Follow the rule edition
/brit/
Xavier Nelson
Andrew Miller
If Boris comes out of this he'll have severe on-going medical issues.
Colton James
The English are gay
Liam Allen
seeing all the deanos and deanettes and normies on social media utterly repulsed and disgusted by leftypol wishing death upon boris.
lefties genuinely can't stop scoring own goals by acting like utter twats and putting off normal people lmao
Luke Gutierrez
writing a stand up routine
not gonna go to any open mics just feel like doing it
Jordan Gutierrez
actually running out of my food stores lads
might have to leave the house tomorrow
Hunter James
You'll be stuck woth lobo bojo
Jonathan Miller
Boris getting Coronavirus has done more the tory party than corbyns last campaign
Leo Cooper
Oh no his fertility will drop and he can't give his 6 (or 7) children some little brothers and sisters.
Michael Fisher
Ginnel more like virginnel when you're walking through
Sebastian Reyes
i remember scrolling through /cvg/ a month and think what a load of balls
mental
Mason Williams
very bizarre how there are people in northern England that have odd nicknames for an alleyway
Joshua Young
I only ate sardines and rice for 6 days before finally going shopping, don’t think I’ll ever be able to eat sardines again
Wyatt Adams
might make a home made mac n cheese
Jack Reed
m.youtube.com
Like Boris but this does have me laughing
Hunter Fisher
POO
Benjamin King
nah everyone already hated scousers
Kayden Gray
*jumps over your ma's hedge*
Cameron Nguyen
They aren't people that's the thing you have to remember
Jordan Perez
F
Lincoln Edwards
>markets crashing
>unemployment rife
>housing market remains rock solid
I'm never ever going to make it
Robert Sanchez
the guy who said i had too much sauce and not enough pasta was wrong still got tonnes of pasta and rice need to go out for sauce, salsa and meat, only got like 2kg of frozen chicken breast left
been a good couple months though i was right to stock up i reckon
Cameron Gutierrez
it's actually mental how detached lefties are from reality
Christopher Hill
anybody seen richie? eh?
Nolan Ramirez
This one yank is absolutely falling over himself trying to scrape together some (You)s while the happening is going on. Get over it you sad sack of shit.
Colton Barnes
>source
>a post on Yas Forums
might as well say you saw it in a dream
Jackson Cox
>Buzzfeed UK are reporting that Boris Johnson passed away at 22:54 on Monday night. The Prime Minister was rushed into intensive care after his condition worsened dramatically and he fell unconscious. Tragically, doctors were unable to revive him.
L-l-lads...
Jose Wood
Jayden Peterson
anyone seen rick and morty?
James Foster
In New York City, the chair of the city council's health committee, Mark D Levine, tweeted that hospitals are now forced to rely on refrigerated trailers to hold bodies. The city was preparing contingency plans in case the death rate didn't fall, including temporarily burying bodies in a local park, he said.
Meanwhile, in New Orleans, which has over 4,560 cases and 170 deaths, the mayor has asked the federal government to provide more refrigerated units to store bodies, because morgues, coroners officers and funeral homes are overwhelmed.
One funeral director told Nola.com: “I’ve been a funeral director since 1962, and I’ve never seen this.”
>just a flu innit
Jaxson Howard
i'm still pro herd immunity
Nathaniel Peterson
this yank is so excited at the possibility of boris dying lol
you can just feel his childish excitement like his mum said they were going to disneyland
Connor Cooper
aka yanks literally all the time
Nathan Cook
Gavin Anderson
Parker Brooks
Got 9 (nine) answers correct, and yet Oxford and St Andrews still had the cheek to reject me. Looks like I'm going to have the last laugh.
Jaxon Collins
Hunter Cox
now this is art
Robert Torres
Zachary Hall
>Buzzfeed UK
LOL
Dominic Sanchez
Justin Nelson
Easton Phillips
No one cares about your life. Fuck o
Wyatt Sanchez
it's all gone tits up
Sebastian Jackson
Thoughts on the neo-Platonic proof of God's existence?
Asher Green
John mcafee just rang and told me to not even think about clicking on that
Christopher Taylor
why do people refer to whatsapp like its a social media platform, its literally just a messenger app???
Jaxon Carter
hate the saying "stuck between a rock and a hard place"
Wyatt Cook
brown hands
Elijah Garcia
Fucked whatever you were trying to say there try again next thread
Lucas Edwards
SCROMITING
Juan Martinez
>rorkes and rorkettes have the ability or the inclination to become a doctor or a nurse
Brandon Kelly
groups have made it social media now
things like pictures, videos and jokes go viral on it like twitter
Oliver Jenkins
>watched ER once
Hunter Johnson
That's embarrassing, forgot to say where I got those answers correct (University Challenge). Looks like Oxford and St Andrews had the last laugh after all
Jordan Morales
Summarize it into a few sentences.
Jaxon Adams
my lungs hurt lads
Ryder Miller
Big Bozza is dead lads
Jeremiah Sullivan
why was he rubbing his head
Jason King
fuck off mark
Justin Collins
buzzsneed