/brit/

nobody else has to wait

5 years ago that

mentally ill people, communists, and trannies
but i repeat myself

this

>page 8
he can’t touch us now

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JANNY GET HIM

...

Boris is being sent to Tzoah Rotachat

False

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May Allah bless Boris with a swift and speedy recovery

Why the fuck aren't Sweden locking down? They're in the EU right?

>tells everyone to stay at home
>goes to the hospital
one rule for me, another for thee - eh bojo?

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twitter.com/anarchomastia/status/1247255217504014336
Have a look if you dare lads

Honestly, the fact that people still resort to partisan politics in a crisis situation kills my faith in this country somewhat.

then why isn't it enforced in any other general

i'm a communist and neither of those other two

Yas Forums.org/janitorapp

dear oh dear

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only if those rules applied to every general, but they don’t do they?

youre not a british citizen shut up

Communism is a jewish invention

limit BORIS -> INFINIT1
youtu.be/eKOESGDNF78
limit BORIS -> INFINIT1

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Feeling a bit weird about the Boris thing.

I usually don’t allow politics talk in here, brit is usually for talking about drugs, slags, football, boxing, crisps and the sesh

But I will make an exception.

Don’t die Boris lad.

Waiting for boris emperor arc to begin where he kills all chinese in the uk and declares war

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its all so fucking tiring

all communists are mentally ill

The WHO basically has zero credibility at this stage. If you have a good few disposable masks. You can cycle them and wash used ones in a 70C wash to clean them.

That small part of me that wants a "happening" does, but it is dwarfed by the part of me that wishes him well.

SCREAMING

tbf they basically do it for a Yas Forums pass now which means they are compensated

do they REALLY?

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Newly discovered mutation of Covid-19 named after Boris

F

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I just saw that even momentum are tweeting support for Boris. There are scum on every side of politics unfortunately, don't let them define the country though.

what category does this fall under

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58 /brit/s have been created today, 31 deleted

based hiroshima nagasaki putting international hugboxes in their place

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BREAKING:
Johnson has requested his body be buried in Istanbul, coffin facing towards Mecca.

Apparently the millions of tests we bought off the chinks are completely fucking broken and we're now trying to get a refund

When will people finally realise china isn't our friend

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what kind of drugs? if only you had wrote some kind of list

what are our thoughts on korean bbq

youtube.com/watch?v=XrxMOmIoOg8
this is what youre scared of

always knew you were a tory

Always knew you had a bit of humanity left

>I'M ON A PLAIN
>I CAN'T COMPLAIN
>I'M ON A PLAIN
>I CAN'T COMPLAIN

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might apply just to get a free Yas Forums pass then do FUCK ALL until they inevitably fire me

Maybe we didn't take it seriously because the Asians dealt with it efficiently. Officially China has like 3000 dead. Compared to their population it's as if 130 people had died in the UK. If the virus had killed dozens or hundreds of thousands of people over there we may have taken it seriously earlier.

crisps

aah yes the duality or something or other

imagine your prospective employer right from the outset taking the piss out of you and you applying anyway

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Are you going to clap for the NHS tomorrow, /Brit/?

football i assume

Raab has to wear a Disraeli hat when he becomes PM

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look at this fancy lil nigga

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Not really. Lots of people dislike him but they recognise his literal death wouldn't do anything to make the situation better. People are mostly just memeing.
t. someone with lots of lefty uni friends

Thought it was Thursdays?

/brit/ confirmed for board superpower

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that's on thursday you tit

I'm on a train
I am insane

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>believing china

I have 300-400 masks cause my missus is Asian

bruh this cat got realestate

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poo

BREAKING: The UK government has passed emergency legislation that entitles each individual in the UK to an amount of 80% of the Yas Forums janitors salary.

Why is /brit/ so working class?

Fucking landlords

yeah because we're pushing so much quality discussion off page 10 aren't we?

god forbid if "Do Australians really do this" or "So russian guy tried to claim she is germanic but it turns out he was wrong" are pushed off the board

Peng. Need some samgyupsal

What is 80% of 0?

corrr surely the janitorial staff on 4channel must earn a lot for all the work they do?

if this shit keep carry on im finna give 2020 an ass whoopin like you wouldnt believe, this nigga aint gonna be 2020 by the time i done beatin his ass he gon be 0202 or 0022 or some shit real talk this niggas two and zeros gonna be all fucked up all over the place like everwhere know what im sayin, yo fuck this wack ass year fuckin 2020 bitch ass nigga

BOJOVID-19 aha

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Sverigetråden does and always has

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cat would never go in there though the feller would sniff at it a few times and go back to his usual spots

correct

It isn't, it's middle class students larping as working class

Why? True middle classlets should recognise the superiority of their class.

