You must rename the USA, what will it be. Hardmode: No mutt, shart, etc. references

New England

Country road

Occupied Territory

Colombia

Los Nuevos Estados Unidos Mexicanos

Most Serene Republic of Ohio

>Toilet States
>Latrine Country
>Urinal States of Poomerica
>Outhouse Land
>Gent's room Fats
>Restroom Mutts
>Washroom Ogres
>Men's room Goblins
>Potty Land Of Shitmerica
>LooSA
>Cesspool Troglodytes
>Diaper States
>Perro Caca Americana
>Bathroom Shart
>W.C. aka US
>Ameripiss
>Shartsmell
>Diarrhea States of Fatmerica
>PooSA
>Turd World Shithole
>Odorfull Shitstates of PeePoomerica
>Soiled Fats of Muttistan
>Fartsmells
>Weesmells
>Cumpoolombia
>Crap Sharts
>Shart Marty
>Ameripiss Shithole
>Feces States
>PukePooStates
>Flushedmerica

Israel vassal state.

I would prefer Socialist Union of America

Republican Union of Washingtonia.

or Free Worker's State of America

>Hardmode: No mutt, shart, etc. references
I can't, it's too hard

Georgia after the first president

Land of the Big

lmao

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Gilead

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Why not? the Caucasian Georgians call their country Sakartjevo or something like that. I like the sound of the "Commonwealth of Georgia."

Kek

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North Columbia (to differentiate it from Colombia)

ColUmbia

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Mexico

Socialist Vassal State of Israel

Love you, Brazil. I want to someday see the Festa Confederata.

t. South

Virginian Federation

The McDonald Empire

Trumpland

can we be apart of the union?

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Amerikong, Autonomous state of the People's Republic of China.

The failed multiracial experiment

You mean Columbia

Freedonia

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The spelling is obviously different.

The only reasonable alternative, followed by an immediate demand to Colombia to rename themselves or risk invasion.
Major cringe.

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United States of Columbia

Yes, but then it would just be called North America with Socialist Commonwealth of North America in long form. I like simplicity

That's Brazil

Estados Unidos de América

Here in Brazil the experiement didn't failed though.
We're unironically better than today than when we were purer

or the Democratic Peoples socialist soviet union of north america

soviet is a Russian word though

*council*

How so?

Huadenosaunee confederacy

holy mother of cope

United States of North America

North Mexico

Pseudo-Israel

Kekistan

Goyland

Redneckistan
(After California secession)

bigger economy, more influent.
I'm not saying we're a rich country, I'm saying that we're better than the Brazil of the past