/brit/

No Chebs edition

fuck off you chinky cunt

Sad!

sue

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btfo

Sometimes I reply to my gf in a really dry and cold way like some kind of autistic kraut
I don't mean to though

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Alri so I’ve got a job interview tomorrow online, a girl I used to work with has done a similar interview for a similar position last week. Not the same position so the questions will be similar. Is it unethical of me to ask her what questions she had?

Yeah fucking Jacinta, getting bent out of shape because we're sending her criminals back to her. She can keep her Samoan gangsters, thanks.

>it's true

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>In ICU

ITS OGRE

he'll get a high viral load in there too

The Police? Now that was a band

youtube.com/watch?v=ewdBRb7RTNc

turn on the BBC lads, it's real, he's in intensive care now

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don't know how this situation is better than having an eternal sticky or just letting people create a new at 310

what kind of people watch blakced porn

doing a pue

phil greaves is saying china is imperialist lads

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JEZZA JUST SWORN IN AS PM

TURN ON SKYNEWS

*kool-aid man voice*

OHHHHH YEAAAAAAAH

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Are you this Toilbergcucked, or is this a funpost.

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Boris Johnson's finished with fucking hell, I was lying about it earlier and now its came to fruition.

If Boris Johnson ends up dying it means one of two things:
Either the virus is really really severe, more than we thought
Or that the Deep State is a real force and is killing an elected leader and getting away with it

FUUUUUCKING HAPPENING

No, fuck it, I've had recruitment agents outright give me answers to tests the interview would have in the past

not a fan of boris but hope he pulls through x

MORTALITY RATE IS 80% ONCE PLACED ON A VENTILATOR
>MORTALITY RATE IS 80% ONCE PLACED ON A VENTILATOR
MORTALITY RATE IS 80% ONCE PLACED ON A VENTILATOR
>MORTALITY RATE IS 80% ONCE PLACED ON A VENTILATOR

Bozza is fucking dead lads

shit, I don't want Bojo to die

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typed out by you in word

The Jews want Starmer and Miliband in power and have taken out Bojo

Sub to Rosy for us la, I did it last time

FUCK

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Launching a coup detat lads

BORIS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

not quite

twitter.com/joepike/status/1247240533115670529?s=19

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola's mother, Dolors Sala Carrio, has died aged 82 in Barcelona after contracting coronavirus.

what are the actual chances though boys?

>Conservatives confirmed to have shitty immune systems

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52192604

what's the situation when people go into the icu ?

CLAP FOR BORIS

F

YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME CRYYY

hes literally going to die its fucking happening

surely they'll break out the special drugs for a sitting PM? Pump him full of all sorts to keep him going.... speed, test, adrenaline, feed him potent soups of stem cells/infant adrenal glads/placenta

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Your mum goes to ICU whenever I shag her m9

Poor thanks to Findom

50% survival rate in the UK

They'll just use it as an excuse to really lock down people, restrict shops to once a week and ban all excercise, this virus is a big nothingburger

they get very intensely cared for, the nurses lean over you and stare into your eyes

Unironically an 80% mortality rate. A 4 in 5 chance of dying. Fucking hell.

oh btw
>We understand the PM remains conscious at this time and he has been moved to the ICU as a precaution should he require ventilation to aid his recovery.

typical sky leading with the scariest part

absolute worst cunts

RORKES ON THE ROPES

BTFO
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Does everything have to have fucking sweeteners in it? I only drink ocean spray cranberry juice at this point since it only has a natural sweetener that doesn't give me a headache

for me, its newcie brown

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Fuck off janny

didn't think the prime minister dying arc would actually happen

this is worse than princess di

Fuck off bender we're talking about BoJo right now

GET THIS MAN SOME CHLOROQUINE

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oh strap on a pair you fucking fanny

FUCK
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DID
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he's on a fucking ventilator it's over dude

Boris in the ICU. Mad.

in the UK, 48% of COVID-19 pataients who enter the ICU die. it's 50-50 for are lad boris

medicalbrief.co.za/archives/uk-data-shows-icu-mortality-rate-of-48-for-covid-19-patients/

Trust no one

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theres that word again

>PM killed by a Chinese bio weapon

SURELY its finally time to nuke China

F

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>remains conscious
this just means he isn't literally dead at his second

Jesus Christ. Don't even like the man but this is so grim. Poor fucker.

Once he recovers as part of the 20% it will be seen as a Herculean event

hes not

* should he require ventilation*

you've just said its 48% though you bender

THE CHINESE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ASSASSINATED OUR SITTING PRIME MINISTER

too late for that
it only helps in the first few days, maybe even better taken prophylactically

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TIME TO PARTY

The ol' headboard on my bed just isn't big enough
Need some sort of extender or cover

only ever had middle-aged nurses me
shame

you fucking caused this

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SKY NEWS: BOJO'S PRIVATE DOCTOR PUTS ODDS OF SURVIVAL AT "SLIM"

This
You lot are dunces

Who takes over when he kicks the bucket?

it also says he's not on a ventilator

A SECRET CABAL OF EURO-LOYAL REMAINERS, ESTABLISHMENT CIVIL SERVANTS, AND MURDEROUS DOCTORS IN THE NHS ARE PULLING OFF A COUP TO ASSASSINATE THE ELECTED LEADER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

