/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Thanks. Have a good one, bud.
Pretty good. Depends on the family of course, but if you’re willing to learn they’re pretty accepting. I have an old friend that married into a family from a different area. You pretty much just have to play by their rules and they’re cool with it.

youtu.be/he_XA7pNQHA

I thought he already did?

Guess I’m retarded. I’m on the millennial/zoomer cusp and I’m not really following

He quit the Pats and moved to play in Florida or something

Have never seen anything so fake and forced

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PRETTY cringe if you ask me

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Smoking weed at the moment

p gay

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I don't get it

p gay

Lolis!

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I genuinely have no idea what the fuck is going on in this video

i’m ok with this as long as he cute

Yeah, but people are not keen on working for scraps when they see trillions on headlines and all they have is a handful of a couple hundreds. Not to mention goldberg is dropping workers left and right and instantly applying for trump's gibs.
Our own government had to tell corporations to hire their workers back because "That's what the stimulus bill is for"

Single mother in the apt above us is losing her shit again.
She is simply not capable of communicating with her kids without screaming like the insane single mother roastie that she is.

get a strong paternal instinct when I see a woman struggling with children. Then I remember they aren't my children and I have a laugh

I thought I failed my test, but I got a D

me and /cum/

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I wonder it's like to be super morbidly obese, like 800 pounds

me on the left

Bang on the ceiling with a broom and yell at her to shut up

U & Me

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>when they wear a skirt
hnngh
chaturbate
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I started to get fat once, about 3 years ago. It got to the point where I started getting little man tiddies that would jiggle going up and down stairs. Very annoying, good impetus to get my shit together lol. Funny to imagine women just having to deal with that all the time

I'm possessed by evil demons that torture me while I'm sleeping
I keep dreaming of death and I'm hearing people screaming
The devil's spirit's trapped inside me and I want it out
I'm on the couch bleeding to death in a haunted house
With both of my wrists slit, I'm lifted up in the air
And suspended in animation like someone's holding me there
I feel somebody's cold hands wrapping around my neck
While I choke on my own blood that I swallow and drown to death
But I found a breath and somehow managed to slip the clutches
Nearly blacking out from dizziness and head rushes
Tripping over OD'd bodies of dead lushes
Blood stains paint the plush carpet like red blushes
Doors open and close by themselves,
Books fly off shelves
Curtains catch fire, the house melts
My skin blisters and sticks together like twin sisters
The wind blows and shatters windows like ten twisters
Caught a piece of shrapnel in the adam's apple
Two cups of holy water and I'm looking at 'em half full
But as soon as I go to touch 'em they turn into red rum
It got silent, then all these voices said;
"Come, follow me into the pits of hell"
I heard 'em yell: "Welcome to the Norman Bates Motel!"
I ring the bell for service and I was greet by his mother
Covered in dry blood, head still dented from the shovel
I said I need a room so I could try to get some rest
She gave me the keys to the best suite and a bag of cess
And told me that's just for starters, satan'll be in to see me later
To see if I'm interested in being partners

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for me its vague but meaningful-to-me lyrics, no more than 10 lines.

This moron is employed at the Washington post

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People who care about politics genuinely disgust me
Just waiting for the breakdown of society at this point
And if that doesn't happen I'll go squat in a ghost town with my friends and our girlfriends and start a some cult commune

>tfw silenced calls from unknown callers
Telemarketing Jews can't recover

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>C-china steals all their technology from the US!!!!!
>Never see any of the technology in China in the US

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youtu.be/RP4cD35Xn5E

Blurp BTFO

I hope you know that a huge chunk of places are using unknown numbers right now because of secretaries working from home. Even a call from the doctors office is likely to be an unknown number right now.

You've never been to China

It doesn't block them
They can leave voice mails
It just doesn't ring or show that anybody is calling

Having a 0/10 shit

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dandruff BTFO why hasnt the president fixed literally everything wrong

How do you know?

You haven't

God bless this country
tuckbot.tv/#/watch/fv9zwq

keylogger don't click

not clicking that link

nuke china

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is your country quarantining yet

>keylogger don't click
>not clicking that link

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Ummm. Americans???

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Love keyloggers
Love having people known what I'm doing

can you see guangzhou and the larger bay area as you drive across the hong kong zhuhai bridge?

they had some funny argument about mom loving who on TV, right
wasn't sure if they weren't jooking

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yeah it sucks

>chink/ukrainian log in alert email about some dead account of mine
>change the password using a max-strength 24 character and never touch the account again
No sweetie, you don't get to play on my throwaway account.

never forget

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I love doing this shit
get FUCKED thirdy I probably would've given it to you if you asked

ugh

In German media they always use the word "shutdown" to refer to the current measures being taken against the virus.
Does it make sense, in your opinion?
I think the correct term would be "lockdown", not sure why they use a different English word here.

nice get lad, i always wondered what they expect to find. its been happening alot lately but all of my essential accounts are linked to my phone so no chance of losin' those.

lockdown for people who don't need to "go" to work
shutdown for people who had to go to work

some russian changed my avatar to this on one of my old accounts before I changed the password and told all his friends he was gay

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BASED you just ostracized him

LOL

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