/brit/

>does nothing
>dies
truly the new winston churchill

i TOLD you it was fugging habbeding

Petition to rename them to the Houses of Borisiment

Jesus Brois really is doing everything he can to avoid actually dealing with the fallout of Brexit

Pray for Boris

BoJo? never heard of 'im

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big D

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would this count as suicide seeing as he gave himself the 'rona

>Ed Miliband returns to politics
>Boris dies

feel the people reacting lightheartedly to this news don't fully appreciate what it means for their own chances of survival

Boris Johnson down, the queen is next

He'll be fine.

JESUS!

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rename tower of london to tower of BORIS

It's Boris Johnson, who's let 120,000 people die due to austerity. He's a racist. And he voted AGAINST the NHS staff having a pay rise.

FUCK OFF AMER

S
reroll

got a terrible pain above my left jaw/inside my ear

my lungs tightened a bit for bojo

He won't die.
Simple as.

good fucking riddance

You lot are thick as fuck. Boris is a sacrifice.

Tomorrow, someone will post the following meme webm on /brit/

>footage of Boris Johnson last month saying he visited the hospital and shook hands with COVID-19 patients
>Curb Your Entusiasm music
>Screenshot of BBC News article with the headline "Prime Minister Boris Johnson dies in hospital from COVID-19".

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I think he will live

corona

corona

BREAKING: Boris Johnson is sucking a golf ball

What would you Brits do if your PM did die from corona virus

he’s 55

Can't believe the EU manufactured just so they could kill Boris and stop Brexit. Even willing to kill tens of thousands of their own to cover their tracks

CORBYN-19

Last thread was 11.03ppm

Beaten only by the Yas Forums thread also about Bojo ICU on 13.63ppm

For reference KPOP were on their usual 5.01ppm and /cvg/ was below its average at 8.28ppm (likely due to a lot of migration to the Yas Forums Bojo thread).

>4stats.io/

always suspected bojo was secretly depressed and his keep calm carry on attitude was just to increase his chances of dying

it's always the funny ones

if he dies in the middle of the night will we even know until morning?

Raab is Secretary of State and would become the PM

>boris johnson, who has dedicated his life to making millions of people’s lives worse through brutal austerity, has been moved to ICU as his condition has worsened. sometimes good things happen.

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>BoJo might be dying
>"S-slow down..."
lmao fuck no, this is the biggest news for this shithole since may stepped down in disgrace

sue

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I honestly couldn't tell you

if bojo does it will create years of conservative neoliberal apologism
please no

keep calm and carry on

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>laughing at someone dying is the same as wishing it upon them
child or schizo

*Surreptitiously Google's things that also have a 50% chance of dying*

Arr, harr, see coronavirus nothing at all, US Bio-weapon!

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Next wank's for Bojo

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BREAKING: Boris Johnson breaks out of ICU to cough on Jeremy Corbyn

twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1247245607120453633?s=09

what was your 3rd bald dinner

>55 years old
>still playing shows
Hell be fine

RIP in peace. The herd will take it's revenge.

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thanks for the post-thread analysis Geoff Shreeves

Great Britain? nah
Superb Boris

in a work """meeting""" little does toilberg know that I'm dicking around on the internet

>So sad to see him go. Wishing our PM a speedy recovery.

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girls that smoke
grim or peng?

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cant believe you lil niggas are the clapistanis now
really didnt see that coming

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if boris died that would add a mythological element to brexit that remainers will not be able to deal with

laugh

now THIS is why we come to /brit/

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rolling her own is peng

Coventry looks peng

Is this true? Do you have a source?

Mental that if Jeremy Corbyn could have hung on for another few weeks, in a couple of days he might have been on his fourth Tory Prime Minister in 4 years.

>break up with the missus
>PM dies

coincidence?

I have a letter to show the police if they stop me telling them I am a key worker and it's critical I go about my business to keep the country from collapsing.
Spent most of the day playing with action figures.

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It's no longer funny bros. I wish him well. Even colonizers are human, their lizard monarchs still need to die though.

Hell be fine

Raab is our new PM

Sorry lad but this is the one time you don't get to stomp your feet and cry about fat trannies, Borris acted like a fucking spaz about Covid and if he dies from it he is unironically to blame for it.

