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Can I get a quick rundown on this?

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My Dad is a Rabbi and he thinks the messiah is coming. He keeps calling me and telling me to get ready and to stop being an atheist.

fucking based, praise god

Jews offer Muzzies a bone. Muzzies riot. 3 Jews die, 29 Muzzies die. Bottlerockets coming from Gaza, cruisemissiles going back.

You know, the usual.

>My Dad is a Rabbi and he thinks the messiah is coming
What does he know???

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He thinks everything is in place for the messiah, all the prophecies etc.

jews like to prepare for the end of the world

Tell him the messiah has already come 2000 years ago and watch the fireworks

The health minister of Israel already said that the messiah is coming this weak

lol he's gonna be disappointed

I didn't even know a Sanhedrin still existed.
Pretty sure it has no authority though.
Also, pretty sure a sacrifice without a Temple proper is meaningless, but I'm not religious, so what do I know.

Nah. Jesus was definitely not the messiah in Judaism. He failed in so many ways for prophecy.

The fun thing about prophecies like these is that they are literally always true, at any given moment. Want to convince people of your religion? Predict things will happen as they always happen

Hello friend! How is r/atheism today?

if its that easy why havent you started a religion yet? CHECKMATE

I wouldn't know. And I think niether do you. But I'm sure you'd still love to tell me all about it

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Who said I haven't?

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such as?

The wolf will live with the lamb,
the leopard will lie down with the goat,
the calf and the lion and the yearling[a] together;
and a little child will lead them.
7 The cow will feed with the bear,
their young will lie down together,
and the lion will eat straw like the ox.
8 The infant will play near the cobra’s den,
and the young child will put its hand into the viper’s nest.
9 They will neither harm nor destroy
on all my holy mountain,
for the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the Lord
as the waters cover the sea.

(Isaiah 11.)

could you tell me how you interpret this?
what should the messiah be like?
how is this the right time for the messiah?

People LARPing as an ethnicity they are only marginally related to, just like how Turks LARP as Central Asian nomads when they are actually almost entirely Anatolian genetically.

>how you interpret this
Read again.

The leopard (panthera pardus) must lie down with the goat (capra aegagrus).

Seriously, what's the point of prophecies if you faggots will willfully believe what you want?

It's pretty straightforward, all living creatures live in harmony as they did in the Garden of Eden. Basically an end to all suffering.

Sounds to me like it's describing world peace.

Jews are more Jewish than Turks are Central Asian

yes, but that's impossible, is it not?
i understood that the world should be in peace, but it doesn't make sense because predators will always be predators
a wolf will never eat hay just like a sheep won't ever eat meat

>coronavirus is YHWH's punishment for the goyim
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There are two takes on this. You can take it strictly as a metaphor and understand that it's "world peace" as is actually conceivable, or you can take it literally and assume that they will just magically all work things out. Since the Bible is really just one big metaphor for "don't be a fucking shitter" I'd lean toward the former. Of course, the church are a bunch of luddites and prefer to interpret things more literally out of self interest. So it comes down to who you choose to believe, and how much of it you actually believe to be true (versus how much of it is just a pleasant fairy tale)

aha, that makes sense, ty for explaining it to me

That's why it's the ultra orthodox jews who have been hit the hardest since they disregard gentile shit like social distancing.

>ultra orthodox jews who have been hit the hardest
that's what they want you to think.

I far as I know the Jewish idea of the messiah is that of a fully human warrior king descended from King David who will resurrect and form an army of the dead to conquer Israel, rebuild the Temple on the Holy Mount, and force all nations to bow before Israel, creating a world where the Jews rule for eternity. Compared to that Jesus falls a little short.

But the messiah died 75 years ago.

woooow based and kekpilled

And then he got Corona lmao

You know wrong

How much denial will the Jews that actually believe that the messiah is coming be in once nothing actually happens?

they'll blame it on the palestinians or something and invade some more land

Same as every time someone predicts the messiah: a lot
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>t. Has never read the Bible in his life.

The BOOKS in the Bible were devised first and foremost as a rulebook to avoid illness and catastrophe. Secondly, these books are the guidelines to live as part of the jewish clergy. It was the priests who were in charge of drawing the "uncleanliness" of the people and make it disappear, i.e. sending it back to God to have him see what he does with it.

As a rulebook, there are "technical metaphors" that can only be understood in the context of the ancient clergymen which is lost to time, and a great deal of it literally, since it made sense in the context of the people living at the time.

In this case, it is easy to picture the animals being friendly, you know it won't happen, but it's improbability and ease to relate the concepts tell you it must be taken literally. There's really no abstractness here. The Messiah is the Man, made of flesh, that will perform miracles and bring absolute peace and order to Earth.

dont make fun of it atheist demon goy

They'll just brush it under the table.
This isn't like the crazy American evangelist who cause thousands of people to actually prep for the second coming every 20 years or so.

In that context it makes even more sense. Promise signs that are virtually everpresent which will culminate in an event that couldn't possibly come to pass. Built in infinite plausible deniability

That's metal. I'll join Odin's forces and ride six-legged horses and bash in brownskin skulls with my warhammer.

It is as you say.

There's a problem in which people refuse to apply the same anthropological scrutiny to judeochristian religions. People are subject to the context of their times and their religions are part of this context.

At the end of the day, faith is a matter of choice. You may say that although unprovable, faith is the way in which you skip the limits of the tools that make us verify the universe to reach a truth you can only assume is indeed real. In that sense, religions have the responsibility of leading you to that faith through the path science is carving, because the work of God is all that which surrounds us. Persistence is milenarian traditions misguide people for they can't see the forest because of one tree.

That's for OT, right?
I heard from my catholic friend that the NT is basically like guidelines from the Jesus himself, except for one gospel (Gospel of Lucas, I think?) that is basically a history book.

honestly modern secular cults are way more hardcore and faith-based than religions

Like what?

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>Jewish messiah coming
It’s literally going to be nothing

The Anti-Christ will be a half demonic/fallen angel and half human Apollonian figure, so something coming from the deep state Frankist/Kabbalah-Masonic pedos

Maybe eventually this time it will be some nobody, but later, the Anti-Christ will come after a time of chaos, when the Masonic phrase goes “building order out of chaos”

>” For false messiahs and false prophets will rise up and perform great signs and wonders so as to deceive, if possible, even God’s chosen ones.”

It’s going to be one of these. They haven’t built the temple yet, unless it will be some kind of simulation thing based on 5G, quantum technology

Based
I came back but you guys fucked up. To many commies get ready for the fire.
Who would have thought Carlos.

Based schizothread

can we already beat the mutts for giving military protection to those religius creeps

This is like a couple hundred inbred freakazoids.

Ave nex alea

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Based response.

>/k/ brainlets still haven't figured out that "alea" means dice and not cube

>They haven’t built the temple yet
They can't and they never will
The third temple is the Sankt Petri Basillica in Rome

All Abrahamic cults are clearly gibberish bullshit and don't even have good morals.
Fun watching these cults of freaks dissolving away in the west now we have the scientific answers and they can no longer harass you for not worshipping them.

>Fun watching these cults of freaks dissolving away in the west now we have the scientific answers
Good joke
Stay superstitious

Superstition is literally just making up nonsen when you don't know the answer