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Anime hee hee

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nicola sturgeon makes me physically ill

P-picard?

My ancestor :)

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Janny has been sectioned after an episode of psychosis.
Kept muttering to himself how nobody would wait for page 8, poor sod.

yeah lol the amount of foundation she puts on her face

grim as haha

is it true MJ was castrated?

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Why do they die so easily? It's not like they live dangerously.

Last nights haggis

everyone with a modicum of power becomes a nonce
really makes you think doesn’t it

*kicks him back in the water*

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know any chinese takeaway jokes?

About to step in the shower. Any good tunes?

is it possible to have had sex with too many women?

what's the limit?

micchael

Poor cunt jack knifed. Fuck me.

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except me. don't have a modicum of power and yet i became a nonce haha

Its a shitty surgical mask. I've better face sealing disposable masks in my shed from spray painting.

If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the ____.

want
nay
REQUIRE an Azula gf

reckon it's the other way round to some extent

What is quintessentially British?

don't understand how to categorise things as reddit or not reddit

now this is based and dare i say it redpilled

good post

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Cringe = reddit
Based = not reddit

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deffo
listen to his voice

Brit thumbnails have often motivated me to jerk off.

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nah reckon nonces are just good at accruing a modicum of power with which to enable their noncery

all people with power are nonces but not all nonces have power

ordered a chinese the other night. 15 minutes later had a knock on my door. open it to see a little chinese man shouting 'I soo late! i soo late!'
i told him, its only been 15 mins calm down mate!

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no you haven't

He wasn't castrated he was smooth down there like an Action Man
Born that way, supposedly

unequivocally based

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yeah nah mate it's all greek to me

glock

Remember what we're fighting for lads

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>Remember what we're fighting for lads

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yikes

Afraid so and ones with a lesser seal for dust when I'm using a circular saw

id die for that portuguese gem

if she's old enough to pee she's old enough for me, simple as

if only these were all trannise

ah yes, the egg or the nonce so to speak

why would you unironically post this with a Swedish trap in it
fucking retarded freak

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Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

haha good one lad

ikr
since the first time I saw her in that video, I've been in love. absolute stunner.

That NHS in the last thread looks fairly decent
wouldn't mind shagging her after she's doing a 14 hour shift and is all sweaty

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capitalist supporting gimp

danmark...

the baddest men on the planet

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can't wait to enforce the page 8 rule!!

french girl a cute

Now that we’re 14 days into lockdown, what are your opinions on it compared to the herd immunity plan?

Concubines are permitted by the allfather

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omg look all those non-obese human females!

feel like pure shit just want gym back

I apply every time and I still don't get accepted as Janny

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How many of you are furloughed

not wrong

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concubines never existed in Europe you fat mutt

is it furlowed or furloffed

If I were gay I would be wanking it to Tom Hardy. I'm not, but I definitely would want his cock if I were.

hey

its furlogged actually

>Concubines are permitted by the allfather

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uhhhhh shan't?

how do you even stumble across such comedy

stop lying

>concubines never existed in Europe you fat mutt

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we live in a post truth society

The Hindu neighbours are playing Bollywood music in their garden lads

it's kinda catchy

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Thoughts on the Boris situation lads?
Is he gonna make it? Are they downplaying it?

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Holy shit he actually did it lads! Wogs are gonna freak!

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Hate girls with blond hair

They just look thick as fuck

someone call me an ambulance
why you ask?
well, my sides have split!

she can kill you with these

first result when reverse searching the webm
apparently "atheists be like go grampa" was a big meme a few months ago

would rather watch you squirm on the floor like the worm you are

Hnnnnnngghh

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Here is the great irony of the whole reddit-spacing thing. It's actually Yas Forums spacing. It predates reddit and was used on Yas Forums first. You guys are literally too young to actually know this and the userbase has grown quite rapidly during your time, enough to drown out old memes. Your generation is not actually conscious. You are entirely unaware of the real history because you were not there for it, so you look to Reddit, which actually inherited it from Yas Forums, and you confuse where it came from with where you are seeing it now.

It would be like going to America, eating spaghetti, going to Italy, eating spaghetti, and then saying "lul American cuisine". You are all confused children and just do not really know what you are talking about or even understand where things come from.

But the spacing itself was born from Yas Forums, largely because of how poorly walls of text display and because it was easier to read that way. If you doubt this, just take a look at the Stanford Yas Forums archives from 2008. purl.stanford.edu/tf565pz4260

While yes, Reddit existed in 2006, but no one from that time period would have used it. Meanwhile, Yas Forums had existed for several years at that point and the spacing convention had already been adopted. You guys were just not there, I was. I can prove this if I go through that archive, find my old tripcode, and show that spacing convention in use even then.

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alri literal racist

About a 70% chance he’ll live IMO. Amazing how Charles basically shrugged it off though.

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*farts*

michael

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I miss stir posting.

the curve is getting steeper lads

Charles just upped his dosage of adrenochrome and it sorted him right out

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Put that down Charles it's not a fucking crown.

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Is it? Then again we’re not guaranteed to be at the peak yet.

sneed

Might head over to Yas Forums in a bit would love to get their nuanced take on this whole corona thing

based

only normoids are disgusted by this
if you've been posting here any decent length of time this is only arousing

Feel like shit. Just want her back (life before the lockdown)

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the erection is getting steeper lads

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ahaha

Mikey I love you but please tell me you don't wear those clown shoes

I can't believe the lockdown is going to be over so quickly. Toil looms.

Don’t bother. It’s all doomer shit and 5G posting.

where's the vaccine boris?

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good lad

hope you lads have burned a 5G mast today

>tfw exams already made online so have no toil until end of September

I am a lazy student

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what is it with mike's and noncing?
is it nominative determinism?

WHERES DA MONEY FO DA ENN AITCH ESS BOWIS

The Russian is the clear winner here

sucking a 5g transmitter

Would rather vote for a queer farmer than keir starmer

Of course

>adrenochrome
ah yes mhmm

bit racist innit

nope
the others at least have something to say, she's just filming herself for no reason the vapid whore

toil always wins
Sisyphean

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Copping an F20 M135i when this is over I think

>adrenochrome
Why his this meme been gaining traction lately?

love bossums

>434 deaths today
>deaths dropped by a third

thank fuck for that

i guess being ignored is quintessentially British

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