/brit/

Hey, cool it with the anti-administration remarks.

she's not wrong...

next election is in 2025 or something isn't it

sen e gal

HATE jennies

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now that keir starmer is in charge we have two tory parties to pick from

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this but with A _ S S I E S

based

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i think it's just a coincidence that so many high level positions in the media, finance and entertainment are occupied by jews

yep just a coincidence

Kier Starmer is the only chance we have of getting a Labour government

Janny had a fad a couple months back of giving me lengthy bans "for complaining about Yas Forums" whenever I mocked him
He's a thin skinned cunt, clearly better suited to Reddit.

youtu.be/-NpR6jO2pi0

S

Starmer is an extreme socialist

that's stupid because half of them were in on voldemorts return. the british government arent mates with fucking covid-19

big iron statue of boris 50ft high to be erected in cheadle city centre

can be called whenever
you'd be mad to think government can survive the full term with no elections forced by them or opposition

this but with F R _ G G I E S

just saw a black dog with nigger lips sucking a golf ball

foy

As opposed to before Starmer, when we had the choice between a dysfunctional conservative party purged largely of talent and what amounted to a collective of the most insufferable and smoothbrained NUS officials who were quite vocal in their hatred for prosperity and white Britain

A

I prefer when the larper gets ignored and posts
>I'm depressed
ad finem

it depends

keir isn't going to be in government by 2025. his main job for the next 10 years is going to be cleaning out all the corbynites, communists, sjw freaks, anti-zionist and anti-semitic weirdos, islamists, tranny radicals etc so that labour can be a respectable blairite party with socdem characteristics by the 2030s

i'm going to poo in your shower mon amour

youtube.com/watch?v=jcv8HP05uJg

>accidentally closed the tab with the previous thread
let's hope I'm not dicing with death

he just purged everyone who has any socialist belief

more of a marmite fan personally

based, fuck the jonnies

US has tested the most people by far.

/brit/ is an Australian general

Look up what Starmer believes
He’s an insane commie

brainlet take
better take

and turtle is the king

Cousin is on countdown

society has had a rude awakening into the life of a gentleman gamer; they have been forced to become that which they seeked to destroy

SEETHE INCELS. SEETHE

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wanna watch kino food series (in english) about france and and paris? it takes place in the district i live in too

england were going to win the euros this year bad luck guys LOL

based neo-blairism

cummings wants to turn the british government into an efficient technocracy and he's the tory's best man for turning the nation into a one party state

i reckon a Raab PM with Cummings advisor could be the dream team of creating an eternal Tory Reich

want to eat homade pizza but cba making one

Fuck off you utter nonce freak
And read a fucking book instead of wanking to Sargon you clueless spack

Starmer has been described as 'soft left'.[2][3][4] He supports social ownership and investment in the UK's public services, including the NHS, as well as the abolition of university tuition fees.[54][55][56] He has called for an increase in income tax for the top 5% of earners and an end to tax avoidance by corporations.[54] He advocates the reversal of the Conservative Party's cuts in corporation tax and supported Labour's anti-austerity proposals under Jeremy Corbyn's leadership.[54][55] On social inequality, Starmer proposes "national wellbeing indicators" to measure the country's performance on health, inequality, homelessness, and the environment.[57] He has called for an "overhaul" of the UK's Universal Credit scheme.[58]

In terms of foreign policy, Starmer has advocated for an end to "illegal wars" and a review of the United Kingdom's arms sales.[54] During his leadership campaign, he pledged to create a "Prevention of Military Intervention Act", which would only permit lawful military action with the support of the House of Commons.[59][60] Starmer had previously opposed the Iraq War, stating that it was "not lawful under international law because there was no UN resolution expressly authorising it."[60]

>messages
???

bet taxberg would love to see that one

>10% of ALL corona cases are in ny
mental innit

do NOT reply to yanks

por sure mon amie
mercie

once this whore starts sagging then what

Any pokemon man in

>David Lammy announced as shadow justice secretary
thought starmer was getting rid of mongs like lammy and abbot from the shadow cabinet baka

>Raab PM
The man's utterly incompetent

Is he, dare I say it, based?

Hes a Blairite

not per capita

its probably like that "superchat" stuff on twitch. where you pay a certain amount of money to have your message displayed to the person.

link

i'll vote for starmer even if he's a blairite
nothing can be worse than the last 10 years of tory rule

I've played everything except Sword/Shield. Not sure if I'll ever pick it up.

then she's had many years to invest her earnings

I would swim through hot shit just for a sniff of Jacinda Arden

yeah, just caught a niglet

haha! you can't stop me!

haha remember the breakdown they had when user made them get audited

i hit a nerve didn't i?
can't tell if you're a corbyn tranny or a rorke incel but i can guarantee you're a thicko

*music emoji*
the same old twitter screencaaaaaaps

youtube.com/watch?v=4GicJVYQvcg

me? I'm a far-right Scottish ultranationalist

*stops you*

it goes down slightly.
MILF demand is still pretty substantial.

Crazy how numerous desperate and pathetic men are. What on earth is the motivation to pay for porn?

*coof*

this

>taxing high earners and businesses to the hilt
>vastly increasing the size of the state
as far from based as possible

anyone remember the cuckio meme

it's in three part
youtu.be/fi3OW6LsZ9Q

I played it thought it was shit might buy it again though to play the dlc

dis bih too dumb to even chuck it in an index fund she'll blow it all on clothes and cars and holidays

What is Starmer's position on cannabis legalisation?

Thoughts?

