count cheska edition
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NEW THREAD
think i'll be posting in this one to be quite honest famalamadingdong
Boris is a furry
doing a poo
just signed my DNR
Akane-chan
me running back through the gate
Was going to masturbate but then I realise the old willard was still quite sore from last night's sesh
Decided the chap can have a day's respite.
Nanny this gooks making me uncomfortable. Please eliminate him.
going to give you the clappening of a lifetime on thursday
boris is dead
I matched with this girl and she likes Simpsons :^)
what should I say to her lads
>he has fantano pics saved on his computer
cringe bro
janny's going to go absolutely haywire when he sees this
Who is this nigga posting that shit woman
fuck off you brazilian nigger
just want this shit to end
things were going so well before the chinks decided to make the world sick
Tell her Pitt The Elder was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had.
Sneed
boris is gone lads...
I haven't got any of the equipment for digital art production, seems a bit expensive considering all you're getting is a fancy trackpad. Have you got one of those budget £30-50 drawing tablet things or is it one of the £200-300 ones?
If the Chinese virus kills based BoJo I'm going to shoot some chinks
I'm sure I know what you're all thinking.
>Will covid affect smartphones??
well fret ye not my dear ignorami, for the BBC has got you covered
I don’t want to be attracted to asian women anymore, I only like how they look I hate how they act
I can’t change this though what can I do besides kms
>started biting my toenails in the living room
>mam starts screaming at me and punches me in the face
>pick up her phone in an autismal rage and smash it against the wall
>realise it's my phone
>run upstairs and try to superglue my bedroom door shut
>lie awake all night wondering if I'm normal
Don't reckon I can be doing much more of this
Way too obscure.
Maybe something like "Ketchup or Catsup?"
Imagine trying to explain pic related to the average Brit from 1900.
is the expression "continue crying" wrong? I understand that "keep crying" exists, I'd just like to know if the former is correct
it's not wrong but you're going to sound like a fucking mong if you ever tell someone to "continue crying", or using "continue x" in an informal context like that at all for that matter
RESPECT BLACK WOMEN
If you decide that you do not want to open your door, I shall gain access to your room by the window by taking the door off the hinge from the outside.
Continue crying is okay grammatically but it sounds like something only a foreigner would say. Keep crying is more common.
Probably correct just sounds way too formal
Sneed's seed and feed
If she doesn't get it tell her she's a dirty casual.
>24 years old
>memeing about Simpsons gifs on a dating app
She should be a mother to at least two toddlers by this point. What a hollow existence.
Wish we could go back to the 1800s lads
lies
Brits will see Bigfoot and be like
“Hmph. Odd bloke.”
What is going on here
this 2bqh deesoo lads
mental how there's a massive manor/castle-lite behind the sydney opera house but you can't see it
Based, i respect them with my average curved white willy.
Why does everyone on the British Isles work in call centres?
puttering
screaming
This proxy fag is outta control.
Who else cha-cha-cha-ing like it's Mardi Gras
I’m almost 28 and have no chance of marrying or having kids any time soon
Am I a failure or is this normal?
Asian women are the apex. Asian boys are pretty perfect too but they can't make babies
that's also my impression. only time you hear of people doing call centre work here is if they work for the dole office
you know you've failed so completely in life with no chance of redemption when you end up with your own kiwifarms thread about you
>run upstairs and try to superglue my bedroom door shut
actually terrified of this lmao
No one actually needs to work in Airstrip One, but Big Brother needs to keep the people occupied with something.
Normal for incels
I lie awake worrying about this sometimes. I don't do anything but I still worry.
You've got another 17 years before a wedding to a woman in her early 30s is weird
Wish I'd knocked up my ex
>2 kids at 24
wtf, bit bogan mate
dont understand what this film is about
>British Isles
Atlantic Archipelago.