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don’t care playing animal crossing still

leftypol celebrating with an alcohol-free ipa

>unironic pedantry
neck thyself

Boris is toast

LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS

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not even your own hands

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NO

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would love a heavy viral load from a corona daddy

Boris will be sacrificed as an excuse for NATO to destroy China tbqh

RIP this guy

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I'll not stand for this. Shall be punishing them remorselessly at the ballot box.

not sure if everyone in icu gets incubated but i know that once you're incubated you're kinda f'd.
A high risk of death and even if you don't die you sustain a lot of damage to your lungs

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They put Boris' willy in a cage in an attempt to resuscitate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>nothingburger

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>Boris Johnson in the ICU

drinking for boris
was drinking anyway but now its for boris

are you worried for your pm?

Going round shaking hands to keep up a front when you have a preggo wife and a country to run during a pandemic probably not the best idea in retrospect.

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>noo not the heckin borisino, sirer of bastards

getting quite scared now

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DOMINIC RAAB SWORN IN AS PM TO FINISH OUT BOJO'S TERM

I am

190 celebrating with ket

as in slim shady
so he'll be fine

will we get a day off work if bo jo dies?

*gives you a lethal dose of ventilators*

I love Boris Johnson. Please be ok.

Rorke on his way out

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This is important shit. Sucralose, aspartame are and shoved into every beverage without alcohol in it

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welcome to the thread

sucking a golf ball

see

lol

chinese-backed remainoids have unveiled their most audacious gambit

Reckon this is all a gimmick from Boris, and that he'll miraculously recover. All part of his desire to go down in the history books like Churchill

nhs doctors unsure whether to give boris 5 or 6 doses of medicine

How will Boris be remembered?

Sinking my teeth in a fresh one

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lads please tell me he'll make it

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Oh look another Jew about to take power!

Rorke fully on the ropes now

>Hey, Jeremy... Boris has died of the flu

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haha yeah because soon it's going to be AM haha
>16yo getting brainwashed by nazi shite
where are his fucking parents then?

Oh no did the child type the words?

HABBENING :dDDDD

AYO BOJO WHERES DA PEAS FOR GRENFIL

boris reportedly having macaroni and cheese for dinner, sky news reports

he could quite conceivably die

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aaaabloobloobloo

don’t like boris but it doesn’t matter if he dies, some other crook will take his place and carry on fucking everyone over

this country is shit and electoralism is shit

oh my days

he'll be mythologised for decades as a hero if he actually dies
like how kennedy wasn't actually that beloved until he got killed

>it's just a flu bro

will nige take over?

No I’m not

>doesn't shut the borders to passenger flights the moment a nasty virus outbreak is announced
>dies from said virus
fair dos

Pray for Boris

miss him already

aspartame is tasty as

If David Cameron was your PM there'd be no virus

howling

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If Boris dies can we invade China please

they're gonna double down and LITERALLY kill boris as a decoy to keep lying to us that this is anything more than a fucking cold

Why are we always so relevant
Wouldn't mind letting one of them loser central European countries get the spotlight for a few days

nah Dominic 'if you're brown you're going down' Raab

yanks happier about this news than leftypol. fuck them

Not laughing at my russian source now are you
idiots

SAVE MY BLOND NIGGA BOJO
PLEASE

Labour voters don't realise that if Boris dies, he will become a martyr

Conservative land slide for next 2 elections and in honour of Bojo, Brexit means Brexit

so if boris dies that means china can be nuked right

What happens if he dies?

don't like bojo at all
he's a fucking idiot
but the people laughing at his misfortune should burn in hell

it's because of the sugar tax

pretty sure you cant just fake being admitted to a hospital for a pr stunt

>they're gonna double down and LITERALLY kill boris as a decoy to keep lying to us that this is anything more than a fucking cold

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>headache
That's a load of shit, I bet you think MSG is bad for you too

/britfeel/ radio is now LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=7I3x2C9ZLt8

hahaha I remember that

I thought he would be alright

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Or he's actually pretty fat and the mortality rate is much higher in the obese.

boris needs an iron lung

fuck up nonce in a dress man male freak

Rorke getting his local park shutdown by drinking alone on a bench

Based Ivan Ivanov

poison shit

>SAVE MY BLOND NIGGA BOJO
you mean the TURKISH BVLL known as Boris Johnson

amer is a NONCE

godspeed boris

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Boris will arise from the ashes and declare war on China in a Churchillian fashion. Check em

Raab takes over

if it can kill the PM it can kill me and on that basis I have decided to stay in my room wanking until this coronavirus has been eradicated

if boris dies trump is gonna tweet that boris was known for being unwell and weak (pale!)

boris is just pretending to have coronavirus as a ploy to try and convince us reckless millenials to take this more seriously

PRAY FOR BOJO

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fuck off you utter scum

Earlier when I googled it there was a bunch of "Russian fake news!!!" stories, Sky had one even.

if he's on a ventilator he's fucked
it's going to shred his lungs
he needs HCQ right now, hope trump can intervene and get him what he needs
youtube.com/watch?v=k9GYTc53r2o

Queen immediately calls all servicemen to arms and war is waged on China on all fronts

if boris takes off the ventilator will he die?