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depends (on whether on not they're peng)

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No it isnt

Rolling your own is masculine
Smoking a straight is feminine

just realised the funny ant post from this morning was stolen from viz

He has 47% chances of survival, will he beat the odds lads?

Dangerous D

cooked the pengest bacon sarnie

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yeah my mate told me

Fucking foreigners all thrilled. Boris will survive but my hatred of JFs lives on forever

just like how Coronavirus is nothing, we won’t vote Leave and Trump won’t become president

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>when the first sip of liquor hits your lips

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anyway
as i was saying

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PENG PENG PENG

Probably cry :(

Leicester won't win the PL

Yesterday a bunch of brits and americans mocked me for pointing out that people who have symptoms >7 days without recovering have very little chance of recovering.

80% of those admitted to hospital, end up dying.
98% of those hooked up to respirators, end up dying.
I said this yesterdays and you britbongs laughed it off. Well, who's laughing now faggots?

>takes UK half-way out of EU
>dies
Simply epic.

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Boris pulling a kamikaze move and taking his enemies with him

NUKE CHINA
KILL ALL CHINAMEN

Don't you wish Kenya was still a British colony? If you'd stayed British you'd be a first-world country by now (on par with Canada probably) and the true jewel of Africa. Instead you're home to the biggest slum in the continent. Sad!

not reading this blogpost

BoJo will make it
stop the drama you cunts
wayhee!

>Raab as PM
horrifying, surely the 1922 committee would launch a coup fairly quickly

Yea dat Southern Comfort hitting doe'

well he's beaten 48% before

the face of an immune man

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Boris finna launch trident on the yanks,chinks and irish

just scrolled up to make sure I asked but apparently didn't ask

Lord Dubbs be like "check these sick digits lads".

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collecting the cat tonight
want to get it a cute bed what kinda beds/houses do you guys have for your cats, pic related looks comfy

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I should really have people bet against what I say, I'm always wrong lol

she was your queen once too, anonbaba

Can't relate. Hate drink and only had four in the last eight years.

it's
Not
Solely
Out
Of
Extreme
Precaution
they
specifically
mentioned
that
his
condition
worsened

at 9pm wank your willard for Bojo

now is NOT the time

Raab was a Leaveoid though wasn't he?

yes it still is funny
be quiet

*upvotes*

alright schizo lol

in all seriousness who's most likely to succeed Boris as PM?

looks like she fucks white guys

You're thick as pigshit boys. Panicking just like the bourgeoisie want.

nearly bought that today but saw the 35% vol. and cringed

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>sells himself to (((vested interests)))
>leads us to disastrous "victory"
>dies

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Screencapped danecuck. I will post this every time you post in /brit/ after he gets out of intensive care.

tell me what kind of cat bed you have NOW or face the consequences of me NOT clapping for Boris in 12 minutes

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the coughing and chest pain keeps getting worse
can't afford to go the hospital
I hate this fucking country

>Nizzy Narm's where it started
>I don't give a fuck 'bout Kennington
>Thought they wason,now I seethey're half->hearted (Dickhead)
>Hella man talk likethe can't get touched
>But you can get touched, nuttin' but targets
>Opps get cold feet, no carpets
>Gang slap waps, gang puff and pass it
>Bark it, do it like Vegeta and blast it (Bow, bow)
>Wet man's polo, no homo, I'm tryna touch man's heart (Splash)

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Trump

uganda be kidding me!

me and my massive willy

Twat

Yeah but he's incompetent as fuck

hope trump is pictured wearing a mask. would give me an awfully good chuckle

worsened but not the point of needing a ventilator . that bit is precautionary. don't now why you feel the need to ignore facts . situation's already scary

Very passionate about LGs with plump bottoms. Emotional!

>Boris is actually going to die

Prime Minister Raab is going to go power mad

Raab will but he has zero charisma

it's free treatment
we will be billing it to the chinks

'Ello

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Leftypol taken for a rollercoaster ride

If Johnson dies, does that mean another Leadership election, and thus another general election soon?

Honestly just get a constitution already, or hire a deputy PM that isn't Nick Clegg.

why did british deep state killed this Turkish man?

Absolutely fuming I am. Disgraceful

>wait your entire life spending decades scheming and plotting to finally reach the PM spot
>get blindsided by a chinese virus and die

that's really is a bad beat

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*downvotes and hides*

dubs and bojo dies

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Get killed by the cartel, Pedro.

I thought only testing was free, not treatment