CLAP BORIS CLAP IF YOU WANT THE VENTILATOR

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don’t care virgin

ah yes we need to conserve all these valuable threads on Yas Forums

I tried explaining to my Dad yesterday that the Australian approach has been abysmal and he plain disagreed 'it's changing every day, nothing they could do about it'. Why should Western governments do better if this is the typical response?

he did all of that for a measly Yas Forums pass (20 dollars a year)

I don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it

Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:

coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters

Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.

Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?

Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.

tl;dr: I fucking love drugs

It's fucked:
>football
>the NHS
>The Empire
>classically-educated Tory PM

Stronger than ever:
>Brexit
>a 93 year-old

HOWLING

/brit/ has been deleted over 3600 times for no actual benefit

Half of us are office toilers working from home during the day

the guy on the right could be his brother they look so similar

>poppers
gay

>This will be the biggest kennel ever built in Manhattan believe me

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no dad should bury his son :'(

is jo johnson his bro

I hope he dies a cruel and horrible death. May his lungs fill with fluid while he gasps for air all alone for hours in pure agony as he coughs up blood and phlegms.

mad to think that society will still produce works of horror like this after the coof.

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69-FAG-POO is his fave drug though

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>no mushrooms
wot

A mistake I've made way too many times

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you taking the piss?

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the biggest baby of the three in the middle

I just found out that the Polish President isn't verified by twitter because he isn't considered an important person - lmao.

Germans are evil and water is wet

old fella on the left could be his da

the think about trusting asains numbers is that is a joke in itself but due to their dislike of civil liberties they have the ability to deal with pandemics better, however they have to live like gulag inmates every year just to save a few thousand every decade
I would rather live here than SK, Japan or China

thoughts on Bvlgari eau de toilette?

>hi thanks for your application, first question I need to ask is about this gap in your employment history, you've put that you were a "Yas Forums janitor", mind explaining to me what that was and what skills you developed during your time doing that?

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twitter verification is a complete joke nobody should take seriously

bojo's bro jo

youtu.be/JIK4-GpJa4g

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RIP Boris, only the good die young.

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sue

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finna boutta heem dat cronaviruh

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Dirty german shit eating animal

Try not to try
Try not to care
It's really easy once you learn
That no one is listening

Try not to give
Try not to help
You'll do much better for yourself
Because nothing else matters

youtube.com/watch?v=X8xHBp0noAA

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he's a good clapper isn't he

imagine being a goat farmer in afghanistan and this you get killed by this
would allah let you into muslim heaven

M-MUMMY

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how the hell you not done shrooms and heroin? missing out lad

doing a watch

youtube.com/watch?v=9uHAbpm0lLk

>no problem, it means moderating the site known as Yas Forums, here let me show you what it looks like
>"I see, that's very impressive. Well, it's an instant yes from me, welcome to the Special Needs Department user."

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she's a sweetie

I remember years ago you said she doesn't claim to be a virgin. Has it been verified that she's lost her anal virginity yet?

never got my hands on them unfortunately

Really want to add to the list purely for shitposting reasons so am going to do the basic drugs not on the list when this corona is over

Thinking about mushrooms and GHB for the most part

Maybe tramadol as well

mobile.twitter.com/LouiseInaLove

If Boris comes out of this, he'll probably come back with a vengeance

am i banned
sorry janny you take your "job" too seriously

I wonder how many people have died over the past few weeks of things, not related to coronavirus, they could have recovered from if doctors and nurses weren't almost exclusively focusing on patients with Covid-19.

for free?

got really fast at clicking refresh to see when /brit/ threads popped up 22 seconds early

Wasted 100GB of space on my Toshiba Canvio Basics 2TB Portable External Hard Drive for Call of Duty Warzone and it's absolute shit.

Sticking to Apex Legends me

if she had blue eyes you could mistake her for a european

hasnt been verified yet, no

Coronavirus never happened

I unironically think there should be a world government.

lmao

shes indien why would she have those

This. I hope he survives so he'll take it really seriously and put us in an extended period of lockdown.

playing gta 5 story
reasonably enjoyable

mobile.twitter.com/LouiseInaLove/status/1247201165542113280

SCREAMING

Boris is one of the few world leaders that I actually like. I really hope he makes it, lads.

