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'no change' in Johnson's condition after night in intensive care edition

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How long before supermarket toilers stop showing up to work?

poor parts of the UK don't have black people?

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Is he conscious? I hope he is.

seen loads of signs saying "perspex windows soon", but no perspex windows
the pandemic will be over before they arrive

fuck China & the Rona virus.

not really in the north, some pakis and that

damn... powerful...

compare to Chicongo, they do not

So what happens if Bojo doesn't make it?
Dominic Raab steps up, I get that. But is it a permanent thing or are they voting for a new PM or what happens?

aussies talk like children. can't take them seriously

are there a lot of chinese in australia?

Quite a few in my area, Gateshead South of Newcastle

Sounds good. I'm gonna buy a dirt bike.

where have you been beto?

That's because at any one time most of the Chinese Australian population are students or workers on temporary visas

PENG!

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>Gateshead
hellooooooooooooo moishe

Who the fuck are you?

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What should I put in the *cide note lads?

forgot about google maps

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bizarre post

*in a thick Jamaican accent*

Da ting go BRAP!

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remember when a crazy bruce went to new zealand, and decided to murder muslims on a mosque hahahah

yeah it's wild. if you get buses to the uni, you may not see anyone who isn't chinese. even now, it's the chinese out and about during the lockdown. the city is full of them.

>Paul Simon breaking up with Art Garfunkel

chinese are nice people though

>you will never reach the level of musical accomplishment as an angry jewish goblin who walked bob dylan on stage in the 60s and then did nothing else

not ordering a chinkie for the rest of the year, that'll show them

>the goyim are aware
OH NOOOOO

*subverts the thread *

can you impress girls by having a rich vocabulary

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Why do we leave the sides of buildings bare and ugly? wtf it's so stupid, they look unfinished

imagine having gates for a head or on your head such that you become known locally as gateshead

Is Boris dying

well a rich vocabulary is usually associated with higher education thus more wealth so yes

are they though?

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looks like they've demolished the building next to it

The Queen appoints a prime minister.

The Conservative party would have a leadership election and the Queen would appoint the winner.

they like it in my experience

A metric fuckton. Or was, I guess.
When waiting at train stations the most fun game is 'spot the Aussie' among the Chinese crowd.

Has a girl ever been interested in you lads?

could be a fire, tenement round the corner had one and the council just levelled the whole thing so the next one over is bare

being wells poken is good, being arrogant isnt

i am a poorfag high school dropout
i'm basically the archetypal starving wannabe writer type

yes, several

yeah mate, they're tops. it's really nice when they riot at the university because of some shit in hong kong and beat up other students. it's also really considerate when they would routinely yell at each other in chinese for months afterward and spit on each other without any concern for anyone else around.

Us anglos sure are creative when it comes to names

Yes, quite a few
You?

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how do they differ from the modern woman?

just don't lay it on thick init

do you think a prossie would be put off if i just wanted to sniff her vagina for an hour

Yes several.

Yeah, still a virg tho

No. Women want brutish, unintelligent men. Brains over brawn.
If you use words over two syllables that's a massive redflag you're a weak little pansy.

he’ll be fine

it's not hard

>>Was playing spin the bottle with a bunch of friends and my turn landed on her. We kissed and just moved on.

With your sister? The fuck. Why didn't you just spin it again, that's what you usually do if it lands on a guy.

Yes, quite a few
You?

dont think she'll care mate shes probably shagged the greasiest looking mongs out

she'll be ecstatic if you pay just to sniff her fanny

it's similar here when you take the suburb trains. except they're blacks

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they seem to like Russell brand

Howling

>playing spin the bottle with your sister

hmmm

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You know he’s kidding, right?

nowt wrong with that la

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>The Queen appoints a prime minister.
lol

I have a feeling that Schizo won't want to hang around with me anymore now that she's got a cabin at a caravan park and is sharing it with a 28 year old. I kind of want to hang around and see what happens when shit hits the fan. But think my suicide is probably going to overcome my thoughts of waiting.

regular escort i see has a guy who pays to be gaffa taped and put in a cupboard in the hallway for hours at a time whilst she sees other clients, there are not easily shocked lad

the breakfast

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do you think the travel restrictions will last longer than the domestic lockdowns

2 things
1) she's a twat
2) she's not worth suiciding over
come on mate stop all this talk

hey lachy did you end up going to the brothel the other week?
i did and i had a right good shag with a very nice milf

constitutionally that's how it works, just in practice the queen has no choice in the matter because it's an antiquated system

*takes you out of it

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not him but thats how it works mate. Doesnt literally me she chooses him but as the Queen she has to agreed to them becoming Prime Minister as its her country. She would never say no though otherwise it'd be suicide for the Monarchy

Why are Italian men always kissing each other

ewww imagine the smell

>waitrose
>madagascan vanilla custard

fucking absolutely HATE fucking tarquin cunts
might go fucking tarq bashing today thats if the reptile slack jawed runtoids even step foot out their hilltop mansions

What's the most popular meme to come out of Yas Forums, Rickrolling?

Why not just have another general election?