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end times edition

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Coronavirus Bill (HC Bill 122)

Forced detention and isolation can be of anyone, including children, and for any amount of time.
Authorities can FORCEABLY take biological samples from your body. Your body becomes the property of the state.
There’s no clear access to legal rights from as-yet unidentified isolation facilities.
Powers last up to 2 years, with reviews every 6 mths
Lockdown powers could prevent protests against measures.
State surveillance safeguards weakened.
Protections from forced detainment and treatment under Mental Health Act lowered.
Cremations can be enforced against personal and religious wishes.
Changes to the court system. Registration of deaths.
No inquests into suspicious deaths! No requirement for any medical certification for burials or cremations!
It also indeminfies the health service should they fail for what ever reason to provide care.

The most frightening part. Only one medical 'officer' is required to sign off COMPULSORY TREATMENT ORDER which means...in the real world you can be forced to accept medication. Or held down and injected with whatever is seen fit. THAT is the biggest
and worst threat to your own freedoms.

Local Authorities will now be exempted from compliance with their duties under The Care Act 2014. Schedule 11.

The BBC wont be telling you that bit.

So. If someone dies in police custody or any type of custody they can simply dispose of the body without any paperwork medical exam or certification or inquest.

business idea; shit on churchill's grave, piss on Thatcher's, shart on BoJo's

I dont want Boris Johnson to die, he is the guy who got the BREXIT thing done!

Are the chinks winning the long game?

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He's gonna die.
And this is a fact.

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i trust the government entirely

Larp on yank

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chinks were always going to win the long game
>nation of 1.4billion vs 1 billion non-united europeans
>undemocratic government means focus on long-term goals as opposed to just trying to make it through the next election cycle

mates unironically got corona lads
paramedics went round his early this morning and said it was almost certain he had it

i went round to his on friday

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scrolled through this wall of a post and all that stood out to me was BBC

The chinks have pretty much always been winning the long game, the last couple of centuries though they just dropped the soap.

>Mark Drakeford
>First Minister of Wales

was not aware of his existence

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Guarantee no one can post a more bangin tune than this
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seems like it

The chinese are killing Boris for refusing to get 5g from them

>i went round to his on friday
STAY AT HOME.
PROTECT THE NHS.
SAVE LIVES.

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IQ range and religious beliefs:
>0-50: Baptist and Muslim
>50-100: Atheism and Buddhism
>100-120: Anglicanism
>120-140: Protestantism and Judaism
>140+ Catholicism

Thoughts?

>went round to his on Friday
Stupid normie twat, great work

India will save the west from the Chinese menace.

Stupid games etc.

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Do remember that the government is taking the advice of a man who said to close all schools and that Swine kill 4 million people in 2009.

Why based Boris?
Why not them instead?

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Bit of a silly thing to do that

I dedicate this wank to thee

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what would you do to save bojo

Love Azula me

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Shouldn't have fucking gone round to his when there's a fucking lockdown then you stupid cunt.

Shut the fuck up fake beto.

>i went round to his on friday
you fucking terrorist

just coughed on donald "cheeto cheato" trump

anime noncery off the charts today

only 1,559 in serious condition and the prime minister is one of them. mad

2 of my cousins have it. Got it from a nurse they were living with.

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chinese should unironically be put on trial for this
would be okay with dying in war as long as i get to bag few chinks

Why wont somebody kill me
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is brit an anime general now?

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REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES

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WAIRS YOR FACKIN POPPY

>i went round to his on friday

What difference does it make? You either had to stay at home when you didn't have contact, or stay at home after having contact. It's not like the NHS is gonna do shit for you unless you are literally at death's door.

everyone talks about the infected like they can't get it too

Orthodox?

do you drink more or less in quarantine lads?

Less here, its not the same as being in the pub

right and let's also put spain on trial for the spanish flu
and america on trial for swine flu
mong

Hopefully Boris just recovers from it
Getting it and then surviving it will do wonders for his popularity

I'd rather not have to see Hillary get corona and then see the world sympathise with her

She and ty lee look so cute together, i wish nickelodeon shipped them like they did with korra and the fire cunt girl
what is Bolsonaro doing to fight the coronavirus

Don't die englishfren

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mate you'll be fine so long as you dont have any breathing problems its gonna be a walk in a park

it always was

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>200+ Guenon

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This was in my YouTube recommends for some reason but it was very interesting, talking about European Extremism three years before Brexit
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Love Boris 2bh

stop watching tiktok threads on wsg
not good for the mind that

you hated him yesterday lol

Same, would normally be at the pub every weekend but that’s not an option now. Don’t enjoy drinking by myself all that much

Supping an IPA and eating some Texas BBQ flavour pringles.

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The problem here is that you assume those of religious convictions have brains at all

FOY

130-140 range but not common enough in the UK to warrant inclusion

Isn't he just a run-of-the-mill muzzie? Afraid he's in the lower range

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didn't ask

usually assume nobody pays enough attention to notice when I take mutually contradictory positions

eating less drinking more
my poos are getting too soft
proper beer shits every morning

Definitely a lot more. Would have maybe 1 or 2 bottles of whisky a week pre-Covid but now it's getting to about 3 or 4.