I guess it would have been too much to ask for Trump to be the major world leader to die from this.

What makes someone a Bizarro Rasheed and Bizarro Rorksheed?

this
a world government under british rule

me on the bottom right

the daily US china virus press conference was delayed because they are being briefed about boris dying

finna f1nger my n eice ladsss yess cmon

I would support that.

>anything blizzard/activision
>good

hello dave

umm no sweaty x
IS NOT FOOKIN LEFTYPOL
FUCK

not sure about city centres but i called an ambulance for my grandad and they arrived within 15mins (and that was stating it wasnt urgent) so i doubt its that bad in most places. However Italy and especially Spain are a mess, bet Wuhan is too

blairites and lobsters arent radcen but the rest is pretty good

might end up an alcoholic after this nonsense lads

Doesn't hold a candle to GTAIV story in my not so humble opinion.

The second half of this year is going to be interesting because society is going to try and rebuild + everyone is going to be angry at China and the Western governments.

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Get well soon BoJo

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Clearly your head doesn't work right

leftypol is just used to mean "lefty" on Yas Forums senpai

Gaddafi isn't really radcen, more a bizarro rasheed

are they overloaded?

thank you em it means a lot that you're with us x

its pretty obvious

my nigga black the ripper died lads

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If janny really cared he would make /brit/ a rolling sticky

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Would you?

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gta iv is kino

I reckon a LOT of it is going to be directed at China. Our governments have been incompetent but not malicious. China has spent the whole thing trying to use it as a vector for promoting their soft power. There will be a reckoning.

also
>peterson
>sargon
>blair

>Boris is one of the few world leaders that I actually like
imagine falling for the act
sasuga leaves

have not imbibed in a fortnight
am at my wits' end

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god i hate normalcunts >teehee im soo depressed i have to stay inside for more than 2 fucking days rather than sucking chads cock

Warzone is a lot better than Apex. But yeah, 110GB is outrageous.

I was already a borderline alkie but will probably be well over that border soon. Took my first drink at 8am today

If anything, an extended lockdown would be more likely if he died. If he survived, he could use his charisma and hero status to get everyone to stay home and get the job done faster.

kill her and dump body into local river? absolutely

>red hat
no

Liverpool should have the league title by now wtf china

They don't use capital letters for proper nouns in French?

Love this chart

Whadda ya talkin' abeet?

can you find oxy or percocet? why do dog pain pills?

>China bad

oooooo proxy nonce is edgy today

Politicised women are vermin. The best vote for what their husband likes, don't need more thought.

rip, a true loss for society

she looks like she casually uses the n-word

3rd consecutive day off my face

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whats her patreon, been a bad piggy and NEED to give her 20 dollars right now

Anyone??????????????????

"brittanique" is an adjective.

My first ever Amazon order was placed on 31st May 2005 for Def Jam Fight for NY (PS2)

I then accidentally purchased NBA Ballers (PS2) a month later because I accidentally clicked the Buy Now button but it turned out to be a decent game

why is everyone in the LGBTOMGWTFBBQ% community so ensorcelled in their self-image

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This, install Gentoo instead.

franklin and gangbanger shit was sadly incredibly over looked.my one gripe

he's clever, charismatic and funny and he's always been like this
his only "act" is when he's being deliberately bumbling or foolish because he's much higher IQ than that

all in all he's a good man and a good leader, probably the best leader of the UK since Harold Wilson

If you remove China's bullshit/inaccurate stats the death rate for cloased cases is 26.1% not 21% as the worldometer is displaying

Don't know what those first two are. Blair is more radcen than most politicians so you gotta allow it.

It should have are Thatch though

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fuck off grandad dont you have anything better to be doing
go outside and get a family

Didn't ask mate

hated this edgy twat
>OOOH I'M SMOKING WEED IN MACCIES AREN'T I A BADMAN

he liked weed so much he got put in a spliff

I miss the leftypol powerhouse days of 2017-2018

What'd he die of?

>news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-prime-minister-boris-johnson-moved-to-intensive-care-after-condition-worsens-11969587
I called it first Remember that.

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Yo I see dat styl, man knows I be smoking at fat one for man RIP bro

>johnson has the coof
>blair doesn't

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