Hello /brit/, it's me Boris Johnson, you may not know this but I've been posting here for years, anyway, the doctors have given me 10 minutes to live so if there's anything you'd like to say to me before the end here's your chance.
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Ryan Cooper
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Nicholas Morales
GET WELL SOON BORIS!!! xxxxxxxx
Christopher Reed
love you man
Connor Wilson
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thread anthem
Lucas Lopez
Ah yes, this edition isn’t going to attract hordes of jf’s hmm yes
Evan Campbell
POO
Carson Diaz
been in quarantine for about a month me and done fuck all
Blake Sanchez
The culprit
David Thompson
When you think abou it, Boris is the best PM we've had in years.
Nolan Flores
>I've been posting here for years
believable
Ethan Ward
Can't take a week of him lingering, need an outcome NOW
Josiah King
HOLY SHIT
Anthony Johnson
you were the julius caesar of our time, take care big man, see you t'other side xx
Jonathan Richardson
Black the ripper died lads.
The fuck?
Andrew Hughes
LEND BORIS YOUR ENERGY
Nathan Reed
Brexit was pretty based bro ngl
Logan Thomas
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Zachary Taylor
this is me but for the past two years
Juan Powell
will they play this at his funeral?
youtube.com
Robert Cook
Will be a statue of boris in every town if he dies
Thomas Clark
corbyn always wins baby
Parker Smith
Fs in the chat boys!
Henry Bennett
Brody Hill
Boys
Brody Garcia
right after the benny hill theme yes
Hudson Anderson
Asher Bell
>18, she/her, my gender is lesbian. intersectional & post-civ communist and anarchist, #1 good girl/tiddy fan.
Dylan Watson
haven't a scoobies who that is
Angel King
alright lads it's theory time
>boris reported to have died
>next guest host on HIGNFY revealed at the last minute to be boris
>we all have a good laugh
Jack Wood
Shaking hands clip + African funeral dancing
STAT!
Robert Collins
bit bent
Ayden Turner
Logan Hughes
fancy a beer? x
Luis Diaz
this virus is a deliberate act of biological warfare from China. it starts out slow enough to be considered a bad flu, and China can release it on its own people and cover up the numbers to lure the rest of the world into a false sense of security, while also threatening against travel bans to the area. people only realise how bad it is when it's too late, and China can deal with it because they have no sense of value of human life, but the Wests will collapse and China will prevail.
we need to nuke China now before it's too late, a Chinese world is not a world worth living in at all
Isaac Diaz
Well, yeah.
On a related note, Gordon Brown exists. The public at large is still curious as to why.
Jaxon Moore
THE FUCKING CHINKY FLU BETTER NOT KILL OUR BLOND CHURCHILL
Josiah Harris
stay strong lads, the energy of yankgammon is with you today
Oliver Campbell
sucking a golf
Blake Taylor
fucking hell shes still alive
Brandon Howard
reckon boris will make a surprise appearance on WILTY as the random person that comes in where the panel goes "this is x, he is my..." so on so forth
Carter Lopez
this is edit. i can tell by the font
Jose Johnson
starting to realize how bad things really are
Evan Gray
Jezza should get to be the PM not Raab.
Adrian Parker
It’s genuinely 50-50 lads.
He gets some points for his age, but loses some on account of being a man.
Jace Brooks
I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
May this fair dear land we love so well
In dignity and freedom dwell.
Though worlds may change and go awry
While there is still one voice to cry
There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel,
A million marching feet.
Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud, shout it aloud,
"Britons, awake!"
The empire too, we can depend on you.
Freedom remains. These are the chains
Nothing can break.
There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.
James Rogers
#wankForBoris
give him your energy by cooming
Robert Campbell
Sebastian Turner
that's a seven-head at least
Nathaniel Taylor
>Boris is only 55
Not exactly what you'd call old is it?
Gavin Edwards
NOOOO 2020 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS YEAR
Camden Morgan
I, myself, am a wine connoisseur
a toast! skål!
James Evans
BORIS LIVES AND MARCHES ON
Daniel Sullivan
golfing a suck ball
Asher Morales
noooo you cant wear wrap-around sunglasses aaaaa im gonna dye my hair green!!
Matthew Cruz
i'm off the beers for 3 weeks
Aaron Powell
need me a fridge bitch like dis
Grayson James
A toast
Julian Miller
howling
Alexander Martin
For those aged 50-69, survival rate in ICU is 54%
Landon Morris
should be drafted in to lead a covid19 wartime cabinet
Kayden Sanchez
tenderly nursing a golf club
Carter Reed
DOES ANYBODY HERE REMEMBER VERA LYNN
Asher Bennett
BORIS LIVES AND MARCHES ON
Joshua Hill
hmmm
Christian Lee
Also he’s a bit of a fat fuck, which won’t help
Christopher Cruz
>nearly bald
yuck
Owen Flores
>vera lynn is still alive
u wot
Aiden Reyes
cheers, sister.
Carter Phillips
talking to a PENG london bird on tinder
Jeremiah Walker
BORIS?? BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
T I M E P A R A D O X
Cameron Wood
Thank you for contributing to herd immunity
Dylan Peterson
Christopher Thompson
my parents are older
Gabriel Sullivan
When is the last time a sitting pm died in UK?
Nolan Gomez
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Ryder Cooper
HEAD LIKE A FUCKING
Elijah Wright
If dubs the queen catches corona.
Bentley Scott
he will also get the best care the uk can provide.