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good times good times

mental how Red Ed STILL can't escape the Daily Mail posting pictures of him eating a bacon sandwich

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merci

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before toilet paper did everyone just use a bucket and a rag? did you have to share your rag with the rest of you family? do you chuck your shitrag in with the other washing?

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yeah
emerald and fire red are my favourite versions

lammy is a 100% neoliberal centrist. he's pro capitalism and pro military interventionism
he only appears like a lefty nut because he's always talking about hating whitey and wanting reparations for blacks
it's just social justice rhetoric though, lammy is on the labour right not the labour left

>484 new cases in the last 24 hours

This has to be a mistake, right? We had nearly 6000 yesterday.

no the rich used to hire slaves to lick their arses clean (giwtwm)

Didn't know there was DLC for it. What does it add?

just started playing old school runescape

more people died of austerity than corona

They targeted gamers....

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it's the weekend

branelet

non-issue

ah bon merci thank
je t'aime mon amoure
tu es un grand oueff !

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ever heard of a bidet you barbarian?

sponge on a stick. remember a roman emperor got cornered in the toilets once and knew he was going to be tortured brutally for days on end if he was caught, so he took one of the pooey sponge sticks and jammed it down his throat, choking himself to death

Wish I knew girls that did Onlyfans, I'd be straight handing my money over

additional content created for an already released video game, distributed through the Internet by the game's publisher

no they didnt

youtube.com/watch?v=SI52eJR1dRU
the gf

get him janny

2 new locations some new pokemon and only some of the pokemon they removed lol. It's 30 dollars

god i wish that were me

>(giwtwm)
???

Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg FRSGS (Swedish: [ˈɡrêːta ˈtʉ̂ːnbærj] (About this soundlisten); born 3 January 2003) is a Swedish environmental activist who has gained international recognition for promoting the view that humanity is facing an existential crisis arising from climate change.[3] Thunberg is known for her youth and her straightforward speaking manner,[4] both in public and to political leaders and assemblies, in which she criticizes world leaders for their failure to take sufficient action to address the climate crisis.[5]

same desu

diolch yn fawr

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just popping back in to correct myself here lads. it was a germanic gladiator who chose death over slavery by choking himself with the poo sponge because it was the only place he was allowed to be unguarded

see the post above yours

redpill me on bidets

eight people on the conference call but only two are speaking

fucks sake

umm its like 11-12mil

*checks your sources*

A lot of people seem to be into findom in these threads.

knew a girl that had an onlyfans and I was shagging her at the time wahey
all it needed was a bottle of cheap wine from aldi, takeaway pizza, and she bought the weed

Priti Patel for PM, I want the UK to officially become a vassal of Israel

Starmer will lay the foundations for the 1000 YEAR TONY REICH

no way one of her middle names is tintin

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ok he's lost it

it’s a little shower for your rear hole

yanks used corncobs

cheers

screaming

>greta tintin

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he's always been in all caps hasn't he

>we

2020 will see society emerge from this crisis in awe of the strength and fortitude of gentlemen gamers. society was brought to its knees in less than a week by a lifestyle which gamers have known for decades

perhaps Blair was merely our Caesar, stabbed by the Corbynites, and Starmer can be our Augustus

this is why climate change exists

post your quarantine hairstyles

youtube.com/watch?v=RDHLqu4R5AM

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>tried to go for a run in the morning
>full of people and families and dogs to the point where it's impossible to maintain a distance while still running fast

>tried to run at 8pm
>literally the same problem but with more crazy people and heckin' good pupperino wankers who don't keep their mutt on a leash

What now? Just accept that society is going to make me fat and unfit? Probably just what the Chinese want.

for me? personally? it's Black People Reacting to Blue-eyed Soul.

love the Righteous Brothers

do people in france use the old sort of bidets or the new japanese kind?

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>help the NHS by not voting tory

as if labour would react to this crisis any better

go out at 4am

the dream team:
Chris Grayling for PM
Rees-Mogg for home sec
Ester McVey for chanceller
Williamson as foreign sec
Patel for health sec

Ed Miliband makes return to the Shadow Cabinet as Shadow Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy.

don't you have a desert

the dream team:
Chris Grayling for PM
Rees-Mogg for home sec
Ester McVey for chanceller
Williamson as foreign sec
Patel for health sec

Has anyone told 190cm to get himself tested for autism?
I am 100% certain he has it

you literally dont look even vaguely similar to this get real

Donald Trump for PM

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lads
youtube.com/watch?v=91wNzDXh6d0
skip abit ahead

Honestly, I kind of hope Boris doesn’t die. He’s probably the most amusing PM we’ve had in a long time.

(((we)))

you now remember Duffy

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youtube.com/watch?v=OZ8GZ3PFVGM

she was good

perhaps the most intelligently humorous post I've ever seen on /brit/ was when someone posted "Boris is taking this Pericles larp too far" last night

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youtube.com/watch?v=koQ2iVu2Uo4

Nothing like soulful British rock in this quarantine

>BREAKING: there are reports out of Lewisham that the locals are rioting upon hearing the news that the PM will use the word "niggardly" in his speech tonight

CORRR imagine the smell.

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kek this is me

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Mental how women just accept bleeding from their genitals as a normal thing

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just arrived in Los Angeles wahey

govt is just following the health experts' advice and they're nonpartisan
labour would follow the same advice of the same experts

rasheed

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need the rasheed gimmique to come back

kek

the govt/boris have done a surprisingly decent job and I doubt labour would have done better, and I say this as a lefty twat