Font

Bros....

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mboko fuming

>run-of-the-mill muzzie?
retard no

thats my fetish

reckon you're too good for lager do you?
nah jk in these trying times all beer drinkers must stay united

i'd shit on churchills for being half american

so why is extra flags down

usually dont but he has such a punchable face dumb lil spastic fella

The Spanish flu didn't originate in Spain, it's only called that because during the war the Spanish press were the only ones reporting on it since they weren't in the war itself.

based

Desperately want a pint and a game of pool

>silence whistleblowers
>just a flu for few months
>refuse help from international doctor community when majority of infected were in china
>pressure who to lie about it not being pandemic
you have to be retard or unironic ccp drone to not see that chinks are responisble why this spread so fast

still awaiting bojos imminent demise

So when's the second referendum now that Boris is a dead man?

Wonder how that stupid femoid is feeling who said "I hope Boris dies a horrible death" after the election

gb2reddit

harder to drink more on your own. when you're with people and chatting shit the pints just disappear without you even noticing

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This, it was actually?

occupation: professional yank hater

the EU is behind Boris johnson's death

it woz merkel wot dun it

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>chatting shit
Had enough of this lifestyle 2bh

who cares?

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That's why I've moved on to wine like a proper alcoholic

smug

post bojos highlights
gone but not forgotten

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finna sup soon as well

who is a rapper who pumps you up?

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Nobody knows the source of the Spanish Flu, and it's estimated it was circulating in Europe months before it mutated to its first deadly strain.

I miss being served a pint by the barmaid with big tits.

is covid greater 9/11 ? remember it's still just a flu for the vast majority

It was chinky and we all know it

league is down in oce
not happy

Fake (can tell by the pixels)

this was a stitch up by that smug bastard macron. he jokingly insisted boris put his foot up on the table. the lamestream fake news media took it out of context and used it against him

This is the closest I've come to crying for months.

Yeah I'm fed up of cringing at all the stuff I said for days after

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Lets be real BoJo dying in office will probably be the best thing to ever happen to his career

He might actually become the first historically memorable PM that isnt Churchill which was his dream to begin with

Americans should get ready for a 9/11 and Pearl Harbor-type death toll in the coming week as coronavirus kills a "shocking" number of people, United States officials have warned.

The nation's top doctor, Surgeon General Jerome Adams, said Americans should brace for levels of tragedy reminiscent of the September 11, 2001 attacks and the bombing of Pearl Harbor in 1941.

>19 years ago
Fuck me

84d chess

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pottery
how can one man be this much of a meme

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they delete /brit/ for this

Remember Jo Cox x

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shut up germoid

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gotta get the get well cards niggas is sick

hmm it's already killed 10k in the states. 9/11 only got 3k

Why lad

Thatcher is historically significant

the crazy cunt

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urgh dont remind me

she made an ass of herself in the last election. lib dems are done

just watched the queens speech again lads x

Vaccine is coming boys
It'll be compulsory
Are you ready for your injection?

they're talking 3k a day

with brexit being a thing, Britain will get their manufacturing back and be able to compete against the germans
Why do boomers love that witch so much

'avin a laugh lads?

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jo cocks lol

Yes, just like how the devil is significant for tempting Jesus in the New Testament

neither is Wales

he is an utter personality vacuum and has no charisma about him

he's lived a middle class life and has never been challenged, he went to uni, studied sociology, did a PhD in it then became a lecturer.

he literally isn't qualified in my opinion to be a politician therefore.

hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times.

that trippy techno tune was alright yaknow

fuck that shit and fuck you

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rest in peace my nigga

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Remember that time I made that post and it was really funny and you all liked it and it was decided that I was the best poster of /brit/

if the US figure is at 364,086 just now then given their head start and larger population I'm going to go ahead and say China's number is 2 million

He's gone lads

BASED

oh no no no no

you probably weren't even born

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Relax, this is how UK is going to remove kebab professionally to not make anyone panic about muh genocide
These are good measures to take in the interest of a long lived queen

your seething kinda proves it doesnt it rat eater

tears of joy hearing about bojo I reckon

it's seething poortherners like you that made her immortalised in history

weirdly satisfying. like a hot knife into butter

>le hard times strong men
fuck off you literal fascist

what? like a week of 9/11s. coorrrrrr

it's 81k with most of those being recovered
it's mostly over in China

It's already killed 10,000 people over there? That's mental

All this BoJo news has overshadowed the fact that OUR GUY IS BACK LADS

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>weirdly satisfying
@NSA arrest this man
enjoy guantanamo mate

Not surprised in the slightest.

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It was actually the Falklands War but whatever lad

tis just a flu

based

>believing the ccp

positively yodeling at the thought of it all

corrrrrrr

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Is he going to make another 'edstone for Bojo's funeral?

what the fuck

Mates, I'm am sick of all this calamity in the modern world.
Which pacific island should I move to to distance myself from society?

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it was everything, she was based

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Must have been a mazza

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>i went round to his on friday
MONG

lil nigwit

China has consistently been more honest than the US about these sorts of things
stop buying into CIA propaganda dude

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so if boris recovers how long will it take?