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augfhhh.. for glannadegal.. and granneallyy... we fight the engleeeesh

but how did you know?

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fuck off i want a full year of NEETdom

When will the pubs return to open?

Thoughts on tanned British women?

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big fan

anti britain faggots

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO TOIL AT HOME

aye lad, just the women though

looking forward to summer

Not happening, m8. Toil will be one of the first things brought back.
Pubs will probably be one of the last things brought back.

pretty good

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hmmmm

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i shagged a chinese bird once, i feel partly responsible for this. would like to apologise to my fellow countrymen

shadiversity

What’s been the best story game of the last decade? I’ll go watch someone play it on YouTube while I fall asleep

this morning I said I wouldn't drink til Friday

now I NEED (want) a beer

Shut up you nonce who's your inside source you nonce

8 days off the beers

bats aren't birds lad

Can't wait for semi-NEET life again next year

grim

what a clever girl, sneaking up on it with a lawyer scope. guns make sure you're probably fat

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the most chad autist i've ever seen

holy peng

will this new perspective on toil lead to reforms like a shorter working week, automation, more working from home, better pay for essential workers, etc.? i want to say yes but realistically nothing will change

not rocket science lad, all the things that got closed first will be reopened last

power through it
you'll feel better in the morning

Day 2 zero alcohol
Feel grim drank 3 cans of coke

What a waste of time

Is it wrong when immigrants say they are British in this context?

Cos nobody actually considers British an ethnicity. An ethnic Briton would say they're English, Scot, Welsh etc., not "British".

The virus came from a bat not a bird tho

Pillbugs, woodlice, slaters, potato bugs, doodle bugs, sow bugs, armadillo bugs, boat-builders, butcher boys, butchy boys, carpenters, cafners, cheeselogs, cheesy bobs, cheesy bugs, chiggy pigs, chucky pigs, gramersows, granny greys, hog-lice, monkey-peas, monk's lice, pea bugs, peasie-bugs, roll up bugs, wood bugs, gramfers, chisel bobs, woodpigs, timberpigs, peaballs, pishamares, tomato bugs, chuggy-pegs, crunchy bats, billy buttons, parson pigs, chickypigs, choogeypigs, chiggywigs, charliepigs, slunkerpigs, penny sows, grammasows, granddad gravys, granddads, granny greys, granny granshers, croogers if small, granfy croogers if large, granfergravys, granfygroogers, gramphycoochies, gramfycouchers, cheeserockers, cheeseybobs, chiselbugs, cheesers, cheeseballs, monkeypedes, monkeypigs, sourbugs, slateybeetles, leatherjackets, dampers, billybakers, bellybuttons, nutbugs, ticktocks, flumps, carpetmonsters and ogopogos

fuck no

What do you hunt?

anyone else cant stop thinking about how much your friends are tugging their dicks and fingering their fanners while they're bored and stuck at home losing their minds?

How the fuck do you lot manage drinking inside the house

Its boring as fuck

women

Realistically how long is the lockdown gonna last?

any supporter of the australian music industry man in?

leave ze angloid to moi

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nonces

nothing will change, nothing. unless if it persists well longer than 6 months promoting a cultural shift

thats going up not flattening though

toilberg says i can't work elsewhere while i'm furloughed, but i reckon i should

There are no guarantees that this will be exactly like the Spanish flu.

It’s just common sense. Bring back toil to get industries up and running again, which necessitates the return of schools and non-essential shops. Mass gatherings might not come back until we get a vaccine though.

Humans

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wonder if you can give someone cancer by aiming it at them

aussies

you need some coke

Aussie music is for flops.

all the girls I know are breaking lockdown to shag (including me)

big fan
youtube.com/watch?v=RobhSr2bozU

May or June, then come back in to effect in a few months when the second wave hits.

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the truth

am i fuck getting a vaccine looool

Shagged a Chinese-American tourist once
She was p good looking and had quite a nice bod. Even came round uninvited the next day for seconds and let me nut inside, they crave big Westerner cock I'm telling you.

you're not allowed mate.

beasts (all over the shop)

jock medical officer resigned cos she weren't following her own rules

Is your Agent-Orange corrupted mind causing you to post shite again?

gotta disagree with your there mate, the 00s especially had some real bangers

I see a nipple

for me, it's empty train stations

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you ain't no westerner bruv

this one

why not

not a fan of this conspiracy nut arc for Mark

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Lads which country in the Anglosphere has the most attractive women?

pretty priti

If there is a second wave, then there a high likelihood it will be easier to contain, since it won’t blindside people. Full lockdown might not even be necessary.

i am known for my ribaldry

Imagine rollerskating through there (with appropriate safety gear on)

3% of people that get it die, it'll still kill millions in the uk alone

where's this? Don't recognise it, crossrail station?

aussieland by far

Australia, that wrinkly sun damaged skin

Giggling at him immediately dropping any conspiracy about 5G because he wanted faster internet.

