/balt/ + /ausnz/

Great! Now is the time for you to begin reading books. Start with the greeks.

You lads still shave if you're not going out anywhere? Think I might see how I look with a beard.

You have too little testosterone to have a decent beard.

I'm too low-teesti for a decent beard.
On the bright side, I only have to shave once every two months or so.

Awww, damn. Guess I'll become a sissy then. Anyone looking for GF?

I took some before going for a walk and felt nothing, so I decided to pick up some beers to get more fucked up on this beautiful day. it varies, the first time I took xanax I felt SO GOOD I kept rubbing my feet on the sofa just to enjoy the soft feeling, but now even after taking a three month break it's nothing.
might get some lorazepam off a friend though, that shit gets me good everytime. took a pill and had a stoned heart-to-heart conversation with my mom about how her hurtful remarks and constant criticism impede my healing, our relationship was instafixed.

please do, beards are hot.
t.roastie

since we're on the topic of beards, if I don't shave for 2 days I have to wash my chin for literally an hour after eating anything even remotely greasy to get the grease out, how do beardfags do it?

Reminder that Lithuanians are the dominant race ITT. They rule /balt/ with an iron but fair fist

Have you tried putting food in your mouth instead of slathering it on your face?

andke raamatusoovitusi. eelistavalt eesti autorite loomingut

>putting phallic objects in your mouth
have you tried not being so gay

i've had a beard for a few years now

never been a problem
mustache does get in the way though

>eesti autorite
If it means what I think it means, then it's objectively false

I tried it at least once, happens every time regardless

Chad with beards

>Estonian authors

Ok, then it might by true

?

What do you not understand

what the fuck are you talking about
what is true or false?

'Autorite' seems pretty similar to 'authority'. Combine that with

nice power fantasies,incel

That wasn't me, nigger

you better not speak to him like that ever again

Hey, one last question, how do you eat pussy if you have facial hair? Doesn't it tickle? It would be really awkward if you're eating pussy and she just starts laughing.

>t. entire diet subsists of sausages and cucumbers

Et 2 brute?

watch your tone with me, boy

t. low teesti with VPN

>psst... im not allowed to be here, but save this image quickly before it disappears

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I'll just leave this here.
In case anyone wants 2 tribute or something (not asking, but just in case you wanna do it for yourself)
You are welcome.
Also, how are you all balts and aussies nz'ers doing today?

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if i were to learn one baltic tongue for the luls, which one should it be?

Russian

Samogitian. Seeing an Aussie speaking Samogitian would give me the ULTIMATE LULZ

doing fine, currently having a nap
how about you lithumate

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This.

Dead language like Livonian

>president says quarantine will most likely be extended
>everyone goes apeshit
Normalfags on suicide watch

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>search up Samogitian
>one of the first results is Australian samogitians making pancakes on the beach
>first song and top comment is from an Australian Samogitian

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>livonian
>baltic

the ultimate criminal Chad

is Finland baltic?

not politically since ww2 and linguistically never

yes it iz, brotha!

join the two americans and learn prussian

>By extending the quarantine our economy will collapse and more people will die from starvation and poverty
>You idiot, how will people survive with no money, retard
>We tolerated those 2 weeks, extension was a bit harder but we still tolerated it. But now!!!!!! What bullshit is this!!!!!! What extensions!!!!!! What bullshit is this!!!!!
>tfw you're not retarded, saved up money and now enjoying comfy quarantine
Delfi commenters are retards anyway. They're the lowest of low human beans

Guys? No one eats pussy here?

the duality of man

i'd rather learn french, if it's going to be a conquerors tongue at least be a good one

Nice. Love talking to people who are napping.
I'm enjoying the for once not shit-tier weather.
WAT... I don't believe you

love pussy, me

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>eat pussy
Why English speaking people use this expression?

it's generally not a problem. facial hair is coarse anyway, if anything it will either irritate the skin of or further excite the woman with its rough texture.
show us

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>the duality of man
the duality of Baltic man!

what do you use? lick?

OH! Kek. Might not be Samogitians. "Samogitian pancakes" are a food. It's pancakes made of potatoes stuffed with ground meat and possibly some veggies/spices.

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They're just called that because the food comes from Samogitia.
This though O_o Australian Lithuanians worshipping Samogits. I see :D
Well, at least now you know what that weird language sounds like.

''Lick'' would be more agreeable.

ah fair enough, i've never heard of them before so i assumed it was a samogitian thing

>bumb ass
>bladder fiddle
wild

But I must CONSOOM

sounds pretty cool ngl, hardly any resources online it seems tho

to the english ear, "do you lick pussy" just sounds like you half arse touch the pussy with your tongue. "eat the pussy" on the otherhand sounds like you're having a full course meal and going ham down there.

i know which one i prefer.

didn't see that

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>wake up
>new balt thread
really enjoying this timeline lads

COLDSTONIA
>stonecoldia

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have a snack and a (you)

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Actually, Lith weather color.. look at the map. It looks like "MUH GDL EMPIRE" meme

My car showed 14C today. No clouds either and sunny as fuck.
I dont like it this hot. 10C is perfect weather.

>12
>not hot