be kidding me

Uganda? you're joking

What's the salary if I earn £196 per day lads?

Uganda be yanking my chain!

Uganda? I never even met her!

hey lads how's it foing

multiply by 260

she wants a man with light up velcros

love cornbeef hash me, could live off that and eggs ngl

sitting with the dog de lads

She wants a man who wears sunnies at night

reminder we want boris to die so anti foreigner sentiment goes up

that after tax?

why would anti foreigner sentiment go up

Well I'm on about 20.5k at £79 a day (I know)
So about 50 grand assuming 9-5

same (with the wife)

million per annum

weighing the pros and cons of a live laugh love lifestyle

cuz the PM died of Chinaman aids?

This reminds me of the fact that my parents are more ok with me being an alcoholic than my brother being a necro furry

why do yanks care is the population get sick or not?
treatment is a luxury and expensive item, you don't see porshe making adverts that say
>Actually, maybe a 2008 ford focus is good too.

Days are just zipping by now.

and

they really are

Ta

Before tax I think (not my actual job, just one I'm thinking about applying for)

Corrrrrr

she wants a man from the countryside

reminds me of that talking heads song

Based

if that's post tax, £73k,

if that's before tax, £51k

sucking a ni-

manager asked me this the other day. I'm going to start saying this from now

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utterly grim, lad at that age should be going himself to tropical island

got my window open and the air outside smells lovely and fresh
dunno if it's cos of spring, or cos my flat is so gross, or because lockdown has made the city air cleaner
but it really does smell very nice

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Good on ya

-ckel and dime merchant

wanna sit out in garden later but the pakis always state at me making me self conscious

>contact your medical provider
>america

lmao dr phil gonna have a lot of emails soon

My go-to line in this situation is always "Well it's either my awful looks, my terrible personality, or some combination of the two". Always gets a chuckle in response, and also baits a bit of sympathy (e.g. "Oh user, you're not ugly!")

>_____ liked your message

Can't see office toil restarting next week and they're too prehistoric to adopt working from home.

you should smile and wave
maybe you'll make some new friends

what's the deal with Q lads?
my mum's been spouting this shit and i want her to shut up

>yanks are only doing this now

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are they still paying you at least
haven't stepped foot in the office for a month and I start working at 3 in the afternoon for 2 hours to pretend im doing something useful

Just done a poo...