She used you for a free semen donation mate...

your mom is coming over for dinner tonight and you can wait outside how about that

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reading about the Franks
I wonder why France didn't remain a Germanic country

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seasidemarkwars

leeds mentioned

they're making some progress on treatments though

reckon death rate will decrease over the coming months

Same reason why England didn't become a Norman-French country.

citation needed... nobody know the real case number, so you couldn't possibly know case fatality rate.

It'll flatten but then as soon as we go back outside it'll start rising again. Herd immunity is the only way; there's no point keeping this whole lockdown shit going for months on end. If you allowed all kids to go to school and all healthy adults to go to work while vulnerable people stayed at home then this would have been over by now already.

It's not 3%

thing with waves is, might not be the same strain
could be a deadlier one that kills more than just boomers

it's leeds
looks completely bizarre without people in

insectoid chinese pincers clacked this post out

you got me bruv what am i ever gonna do now

she wants a man from Bradford

I’m sure they’ve thought of a second wave scenario that won’t require this panic shutdown. Although who knows if immunity will render it redundant.

this but israel

i am skrrrrt i am skrrrt skrrrt

the jews?

yeah she wants an inbred bf

They should bring back lads mags and breathe some new life into the british softcore pornography industry, it had more artistic merit as erotica than social media.

Well I hope she doesn't have a boy, I don't want an elliot rodger son

No no no this simply won't do!

PANICING ABOUT CORONA

3% of people who test positive for it die. Only problem with that is that the only people being tested for it at the moment are people actually going to the hospital. Realistically, it's somewhere around 0.1%, if that.

youtube.com/watch?v=PKaU7vFXN20

doing a watch

I wonder how the Rothschilds and Soros is coping with the coronavirus

youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc
>@
ANYONE remember this BANGER?
>@
youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc

status:not worried about it

lads

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Every American girl I see on dating apps is ludicrously hot

why would strippers not be able to be feminists?

hello incel

>BC era (before coronavirus)

OH MY DAYS ITS A FUCKING FLU

why does this look like it was made in paint

Always had the “she’ll be right” attitude through this whole mess

Miss 2016

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m8.....

it was made in paint

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Chingling/Rasheed

me: banana

gonna get elected

Is the coronavrius panic over already?? I WANTED 3 MONTHS OF NEET

lol why is she eating the banaa that way

idiot

It’s probably fake, but I’m too lazy to look into it.

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Seen a Lebanese girl do this with a cucumber

youtube.com/watch?v=BvHwrcRZIqU

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If a vaccine comes about there is a 0% chance I will get it. I hate needles.

>Peps mam died from the covid

kek what a fraud

don't you have a lot of lebanese in australia

now that bananas all enzymed, warm and slick, would not eat

Am I a coomer if I wank once every 2 days?

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spoken like a typical subhuman scouse bandwagoner

in France the Franks adopted Latin but seeing as the country is named after them I wonder why they didn't retain Frankish

Hundreds of thousands of them

monkey loves banana

don't want to be called a ' so id rather not say

reading different doctors' twitter accounts right now is like a real life version of doctor house

I know people who are Lebanese they are twins they are nice

Sydney is packed with lebs

post some

it's not how often, but how long the wank sessions are

Happy to hear that.

have you got your vitamin d today?

3 hours

Shitting pure bubbles

Treating myself to a modest 3 hour wank

yeah but the other lebs in my year were very exclusive and cuntish

imagine paying for prime, netflix, disney, spotify as well as all the patreons you like

that shit would give me anxiety

got semen down my throat this morning if that's what you're asking

youtu.be/8eu7z_yCbvE
There ya go they’re funny cunts

Yeah I sunbathed in the garden

It’s certainly looking a bit more optimistic at this stage, despite BoJo being hospitalised. By the end of this week or next m, the length of the lockdown will probably be clear.

the dream home

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no
some women

shall be sending the rozzers round promptly

Me?
Chipped fire stick

which one?

any /swimming/ man in?

yes mate

just realized haven't had a wank in a couple weeks with people round for lock down and thats why iv had horny thoughts

you're welcome to come over and play with your hair if you want

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changed my location on tinder and its MENTAL how much fitter the average yank girl is than ours

at least they've softened the blow with some nice bay windows

the pool is closed

i tried that when it first came out but kodi streams are shit and they quickly locked it down requiring you to approve it from a computer anyway . is there another way

turn off your proxy jared

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any ________ man in?

Yas Forums wasn't memeing around
brit girls are rubbish

thats borderline coomer territory

i'm not saying you're wrong just remember that when you change locations you normally get a bunch of the highest rated women on top of your stack, whereas you normally only get the women close to your rating on top of your stack in your normal location

almost gagged

What the fuck is the point of a wank if you're not gonna edge a bit

Do people really just tug their dick for 5 minutes until they have a mediocre orgasm?

me? sorry I don't consume jewish propaganda

i want in that crevasse